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[Sensualist]

Originally posted by Jim

I have no precious time to waste...This is what being in a hospice is.

For a one-legged man, I am doing a lot of road-crossing, aren't I?

the last "person" to worry about my spiritual health was ray t...but...

Forgive me. I did not know.

As for concern about your 'spiritual' well-being...Well, Sensualist DID vehemently defend the "monotheist" side in the infamous and now-non-existant 'religion' thread. So rest assured that your health in matters metaphysical will continue to be of "worry" to at least one member of this forum.

God Bless.

[Kingdom Come]

Why did one armed CBn member cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

[Brix Bond]

What is the point in going to the second hand shop if he has nothing to put the hand on? Surely he would have to go to the second arm shop? Which, incidently, is across the road...

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Jim


It would be immense hubris not to recognise oneself in the description.

I have no precious time to waste. Dead man "walking". This is what being in a hospice is.

For a one-legged man, I am doing a lot of road-crossing, aren't I?

But...oh, something's nagging me here...the last "person" to worry about my spiritual health was ray t...but...no...

Surely not...

No...

(etc)

just for you jim....we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year...how was that? sang it just for you scrooge
oh by the way jim, there are other ways to get across the road besides walk...a very good friend of mine who has no legs gets around and across by wheel chair so lets not try and make people who dont "know" feel bad shall we?

[Loomis]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007

oh by the way jim, there are other ways to get across the road besides walk...a very good friend of mine who has no legs gets around and across by wheel chair....

I'm sure Jim will take careful note of your suggestions, Finesse, as well as tremendous comfort from Sensualist's concern for his spiritual wellbeing.

Anyone would think you had something against Jim, Finesse.

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Loomis


I'm sure Jim will take careful note of your suggestions, Finesse, as well as tremendous comfort from Sensualist's concern for his spiritual wellbeing.

Anyone would think you had something against Jim, Finesse.

not true, i do jim just as he does me, the nature of our dealings with each other are just what you see...like two snipers going off on each other, jim let me know a while back that this was how it was going to be and so i am cool with that

[Brix Bond]

Why did the feuding CBn members cross the road?

- To let the other CBn members get on with the thread.

[Xenobia]

GOOD one Brix!

-- Xen

[Blue Eyes]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
like two snipers going off on each other, jim let me know a while back that this was how it was going to be and so i am cool with that

The moderators are not. So cut it out the rubbish.

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Blue Eyes


The moderators are not. So cut it out the rubbish.

i will when does and not before

[Genrewriter]

Why did Genrewriter cross back to the other side of the road?

He ran out of funny one-liners and decided to grab a burger someplace.

[Xenobia]

Why did Xenobia cross the road?

To go to her Ebayers Anonymous group.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Why did Genrewriter cross the road?

He forgot is wallet, them darn burgers aint' free.

[Blue Eyes]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
i will when does and not before

You'll do so when requested to.

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Blue Eyes


You'll do so when requested to.

as i said...... i will when he does

[CommanderBond]

ok ok time for another joke and tha both of ya need to stop actin my age!!

Now

Why did CommanderBond cross the road?


To wait in the line for the bond auditions.

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Xenobia
When am I ever wrong?



-- Xenobia

"Jaguars can't be green." - That ring any bells?

*shudders*

That one still haunts me....

*shudders again*

[Genrewriter]

Next on FOX, When CBn Members Attack!

That being said, why did Genrewriter hire somebody to cross the road for him?

He was enjoying the burger he got and didn't feel like getting up.

[Loomis]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
 
as i said...... i will when he does  

Banter is fine. "Sniping" is fine. Making fun of another member's disabilities/misfortunes - which you seem to be verging on doing - will win you few friends on this board. I very much doubt that I'm the only one here who's disgusted with what you've written.

[Blue Eyes]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
as i said...... i will when he does

It's a simpe request finesse. Comply or if anything further happens, I'll be forced to take action.

[Xenobia]

First of all...this is a joke thread, so no nastiness please.

Second...I am too tired to break out my copy of the Code Duello so play nice, or I am fencing you off BF to have this out.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Why did Genrewriter cross the road?

Because circling it made no sense.

*
Why did Genrewriter cross the road?

It was possessed by the Devil and he was waiting for the old priest and the young priest to show up.

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Blue Eyes


It's a simpe request finesse. Comply or if anything further happens, I'll be forced to take action.

ok i am going to say this just one more time, i will leave jim alone if he will leave me alone but when he attacks me as he has done more times then i can count i will defend myself and i dont care who likes it or dislikes it, it is not right to try and single me out and let jim go right on doing what he does...and i hope thats understood

[Blue Eyes]

And I'll spell it out twice as clear. You attacked Jim in this thread, and it a manner that is absolutely disgusting and a reflection of your character no doubt. Jim won't stop baiting you until you stop baiting him. That's the way it works. And in this thread he has said nothing to you, so I have nothing to discuss with him. So I'm telling you here, now and for the last time to stop it, this matter is not open for discussion, just stop it.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)


"Jaguars can't be green." - That ring any bells?

*shudders*  

That one still haunts me....

Well, then I wasn't wrong, because I made sure you would remember me.

Xenobia
(Who kind of digs the idea of her in something white and diaphonous)

[Genrewriter]

Why did Genrewriter cross the roads backwards?

Why not?

[Brix Bond]

Why did Brix cross the road?

- I do not need reasons . They need me.

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Loomis


Banter is fine. "Sniping" is fine. Making fun of another member's disabilities/misfortunes - which you seem to be verging on doing - will win you few friends on this board. I very much doubt that I'm the only one here who's disgusted with what you've written.

loomis get your facts straight my friend, i never ever made fun of jim about his health issues ever, i have a dear friend who has no legs and i see first hand how that can be, and second i had my mother die in a hospice so no matter what jim and i might snipe about i dont go down the low road and hit below the belt

[Loomis]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
 
loomis get your facts straight my friend, i never ever made fun of jim about his health issues ever....

Well, that's what it looked like you were doing. I don't know you, Finesse, so I don't know whether you're a "below the belt" kind of guy or not (hmmm.... sounds like innuendo, that). If it wasn't your intention to make fun of Jim in that way, then I am sorry for the slur on you. We'll just have to see how Jim takes it (darn, that also sounds like a double-entendre).

[Blue Eyes]

Can we drop it, thank you.