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[Santa]

A genius, I think.

Victoria Beckham or Kate Moss?

[Skudor]

It'd have to be white-nose Kate. VB really makes me want to throw up.

David Beckham or Victoria Beckham?

[Santa]

David Beckham. I can't help it, I really want to not fancy him but he is very good at football. I could always ask him not to speak..

Simpsons or South Park?

[Skudor]

Simpsons - always good. South Park - interesting but didn't quite hold up.

Cheers or Frasier?

[Santa]

Neither.

Dolly Parton: Goddess or freak?

[Skudor]

Freak. Just a very odd woman.

Jordan: "Highly interesting individual, worthy of a front page every week" or "What's the appeal? Who is this woman? And what's with the balloons?"

[Santa]

Oh no! I love Dolly! Jordan I'm not so sure about. There's something about her I like, but I don't think it's the airbags.

Schumacher: Michael or Ralf?

[Skudor]

The Jordan to F1 to Schumacher connection... I was on the same route...

Mike - he rules.

F1: Boring as hell, or worth watching for the crashes?

[Santa]

I like it in real life better than on the telly. I do flag marshalling for the races.

Life on Mars: Yes or no?

[Skudor]

Seriously? That's cool. I did some flag work once for a dodgy race in Norway, messed up obviously and got a driver pissed off...

No. Don't think there ever was.

Life elsewhere in the Universe: Yes or No?

[Santa]

Absolutely, 100% certain. And yes, seriously. I have a race on Friday. Want to come?

Plots in pørn films: Extremely inventive or you'd rather they didn't waste their time?

(Still waiting for something interesting...)

[Skudor]

You've met some Aliens?

I wouldn't know. Never seen one. I'd imagine plots are totally superfluous.

Winner of F1 this year: Ferrari or someone else...?

[Santa]

Never? Pull the other one...

I really don't know. I tend not to make predictions on that kind of thing as I'm not very perspicacious.

Nightmare On Elm Street or Hallowe'en?

[Skudor]

Is that another word for sweaty?

Probably Elm Street. Not a fan of the genre though.

Alien vs Predator: Worth making or not?

[Santa]

So not worth making. And I'm not very sweaty either, fortunately. And I love horror films.

Tattoos: Yes or no?

[Skudor]

Tempting, but no.

Piercings (not the earring type): Yes or no?

[Santa]

Not anymore.

Grammar and punctuation: Essential or an outdated concept?

[Qwerty]

Essential

Japan or China?

[Skudor]

China. Bound to be more interesting.

Thailand or India?

[Santa]

India.

Madonna: Queen of Everything or time to retire?

[Skudor]

Definitely time to retire. Or at least cover up.


Prince: An eternal symbol of musical genius or a nutcase?

[Santa]

Oh a fruit loop. Completely. But also a genius. There's a theory that they are the same thing.

More important in a relationship: Passion or companionship? (and you're not allowed to say 'both' this time )

[Skudor]

Bummer. No fence sitting allowed. Taking a long term view (as usual) I'd say companionship.

Email: the most important invention of the 20th century or the killer of the work ethic?

[Santa]

I would have said most important invention, but thinking about the emails that have been flying back and forth this week I realise how detrimental email is to work.

Honey: Nectar of the gods or manky slime?

[Skudor]

Nectar - essential in any tea.

Office stationery rooms - should be banned, or essential for keeping the secretary happy?

[Santa]

Essential, but not just for the secretary, everyone can have fun in there.

Phil Collins: Awesome tunemaster or tired old slaphead?

[Skudor]

He should keep going, so awesome tunemaster I guess.

Coffee: Essential for the proper running of any office or addictive mud?

[IndyB007]

essential

snow or rain?

[Santa]

Hate the stuff. Liquid poo.

Spanking: Harder, please big boy or Ouch!

[Skudor]

Depends on which side I'm on. Not particularly keen on receiving.

Ropes: Essential equipment for any bedroom or purely for sailors to have fun with?