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[Bryce (003)]

"this kitten's got claws"

*calmly waits turn*

Hey...windows are expensive ya know.

[Xenobia]

So...go to Vegas and play the roulette wheel again 003. *

-- Xenobia
*For those missing the sarcasm, I am kidding.

[Bryce (003)]

I will...I am.

Hopefully, Derringer and I will manage some grand adventure or save the world.

There'll be pictures at some point.

[Xenobia]

A grand adventure or saving the world???

What? Saving the world is not enough of an adventure for you, Mr. Bryce. Learn to enjoy life's simple pleasures.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

True.

It's always after the baddie makes his "God Speech" that 004 and I get worried. Then we have to kill everyone AND save the world....

I'm sure everyone here knows the feeling.

[Xenobia]

Actually, I don't.

After I had heard the "God Speech" five times, starting on the sixth time, I just killed the baddie there and then.

It's my contribution to the environment -- more oxygen.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Bryce, you ever just shoot the bad guy in the middle of the "God Speech" just for kicks?

[Joyce Carrington]

While you are TIED UP?



Oh sorry, am I the only one with that experience?

[Genrewriter]

:eek:

I think you might be.

*Backs away slowly.*

[Matt O'S oo4]

No. The lady is quite correct.

After all, Goldfinger had bond strapped down when he made his...etc., etc.

Not everyone has gotten close enough to the Bad Guy to HEAR the God Speech in the FIRST place.

Think about it.......

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

On a side note.....is you shoot the bad guy before the speech is over...you have not had the opportunity to hear the WHOLE plan, ergo, have the intle to STOP it.

*Looks over to 009*

Freshen your drink, my dear?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
On a side note.....is you shoot the bad guy before the speech is over...you have not had the opportunity to hear the WHOLE plan, ergo, have the intle to STOP it.

*Looks over to 009*

Freshen your drink, my dear?

004

Good point.

And yes, MORE SCOTCH!

[Genrewriter]

I didn't think of that, Matt. Good point.

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Athena007


You bet your socks!!! Don't worry, you'll get rewarded afterwards



I'm a pretty good throw Used to actually play football with the boys every once in a while.


i just love a tomboy






I never aim for the head... always the back... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Athena007]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
i just love a tomboy

I'm a mixture of many things... tomboy, seductress, little girl, woman, sophisticate, etc... ...or maybe it's just that i have many faces The trick is, which faces to show to which people...

[Johnboy007]

"And when your done, a certain baseball team in NYC could use that arm of yours."

Two things, both could use *cough* *several* *cough*, I team down in Atlanta could use one too.

[Athena007]

Ok... so WHO IS CBn's BOND? and WHY should YOU (these people listed) BE BOND? Let's hear your arguments for them in bullet/list form... WHY should they/you BE BOND?

• Blue Eyes
• BONDFINESSE 007
• Bondian
• Bryce (003)
• Derringer
• Dunphboy007
• Zencat

[Bondian]

I think the reason I would be a better Bond than any of Athena's list of candidates is that I have better knee's than the others.

I've had my knee's insured for 'third party fire and theft', 'burglary' and 'acts of God'.

You know that everyone needs knee's and this need is a need indeed.

Please find below better parts of my body that would also beat the contenders :

Chest Hair : On average about 35,000.00. ( 2 grey )

Shins : A slight curve to hold a women in a difficult bracing position.

Elbows : Quite pointed. Also to give the enemy the 'elbow'.

Inside Leg : At 35" my inside leg has been the talk at many party's ( including Ian Duncan's Smith's resignation ).

Buttocks : That you can park your bike between.

Hair Line : As I have no 'widows peak' I will not marry Women with Dead Husbands.

Eyes : Football Eyes ( one home and one away ).

Teeth : Very clean and white ( just ask my dental mechanic ).

Brain Power : Can still hold an interesting conversation with a deaf pigmy.

Surplus Ear Wax : My ears are always clean so I can easily respond back to that deaf pigmy.

Nasal Hair's : Always plucked and never chewed.

Tool Box : Always available, but don't ask what the 'soldering iron's' for.


Well you other Bond Contenders. Let's hear from you.

All the best,

Cheers,

Ian

[zencat]

Originally posted by Athena007
...
[*] Zencat
[/list]

I don't want to be James Bond. I want to be Pierce Brosnan.

[Bondian]

Originally posted by zencat


I don't want to be James Bond. I want to be Pierce Brosnan.

Hi Zen. LOL.

If you were Pierce Brosnan you wouldn't have lovely Athena by your side. *W*. Also, you'd be considerably older than you are. LOL.


Cheers Zen,


Ian

[zencat]

Originally posted by Bondian
If you were Pierce Brosnan you wouldn't have lovely Athena by your side...

Oh, I'm not sure about that. You should have seen her reaction to the Laws of Attraction trailer. Methinks Athena is secretly a Pierce Girl first, Bond Girl second.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bondian
If you were Pierce Brosnan you wouldn't have lovely Athena by your side. *W*. Also, you'd be considerably older than you are. LOL.

I'd leave anyone for Pierce Brosnan... ok that's mean... but... oh damN...

[Derringer]

Originally posted by Bondian
Teeth : Very clean and white ( just ask my dental mechanic ).

If that's true, then surely you are not British.

[Bondian]

Originally posted by zencat


Oh, I'm not sure about that. You should have seen her reaction to the Laws of Attraction trailer. Methinks Athena is secretly a Pierce Girl first, Bond Girl second.

Hi Zen,


Well buy a mask and give it a try Matey. If she's more responsive in bed then you'll know. LOL

I'm sure it's only a fad. Carol used to fancy Leonard Nemoy until the latest Walt Disney Cartoon came out. LOL


Cheers Zen,


Ian

[Bondian]

Originally posted by Derringer


If that's true, then surely you are not British.

Hi Derringer,


Oh yes, over here they call the people who make false teeth Dental Machanic's. It's my stupid sense of humour of course Derringer.


Cheers,

Ian

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bondian
Shins : A slight curve to hold a women in a difficult bracing position.

Purrrrow! Great!

Hair Line : As I have no 'widows peak' I will not marry Women with Dead Husbands.

So I still have a chance? ...oh good!

Nasal Hair's : Always plucked and never chewed.

LOL!!! THAT is always a good thing!!!

[Bondian]

Hi Athena,

LOL.

Is this 'Pierce Thing' really getting at ZEN?.

Get him to wear a Pierce mask and see if there's a difference. LOL


All the best,

Cheers,

Ian

[Bondian]

Ok, let's hear from my Mate Bryce. Can he hold his own with my above statements?.

We would like some info from our Blue Eyes as well. He might be a good looking dude, but has he the nasal hair's etc to prove it?.

Come on Down, the Bryce is right!!!. LOL


Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

Cheers on all the above Bondian - OK, here's my addressing of Your list:

My knee's are also "insured for 'third party fire and theft', 'burglary' and 'acts of God'".....

Chest Hair : On average about 25,000 - I'm a furry scotsman. There's some natural insulation when wearing the kilt "regimental" *ahem*

Shins : Although they have taken an occasional swift kick they are still standing.

Elbows : Sharp and deadly - If I were to do as the old WWI flying aces did and have a silhouette stamped on them (either nose, ribs or jawline) for all the injuries they've inflicted to others, they'd both be black

Inside Leg : 34" inseem with 32" waist - My tailor rarely has to alter anything but the cuffs and I'm great at either a leg sweep or scissor-kick. My back-spin-kick's altitude has dropped a bit unless I'm warmed up, but I've still got a mule-kick that can take a door off at the hinges.

Buttocks : They're there, comfortable to sit on and proportional to my body. I'd have to ask the ladies about their thoughts. :eek:

Hair Line : Still have a full head of hair, worn short but thick. A little more silver creeping in at the temples along with the gold and red. Looks more brown when wet. Parted on the left and kept with short sideburns.

Eyes : Blue/Grey that can be warm and inviting or "slate-ice cold without a flicker of emotion. I have laugh lines at the corners.

Teeth : Although a smoker (I brush and floss twice a day and my dentist seems pleased and is a bit envious (he smokes too).

Brain Power : Hmmm.. What?....Someone have 004 get some more scotch.

Surplus Ear Wax : Don't have any to speak of....*cups hand to ears* WHAT!

Nasal Hair's : Groomed as need be.

Tool Box : Contains everything for "the man on Holdiay" - Firearms, tools, commando blacks and boots, knives, tabasco, shaving cream....the "usual lot".

There you go Bondian.

Have I still got a shot at the title?

Best,

Bryce

:note the attached:

Yeah...*sigh*...Typical.

[Blue Eyes]

Originally posted by Bondian
We would like some info from our Blue Eyes as well. He might be a good looking dude, but has he the nasal hair's etc to prove it?.

I'm slightly confused on that one, actually I'm confused by most of this thread. But I have nasal hairs. And they're in my nose. Oddly. And they don't stick out of said nose. (is that even odder?)