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#391 Sun Tzu

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:05 AM

"That depends on your definition of make soap."

#392 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 01:00 AM

"You must be dirty."

#393 Sun Tzu

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 03:33 AM

"Tactfully adjusted to favour clean."

#394 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 03:42 AM

"See the maid out."

#395 Sun Tzu

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 03:48 AM

"Close the door, Alice, there's a draft!"

#396 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 03:49 AM

"I'll close it tomorrow."

#397 Sun Tzu

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 03:58 AM

"Her Majesty's lazy terrier, defender of the sofa seat."

#398 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 03:59 AM

"Give him an award."

#399 SPECTRE ASSASSIN

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 05:41 AM

"I love couches Mr. Bond. I loves its odor, devine stinkiness."

#400 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 01:10 PM

"You really need a vacuum."

#401 Agent 76

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 02:32 PM

"right away, Sir"

#402 The Dove

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 06:11 PM

" Right. Now pay attention, 007! I want you to take great care with this vacumn. There are one or two rather special accessories..."

#403 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 06:49 PM

"What do I do to blow up the vacuum?"

#404 The Dove

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 07:40 PM

" If the pressure gets too much, just release the button and the vacumn blows up! "

#405 Qwerty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 08:12 PM

"Should be a memorable explosion."

#406 00-FAN008

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 02:13 AM

"Three clicks arms the fumes, and three clicks disarms them."

#407 Qwerty

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 02:15 AM

"How smelly are the fumes again?"

#408 Sun Tzu

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 05:15 AM

"A stink in St. Cyril's! A stink in St. Cyril's!"

#409 Qwerty

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 04:02 PM

"Clean it up. Now!"

#410 Sun Tzu

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 08:35 PM

"It seems a small crap stain is brewing in the South China Seas."

#411 Qwerty

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 08:40 PM

"I don't care about that!"

#412 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 13 March 2005 - 07:33 PM

"Give him the Pineapple."

#413 Qwerty

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Posted 13 March 2005 - 08:59 PM

"I give you very best pineapple."

#414 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 03:38 PM

"We're not a Four Star Restaurant 007!"

#415 Qwerty

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 04:04 PM

"Well get building Q."

#416 Qwerty

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 04:05 PM

"Well get building Q."

#417 The Dove

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 09:24 PM

" Your boy's been busy. He shows up in Cuba and torches a four-star resturant! "

#418 Qwerty

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Posted 14 March 2005 - 09:25 PM

"I know the rules. And number one is burn everything."

#419 Sun Tzu

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 02:01 AM

"And always have a big gas can."

#420 Qwerty

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 02:03 AM

"Out of gas, you better get a new gas can."