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[Skudor]

I'm sure you're just misunderstood.

Reality or Fiction?

[Santa]

Fiction.

Government: There for our own good or thieving gypsies?

[Skudor]

Bit of both I'm afraid.

Secret agent's: Worthy subjects for seduction or a waste of time?

[Santa]

I have seduced many and none were a waste of time

Love at first sight: The real thing or purely lust?

[Skudor]

Purely lust.

Size: Matters, or it's all about the skills?

[Santa]

You're so wrong.

And it's what you do with it that counts.

Elton John: Saint or sinner?

[Skudor]

Always had a soft spot for the old geezer.

Elton and George Michaele - the rumours are all true, or pure conjecture?

[Santa]

It's all true. I hope.

Operation: wisdom teeth or tonsils?

[Skudor]

Tonsils...

Polonecks or v-necks?

[Santa]

Are you talking about clothes or is it my filthy mind again?
V-necks. Depending on the answer to the above question.

Rainy days: dreary or a good excuse to cuddle up under the covers?

I have to go to a meeting. See you later xxx

[Skudor]

You decide...

Always a good excuse.

Mel Brooks Bond spoof, playing Bond: Mel himself or Gene Wilder?

[Qwerty]

Er...Mel

Sleepy Hollow or Batman Returns?

[Skudor]

Batman Returns. Never quite 'got' sleepy hollow.

Most likely to make a comeback as Bond: Roger or Sean?

[Qwerty]

Sean Connery.

Better book: Faceblind or Splinter Cell 1?

[Skudor]

Face Blind

Better Moneypenny: Samantha Bond or Caroline Bliss?

[Santa]

Neither of them are Moneypenny to me, but at a push, Samantha Bond.

Guns 'n' Roses: Rock gods or rock spods?

[Skudor]

Have to pick gods.


Post-its - worst idea ever or the saviours of mankind?

[Santa]

Spooky, that's exactly what I was going to ask you. To me they are stationary marvels. Couldn't live without them, and the more different colours, the better.

What about you, do you love them or hate them?

[Skudor]

Gotta love them. The more different sizes the better.

Marriage: Bad idea or worth trying a few times?

[Santa]

Oh very funny.

I wouldn't recommend it for you.

Your office: Private or open-plan?

[Skudor]

Open plan. Big american company - they love open plan. Luckily for me it's all pretty well screened off and very poorly populated floor.

Kids: Great in theory but no thanks or Must have accessories for the modern professional?

[Santa]

Oh God, no. Why have kids when you can have dogs?

Men wearing jewellery: funky or well naff?

[Skudor]

Apart from the wedding ring, no thanks (and even then...).

Red Grant or that Stamper guy from TND?

[Santa]

Red Grant.

Dairylea or Laughing Cow? (Yes, I'm eating, as usual)

[Skudor]

Probably laughing cow. Not a big fan of those sort of cheeses though.

Chewing gum: "Great stuff" or "Should be banned!"

[Santa]

I love it. But not under my shoes.

Dominate or be dominated?

[Skudor]

Dominate.

Hot candle wax - great stuff with many uses or overated?

[Santa]

I wish I could be sensible and say overrated, but actually it can be very good fun.


Brussels or Amsterdam?

[Skudor]

Amsterdam

[Santa]

Sprouts, I love them.

Trifle or treacle pudding?