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[Sun Tzu]

"I had some wings yesterday at the funeral."

[Qwerty]

"How did they taste?"

[Sun Tzu]

"Dreadfully adjusted to crispy meat."

[Qwerty]

"Don't worry, I'll fire the chef."

[The Dove]

" Small slip...Takes more than a white hat and apron to turn 007 into a chef!! "

[Qwerty]

"You must be joking. 007 on an island full of food? We won't see him 'til dawn."

[Gabe Vieira]

"Hence Prueco Pibil: a spicy pork dish from the Yucatan Peninsula."

[Qwerty]

"The dish sounds terribly nauseating."

[The Dove]

" Alright change of tact. Have some of my chicken parmasan. "

[Qwerty]

"Time for a new restuarant."

[Sun Tzu]

"New remodel?"

[Qwerty]

"Old model."

[The Dove]

" All the usual refinements, tables, chairs, salad bar and six ice cream machines! "

[Qwerty]

"The blue ice cream looks very cold."

[Gabe Vieira]

"Ice cream is more than enough."

[Qwerty]

"Ah, a new flavor. I've been wanting to try this one."

[The Dove]

" My dear girl there are some things that just aren't done. Such as eating ice cream with hot fudge sauce below a temperature of 50 degrees Farenheit. Thats as bad as listening to Kelly Osbourne without earmuffs!! "

[Qwerty]

"You don't love Kelly, do you?"

[The Dove]

" Oh those damned Osbourne kids...Enough to drive you mad! "

[Qwerty]

"We're taking care of them, in one hour, with a nanny."

[Gabe Vieira]

"Its Bond, get 'Nanny 911' over here now!"

[Qwerty]

"Ah, your mother?"

[Gabe Vieira]

"Why can't you just be a good boy and use the toilet?"

[Qwerty]

"I never learned how."

[The Dove]

" My cell phone flushes the toilet..."

[Qwerty]

"Well that's a disgusting trick."

[The Dove]

" Wait til you get to my palm pilot! "

[Qwerty]

"Have you been listening to music, 007?"

[The Dove]

" I didn't know you were such a music lover, James. Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Marilyn Manson collection..."

[Qwerty]

"I don't think my mother would approve."