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[Qwerty]

"You better be thirsty, Mr. Bond."

[homerjbond]

"A little thirsty, but I eventually got hammered."

[Qwerty]

"With M and Moneypenny? That sounds fantastic!"

[Bon-san]

Mr. Bond would like a glass of Mr. Tanner's Kaopectate.

[Qwerty]

"No, Mr. Bond will have a nice glass of tea."

[The Dove]

" Its useful for people who drink too many cups of coffee like you! "

[Qwerty]

"Whatever the doctor orders..."

[homerjbond]

"Oh, no, I like fever! Especially above 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, like this one."

[Qwerty]

"You're going to the beach, 007."

[homerjbond]

"You've forgotten, I took a first in bikinis at Cambridge."

[Qwerty]

"Bikini education...what will they think of next?"

[homerjbond]

"Baywatch Appreciation, Q, must get them in the schools for the fall semester. Good morning, gentelmen."

[Qwerty]

"I'm fully trained...from Baywatch, the beach show."

[homerjbond]

"...that's as bad as watching David Hasselhoff without a blindfold."

[Qwerty]

"One always wears blindfolds while in the field, Miss Anderson."

[homerjbond]

"The things I do for my libido."

[Qwerty]

"James, you're such a cad."

[The Dove]

" Some gum and a piece of cheese, how original! What will they think of next?? "

[Qwerty]

"Supersoaker XP 80. Delivers water like a...squirt gun."

[The Dove]

" Ahh the new Supersoaker. I asked Q to get me one of these! "

[Moore Not Less]

"Don't touch that. That's my Supersoaker!"

[Qwerty]

"007, just leave the squirt gun."

[The Dove]

" Heh, heh!! Sorry to say your squirt gun is no match for the latest body armor!! "

[Qwerty]

"I see you handle your squirt gun well."

[homerjbond]

"When one squirts to the occasion."

[Qwerty]

"Would you mind giving me your supersoaker?"

[Vesper]

"Any man who uses a supersoker can't be all bad"

[Qwerty]

"Get that supersoaker."

[The Dove]

" Hold it!! Don't go in there!! We didn't get the real diamonds, so we need Tree....dry!!! "

[Qwerty]

"You don't tell me who to shoot."