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[Santa]

Essential to have fun with the sailors in the bedroom.

Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit?

[Skudor]

Monopoly was an old time favourite of mine, but now it has to be Trivial Pursuit. Sadly no one can beat me. [and where can you get new questions from these days????????]

Poker or Baccarat?

[Santa]

You haven't played with me yet, sweetie. I could beat you. You know what I mean.

Baccarat.

Goldfish or hamsters?

[Skudor]

Hate hamsters, so gotta be Goldfish. Although I don't see much point in them.

Women: Fickle or just too complicated for the average male mind to comprehend?

[Santa]

How can I answer that one? Do you have woman trouble sweet pea?

The logical next question would be about men, but I tend to find they're OK. Don't have any problems with them.

Lonely Planet or Rough Guide?

[Skudor]

Nah, just thought I'd give you an easy one.

Lonely Planet.

Ecuador - worth a visit or do the rest of Latin America first?

[Santa]

Just go to Ecuador, you can forget the rest. But you know I'm biased.

Grapefruit: The dog's bollocks or poison?

[Skudor]

Poison. Although I'm slowly coming round to it...

Filing - fun for all the family or boring paperwork?

[Santa]

I love it. I have a seriously nerdy side.

Cannonball Run or Smokey & The Bandit?

[Skudor]

Really

Both. Loved them. Need to see them again soon, I doubt I have since the 80s.

Burt Reynolds' moustache or Tom Selleck's moustache?

[Santa]

Burt Reynolds. I've had such a crush on him since childhood. I loved Magnum but Tom doesn't have that sleazy side that I really like in Burt. Or in men in general. Although I will point out here that this is a special case - as a rule, gentlemen, moustaches are not advisable. Unless you're gay.

People you meet on the internet: Meet them in real life or no way Jose?

[Skudor]

Some times it's worth it in real life. So can't say no way.

Lawyers: The saviours of mankind or self replicating scum in desperate need of extermination?

[Santa]

They are a necessary evil I'm afraid. If you ever need a divorce you'll be glad they're around. Or if you're on trial for murder.

University: Serious studying or can't you remember because you were too busy partying?

[Skudor]

A bit of both.

Higher education: a waste of money or great chance for partying?

[Santa]

Good partying is never a waste of money. Plus it was free in my day.

Rabbit: Good meat or strictly a pet?

[Skudor]

Definitely good meat. What do you mean about pets? Do people keep them as pets?

Horses: Purely for riding or good picknic food (ride 'n eat)?

[Santa]

Oh no! You fiend! Horse are strictly for riding. I can't eat pretty animals, only chicken really, and the occasional ugly cow. When I have bacon sandwich cravings I even pretend it comes from a special kind of fat, pink chicken.

Gardens: An essential extra room of your house or too much hard work?

[Skudor]

One word: Gardener. I love gardens, but not purely for looking at. The work can be fun. Once a year.

I need to check my typing...

Silvio Berlusconi: God's gift to the Italians or huge embarrasment to the human race?

[Santa]

Embarassment to the Italians but great fun for the rest of us. Although Jesus may not be all that keen on him.

People on welfare: You're glad to pay taxes to aid those less fortunate than yourself or bone-idle scumbags?

[Skudor]

He certainly is!

That's not fair.

Plenty of bone idles, but I like to think some of my tax money goes the occasional needy person.

Iran: War on the horizon or it'll all blow over?

[Santa]

I'll ask my Iranian flatmate what she thinks. I hope it blows over as I'm going there in May.

Text messages: The best way to communicate these days or main culprit for the loss of communication skills among today's youth?

[Skudor]

I'll keep my fingers crossed!

Just a good way to communicate, and something for the oldies to moan about as they don't understand it.

Mobile phones: Must have accessories, of the latest model, or simply a practical communications tool, purely for practical use.

[Santa]

Practical. But should be set on vibrate for full benefits...

Sand: Little golden drops of heaven or gets in all the cracks?

[Skudor]

A must have on the beach, but not anywhere else!

Swimming: The sea or the pool?

[Santa]

The sea. Either will do but the sea is better.

Have you done any work at all this week, or not?

[Skudor]

A fair amount today, actually, which is surprising.

You?

[Santa]

Also done a surprising amount, under the circumstances.

Custard: Ambrosial or just gunk?

[Skudor]

Amazing stuff. English deserts are great. Too great in fact.

Freshly made chocolate cake or italian icecream with freshly plucked strawberries?

[Santa]

You know I can't handle that kind of question I'd have to have them all together.

PMS: Terrible affliction or just an excuse to throw a tantrum?

[Skudor]

Impossible to answer.

Men: God's gift to women or a terrible but necessary nuisance?