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[Santa]

Men are wonderful. How else would the rubbish bin ever get emptied?

Hector or Achilles?

[Skudor]

Achilles - a demi-god after all.

Greeks or Romans?

[Santa]

Well, I have a degree in Latin but I think I'd still have to say the Greeks. But sometimes the Romans. They really knew how to have fun.

Now I really am going.

Helen of Troy: Worth the trouble?

[Skudor]

Don't think so - They lost. But I'm just a cold hearted brute.

Shakespeare: Greatest writer who ever lived or overated hack?

[Bond_Bishop]

Greatest writer who ever lived

The Changeling or Don't Look Now?

[Qwerty]

Don't Look Now

The Time Machine or Flight of the Phoenix?

[Double-Oh Agent]

Flight Of The Phoenix

Novel: Scorpius or Licence To Kill?

[Qwerty]

Scorpius

Song: GoldenEye or Tomorrow Never Dies?

[Mr. Somerset]

GoldenEye.

Bullitt or McQ?

[Double-Oh Agent]

Bullitt

Novel: Brokenclaw or Never Send Flowers?

[Mr. Somerset]

Brokenclaw.

Magnum PI or Matt Houston?

[Santa]

Oooh Magnum. If just for the theme tune.

Rice or noodles?

[Double-Oh Agent]

Noodles

Novel: GoldenEye or Zero Minus Ten?

[Santa]

Zero.

You have a blind date. Would you prefer it turned out to be: Octopussy or Dr Holly Goodhead?

[Double-Oh Agent]

Octopussy

Novel: The Facts Of Death or The World Is Not Enough?

[Skudor]

TWINE

Wednesday mornings - the beginning of the end of the week or the end of the beginning of the week?

[Santa]

Beginning of the end. Particularly for me, the weekend being Friday and Saturday here, so tomorrow I get that Friday feeling.

Underwear (on women): Black lacy stuff or clean white cotton?

[Skudor]

Has to be the black lacy stuff. But as long as it comes off quickly, I don't mind.

Mens' nightwear: Button up pyjamas or boxers?

[Santa]

I prefer nothing. But if I have to choose, boxers.

Watersports (not the ones you do in the sea...): Disturbingly enjoyable or just too kinky?

[Skudor]

Waaay too kinky. Like on the moon.

Skiing or Snowboarding?

[Santa]

Aha! We've already done this one. Skiing.

Fruits or vegetables?

[Skudor]

Fruits.

Pork or beef?

[Santa]

Neither. I told you, I don't eat pretty animals except under exceptional circumstances.

There is a plane crash and you're stranded. Do you eat the bodies of the dead or do you go hungry?

[Skudor]

I'm practical. Gotta eat. Not that I'd like it.

Shipwrecked, floating alone on the oceans. Drink your own urine or not?

[Santa]

I suppose I'd have to if I got really thirsty. Although it would depend what I'm floating on. I may be able to rig up some kind of distilling device to de-salinate the ocean water.

Bums: J-Lo style or supermodel style non-existent?

[Skudor]

Definitely J-Lo style. There's got to be something to grab and pinch.

Ben Affleck or Ben Stiller? [trying to raise the tone a bit]

[Santa]

Neither. And you're absolutely right, we do need to raise the tone.

Joan of Arc: Saint or faked it all?

[Skudor]

A total fake. Either a nutcase or a puppet. Probably both.

Coke or Pepsi?

[Santa]

I don't really mind but the Pepsi cans are prettier than Coke cans.

Paint or wallpaper?

[Skudor]

Paint. I'm really not a wallpaper person.

Diet cola or full fat cola?