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[Dr. Tynan]

OK this where you have to crack jokes about why a CBN member crossed the road.

I'm crap at jokes, you'll have load this thread with jokes.

I stole this idea from JamesBond-AhwhoamIKidding of the Universal Exports Bond site.

For example, and this all in good fun, you might post

"Why did Jim cross the road?

To get away from Brosnan."

Not, funny, I know. Just showing you an example.

Again no offense.

[Bryce (003)]

I trust the Bond Fan crossed the road in a vinatge Bentley;)

[Qwerty]

Here's a sad example of my humor:

Why did Qwerty cross the road?

To get closer to Rosamund Pike on the other side.

[CommanderBond]

desperate man lol. JP

Why did CommanderBond cross the rode?

To give Halle Berry acting lessons.

Dlib will love that one.lol jp

[Xenobia]

Q: Why did Athena and Xenobia cross the road?
A: Because Pierce Brosnan was giving away free kisses.

Q: Why did Pierce Brosnan cross the road?
A1: Because MGM told him to.
A2: To get away from Jim.

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I trust the Bond Fan crossed the road in a vinatge Bentley;)

As long as it is not green, they did.

-- Xenobia

[mattbowyer]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Q: Why did Athena and Xenobia cross the road?
A: Because Pierce Brosnan was giving away free kisses.

Q: Why did Pierce Brosnan cross the road?
A1: Because MGM told him to.
A2: To get away from Jim.

-- Xenobia

A3 : Because Athena and Xen joined the line!

*jokes*

[Xenobia]

It's OK Matty, I walked into that one.

Q: Why did the CBN member cross the road?
A: Because he's the mole.

-- Xenobia

[BONDFINESSE 007]

why did bondfinesse cross the road?

[Agent J.Bond]

Why did the CBN member cross the road?
because he wanted give George Lazenby acting lesssons

[Kingdom Come]

Why did the CBn member cross the road?
To start a row.

[Genrewriter]

Why did Genrewriter cross the road?

A new batch of smart-aleck remarks was waiting for him and he couldn't resist.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Okay 003..........

......you know and I know the answer to this one.......

&&cause 006's **** was stuck in a chicken.

or something like that....

I don't know.

004

[Jim]

One of my email correspondents (I must delete my email address from my profile) sent me this:-

"hey jim, why did you cross the road?

because someone pushed you under a truck"

Nice. Not unamusing, though.

[Bondian]

Hi Dr. Tyan

"Why did Bondian cross the road?
because he was being beaten up by 3 Thug's".

"Why did Bondian cross the road again?.
because there were another 3 Thug's the other side of the road".

All the best,

Cheers,

Ughh, Ian

[Mister Asterix]

Originally posted by Jim
One of my email correspondents (I must delete my email address from my profile) sent me this:-

"hey jim, why did you cross the road?

because someone pushed you under a truck"

Nice. Not unamusing, though.

Send me a PM to tell me who that was, Jim.

[doublenoughtspy]

Q: Why did the CBN member who liked DAD cross the road?
A: He saw a squirrel.

That thread about people who like DAD are the type that get excited over seeing a squirrel still makes me laugh.

[Mister Asterix]

Originally posted by doublenoughtspy
Q: Why did the CBN member who liked DAD cross the road?
A: He saw a squirrel.

That thread about people who like DAD are the type that get excited over seeing a squirrel still makes me laugh.

Can

[doublenoughtspy]

:-)

[Dr Niles Crane]

No I do apologise, but I can't remember which one it is, but why did JackChase, BondFinesse cross the road.

Denise Richards!!@!!!!!!!

[Icephoenix]

Why did ZenCat cross the road?

To wipe the remains of Blofeld's Cat off the Highway.

[Xenobia]

Q: Why did 003 and 004 cross the road?
A: To get away from the blended scotch.

Q: Why did Joyce Carrington cross the road?
A: To drink said blended Scotch.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Q: Why did 003 and 004 cross the road?
A: To get away from the blended scotch.

Q: Why did Joyce Carrington cross the road?
A: To drink said blended Scotch.

-- Xenobia

You are SO right, woman!

[Xenobia]

When am I ever wrong?



-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

So far, not on my watch.

[Sensualist]

Why did a certain Pierce-Brosnan-loather who loves Thunderball and FRWL (and who does not believe in God but uses His name during the course of a post) cross the road?

So he could waste away precious time by going to the CBn archives to painfully dig through past posts in order to gratifyingly find a correlation between two annoyingly arrogant posters who share the same opinion on Kill Bill.

[Brix Bond]

Why did Brix cross the road?

- I do not cross roads. Whenever I want to switch sides, the road moves for me.

[Sensualist]

Originally posted by Brix_Bond_007
Why did Brix cross the road?

- I do not cross roads. Whenever I want to switch sides, the road moves for me.

Wow! That's impressive.

[Jim]

Originally posted by Sensualist
Why did a certain Pierce-Brosnan-loather who loves Thunderball and FRWL (and who does not believe in God but uses His name during the course of a post) cross the road?

So he could waste away precious time by going to the CBn archives to painfully dig through past posts in order to gratifyingly find a correlation between two annoyingly arrogant posters who share the same opinion on Kill Bill.

It would be immense hubris not to recognise oneself in the description.

I have no precious time to waste. Dead man "walking". This is what being in a hospice is.

For a one-legged man, I am doing a lot of road-crossing, aren't I?

But...oh, something's nagging me here...the last "person" to worry about my spiritual health was ray t...but...no...

Surely not...

No...

(etc)

[CommanderBond]

Originally posted by Agent J.Bond
Why did the CBN member cross the road?
because he wanted give George Lazenby acting lesssons

Hey ya stole the acting lessons from me!!!I said that earlier about Halle Berry!!!:mad: