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#751 homerjbond

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Posted 24 October 2005 - 11:47 PM

"Nonsense, a Whopper brings a sparkle to the day."

#752 Qwerty

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:39 AM

"That's not your problem, your problem is having enough money for it."

#753 Mona Lovesit

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:29 AM

"Oh, the family jewels, Sir, I think is, if you'll pardon the analogy, only the tip of the testicle."

#754 The Dove

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 04:17 PM

" Not enough....All your family jewels is not enough!!! "

#755 Qwerty

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:31 PM

"One...more...ruby..."

#756 The Dove

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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:31 PM

" You handle those rubies like a monkey handles coconuts! "

#757 Qwerty

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Posted 04 November 2005 - 09:31 PM

"I've lost my rubies!"

#758 The Dove

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 07:38 PM

" I'll signal Amsterdam to ship the emeralds!! "

#759 Qwerty

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 11:07 PM

"It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in Amsterdam."

#760 The Dove

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:34 PM

" Your going to Phoenix!! For some time now, we've had our eyes on a professional smuggler called Peter Franks. "

#761 Qwerty

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:45 PM

"My name is Peter Franks."

#762 The Dove

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 08:01 PM

" He's an imposter!! Peter Franks is 63 years old!!! "

#763 Qwerty

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 11:46 PM

"Tell Peter to come below and report."

#764 The Dove

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 10:32 PM

" Miss Taro, bring me the files on Peter Franks and Las Vegas, will you ? "

#765 Qwerty

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 10:45 PM

"Franks is dead."

#766 The Dove

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:05 PM

" Ahh yes, he died rather suddenly, poor chap!...He fell off the top floor balcony at the casino!! "

#767 Qwerty

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 10:39 PM

"If you forgive me for saying so, but he must have been an idiot."

#768 The Dove

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 12:13 AM

" Chocolate milk with fish...That should have told me something!! "

#769 Qwerty

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Posted 22 November 2005 - 02:13 AM

"Chocolate milk...the best!"

#770 The Dove

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:07 PM

" Send it to suite 423 with cookies for two! "

#771 Qwerty

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:14 PM

"Chips I can get you, but until Washington starts believing, its no cookies."

#772 The Dove

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:25 PM

" No, I'm feeling Italian and musical... Lets order in a pizza! "

#773 Qwerty

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:41 PM

"Pizza is very bad for your chest."

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 03:02 PM

"The chief of Pizza Hut will call me fat, deliver me a pizza, and give me one million extra slices of pepperoni. I think so."

#775 Qwerty

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 10:11 PM

"As soon as the pizza shop opens..."

#776 The Dove

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 10:43 PM

" About bloody time Fidel!! Now cook up some more Calzones and take them to room 42!!! *click! * Unless you want to be know as Fidel Castrata!! "

#777 Qwerty

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 11:18 PM

"You don't tell me what to cook!"

#778 The Dove

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 05:57 PM

" The spaghetti here is horrible! "

#779 Qwerty

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:08 PM

"Try my spaghetti."

#780 The Dove

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 04:52 PM

" Well I've had spaghetti for lunch, but I've seemed to have missed dessert! "