
Weakest moments in Bond history
#1
Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:14 PM
1. Thunderball - The speeded up fight on board the boat / underwater sequences.
2. OHMSS - The sub-standard dubing throughout this film, not helped by giving Bond obviously neglected wittisisms AFTER the film wrapped.
3. Moonraker - Jaws' surreal jump from one cable car to another.
4. Octopussy - Tarzan....
5. Tomorrow Never Dies - The fight with Wai Lin; the weakest most uninteresting fight scene in the history of Bond. Smacks of having been added as it would be an easy sequence to shoot [Non time consuming - remember their very short post production time].
#2
Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:16 PM
The last hour and a half of THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH!
#3
Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:44 PM
2)DAD-CGI parasurf stunt, Madonna's "acting" performance as Verity
#4
Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:45 PM
#5
Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:57 PM

#6
Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:59 PM
Anything Moore says in Q's lab in Octopussy.
Also from OP "Siiiit!"
Anything scientific comng out of Denise Richards mouth in TWINE.
"Keep your hair on" FYEO
#7
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:02 PM
Well, my philosphy is "When in doubt for an idea, just go for the one thing you can always complain about."Nick Nack


#8
Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:17 PM
#9
Posted 12 February 2004 - 10:20 PM
2) LTK-The Bimini Bar scene. It belonged in a Lethal Weapon flick instead. Pam's immature and clingy jealousy towards Lupe.
3) TND-ditching the first draft screenplay's villainous plot(leveling Hong Kong prior to returning it to Red China) and replacing it with a retread of a YOLT/TSWLM scheme(i.e., trying to trigger WWIII for his own maniacal purposes) instead.
#10
Posted 12 February 2004 - 10:49 PM
#11
Posted 13 February 2004 - 06:36 PM
#12
Posted 13 February 2004 - 08:54 PM
You know, I've never really thought of it that way, probably because it's so different from that scene in From Russia With Love.1) FYEO-Bibi Dahl's cheesey attempt to imitate Tatiana Romanova in FRWL

#13
Posted 14 February 2004 - 01:32 AM
#14
Posted 15 February 2004 - 12:03 AM
The music may have been inappropriate in the snowboarding AVTAK scene but the actual stunt was great.1) AVTAK-Bond snowboarding to "California Girls", May Day, shocked by Zorin's betrayal and ranting "And I thought that creep loved me!", the unbelievably poor editing between shots of Moore and his stunt double during the Paris car/parachute chase
2)DAD-CGI parasurf stunt, Madonna's "acting" performance as Verity
#15
Posted 15 February 2004 - 12:18 AM
Bond dressed as a clown... not so much the clown part, but the tear
2 words: Pink Tie
#16
Posted 15 February 2004 - 01:57 AM
#17
Posted 15 February 2004 - 02:31 AM
LOL! I actually never got too mad over Connery's wardrobe in Diamonds Are Forever, not too mad, mind you.2 words: Pink Tie

#18
Posted 15 February 2004 - 09:07 AM
#19
Posted 11 December 2004 - 05:31 PM
#20
Posted 11 December 2004 - 08:29 PM
#21
Posted 11 December 2004 - 08:40 PM
#22
Posted 11 December 2004 - 08:42 PM
#23
Posted 11 December 2004 - 09:38 PM
2. The seduction of Jinx after she gets out of the water.
3. Brosnan trying to act sensitive near a dead female.
4. Roger Moore in any fight sequences.
5. Kerim Bay clearly breaking open the blood package on camera.
6. The gangster scene in GF prior to Goldfinger telling them plan.
#25
Posted 11 December 2004 - 09:59 PM
#26
Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:13 PM
#27
Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:58 PM
-Apted's direction in TWINE
-The cop in AVTAK
-Tanya Roberts as Stacy Sutton
-Bond bakes a quiche and falls asleep in a rocking chair
#28
Posted 11 December 2004 - 11:05 PM
-Almost every line of dialogue in DAD
-Apted's direction in TWINE
-The cop in AVTAK
-Tanya Roberts as Stacy Sutton
-Bond bakes a quiche and falls asleep in a rocking chair
With that then, the cop in Diamonds Are Forever.
#29
Posted 11 December 2004 - 11:31 PM
- All of Thunderball.
- Most of OHMSS. Except the last hour.
- The circus in Octopussy.
- Everything except the cast of AVTAK.
- All of LTK.
- Half of TND.