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#421 Sun Tzu

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 02:07 AM

"You're the only one who could refill the can."

#422 Qwerty

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 02:11 AM

"I will not be refilling cans, 007."

#423 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 03:30 PM

"Bond, refill the cans for fifteen minutes!"

#424 Qwerty

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 03:31 PM

"I'll be ready in 5."

#425 Sun Tzu

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 10:31 PM

"My nephew is ready in fifteen."

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#426 Qwerty

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 10:34 PM

"Oh I should have never become a repairman."

#427 The Dove

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 10:43 PM

" Toaster 2 cut out again. Get it fixed, will you?!! "

#428 Qwerty

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 10:44 PM

"Soon as I fix things on the toilet."

#429 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 03:21 PM

"I've been this close to the toilet, and it still won't flush."

#430 Qwerty

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 06:44 PM

"Plunge it."

#431 The Dove

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Posted 17 March 2005 - 10:04 PM

" James Bond, Her Majesty's loyal plumber. Defender of the so called plunger! "

#432 Qwerty

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Posted 18 March 2005 - 02:20 AM

"Well there's a title to die for."

#433 Sun Tzu

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Posted 18 March 2005 - 02:22 AM

"But while your parents had the luxury of dying in a plunging accident, mine survived the British betrayal at Stalin's custodian squads."

#434 Qwerty

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Posted 18 March 2005 - 02:27 AM

"I will not tolerate whining."

#435 Sun Tzu

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Posted 18 March 2005 - 02:31 AM

"King! The whining!"

#436 Qwerty

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Posted 18 March 2005 - 02:35 AM

"Oh shut up King."

#437 The Dove

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:28 PM

" One more word, King and I'll have you shot!! Get back to your post!! "

#438 Sun Tzu

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:39 PM

"You must be bullying."

#439 Qwerty

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 02:22 AM

"I never bully on an empty stomach."

#440 00Twelve

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:26 AM

Oh, stomach, both of you! Stomach!

#441 Qwerty

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:27 AM

"Eat up Q."

#442 00Twelve

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:43 AM

"Q Yuk?

#443 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 03:38 PM

"I'll take you to the cafeteria any day, Quartermaster."

#444 00-FAN008

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 07:54 PM

"Would you like some chicken fingers?"

#445 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 03:44 PM

"What's the point in eating if you can't taste chicken?"

#446 The Dove

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 05:41 PM

" One of our specialities...stuffed chicken's head! "

#447 00-FAN008

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Posted 02 April 2005 - 04:29 AM

"It runs through my veins, stickier than mud!"

#448 Qwerty

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 03:28 AM

"Eating mud pies, 007?"

#449 Sun Tzu

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:16 PM

"On your second?"

#450 Qwerty

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:23 PM

"Keep eating, 007."