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[Derringer]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
The "Irish kitty" is still trying to join the planned fun (her work schedule is an issue - I may have "chat" with her employer - at about three AM standing over his bed with a silenced PPK) but she's got a few tricks (and knives) of her own.

Looking forward to it Derringer.

Irish Kitty? Is this someone on CBn?

PPK plan sounds good. I prefer a Colt .380 as it is smaller than it's larger cousin the Colt .45 cal semi-automatic. The Colt .380 is small and very similar to Bond's Beretta. Some say it's a girly pistol. Might be some truth to that, as Mrs. Derringer is well qualified with it also, and by the way also Scotch-Irish [heavy on the Scotch please, if it's Springbank].

However, when playing poker I carry a Derringer, not the Colt.

And as Felix said to Bond in Goldfinger...if you ever get over here to Texas I'll introduce you to one of my oil wells .

Cheers,

Derringer

[BONDFINESSE 007]

bondfinesse carrys a p99...cue the music

SECRET AGENT MAN

[Bryce (003)]

The PPK has two purposes -

1) Tradition.

2) It's the only piece in my collection with a threaded 2nd barrel for the silencer.

'nuff said.

[Bondian]

Originally posted by 007luvchild2
who do I picture as James Bond on the forum? Well, I would say Bondian, he "makes good on his innuendos."
Bryce, I would have to agree with Zencat, you do remind me of a young Ian Fleming from your photos. You're a very classy fellow.

Hi 007Luvchild2,

That's very kind of you mate, but I would say that Bryce has the balls.

I've attached a 'moody' pic of me when I was an Actor. Ok, it's a little damaged now ( it's about 7 years old ), but then so am I. LOL.

All the very best 007,

Cheers,

Ian

[007luvchild2]

Originally posted by Bondian



Hi 007Luvchild2,

That's very kind of you mate, but I would say that Bryce has the balls.

Of course

I've attached a 'moody' pic of me when I was an Actor. Ok, it's a little damaged now ( it's about 7 years old ), but then so am I. LOL.

All the very best 007,

Cheers,

Ian

Good Headshot, you do resemble Moore a little bit from his "Saint" days. You should have auditioned for the Remake.

[Bondian]

Hi all,

I've found another pic of me when I was Acting, but it's a rather bad 'scan' from our Pegasus Acting Agency Booklet. At least it is a good likeness of me anyway.

All the best,


Ian

[Bondian]

Originally posted by 007luvchild2


Of course



Good Headshot, you do resemble Moore a little bit from his "Saint" days. You should have auditioned for the Remake.

Hi 007Luv,


Your too kind. I think the second one is more 'whimsicle', I must admit I like smiling at the camera even though it's not a done thing.

All the best,

Ian

[Evil Doctor Cheese]

Blue Eyes... definitly... but Bryce is a very close runner up. They've got style, they've got grace as Madonna would say!

[Bondian]

Evil,

I think we need some more 'Bond Candidates' to show-up here.

I agree with your two choices, Blue Eyes and Bryce would be very suitable.

I recon we should hold some auditions with these Guy's to see how they would react to questions etc. Then give them the ultimate test, are they good kissers with the women?.

Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

Never had any complaints from any of the lovely ladies that I've had the pleasure of locking lips with.

Selling a kiss on screen or stage is tricky though.

[Matt O'S oo4]

True enough. You need to have a little bit of a diffferent kind of cooperation form a lady in such a situation.

Conside4ring the fact that the kiss is NOT private...and NOT necessarily with someone that is romantically connected.

Oh, by the way everyone. As much as I agree with eveyone that Bryce should be presented with the title of Bond pro-tem, 003's abilities DO exceed 007's in SOME areas.

Sorry, Bond. I've nothing but respect for your work. 003's (and even 004's) are not of such public record. And that is the way I like it.

Secret.

No what I mean?

004

[Bondian]

Hi Matt. No problimo.

All the best,

Cheers,

Ian

[Bondian]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Never had any complaints from any of the lovely ladies that I've had the pleasure of locking lips with.

Selling a kiss on screen or stage is tricky though.

Hi Bryce,

I'm sure you'd have no problems in that area. Just drop a little scotch down first. Ah, that's the spirit mate. *S*.

Cheers Bryce,

Ian

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hear, hear!

004

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Bondian
I'm sure you'd have no problems in that area. Just drop a little scotch down first.

Actually, a single-malt or Guinness flavored kiss can be quite lovely....I've had a bit of practice on the latter as of late.

*Sips scotch*

Here Kitty, kitty....

[Matt O'S oo4]

EASY now!

You've got to be very careful.....that's stuff is CONTAGEOUS!

You might not have enough to share.

Just some friendly advice!

Make sure their stock is up to par! And THEN.....

Ya know.

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bondian
...the ultimate test, are they good kissers with the women?.

Can I be the official "are YOU bond" KISS tester? LOL...

*snickers at her evil plot*

[Matt O'S oo4]

ATHENA!! I am almost surprised!

Almost.

BUT...

This does't sound quite fair.

Just a little too evil for me.

And that IS saying something,

I'll stick to hugging 009.

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
ATHENA!! I am almost surprised! Almost.

Just thought it would be funny to say

[Matt O'S oo4]

Which is it.

OF COURSE.

But, my dear!

Make sure you are armed with you start, just to make sure you can get out of the room in one piece.

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Which is it. OF COURSE. But, my dear! Make sure you are armed with you start, just to make sure you can get out of the room in one piece.

I do have many weapons... one of which is ZenCat, he's deadly purrrow!!!

[Derringer]

Originally posted by Bondian
Hi all,

I've found another pic of me when I was Acting...
All the best,

Ian

Nice pic. Since we are uploading old black & whites here's an "official" Derringer photo from back in the "living dangerously days".

Cheers,

Derringer

P.S. Temporay posted JPEG.

[Derringer]

Here's the Derringer pic referred to above. Bloody editor function!

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[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Athena007

Can I be the official "are YOU bond" KISS tester? LOL...

*009 hands her the 'kiss-of-death' lipbalm*

Handle with care.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
*009 hands her the 'kiss-of-death' lipbalm*
Handle with care.

See Boys... the girls seem to know what my evil plan was... (hey you gave my secret away lol). Muahahahahahahahaha!

(I'm being wierd, dur)

[Bondian]

Originally posted by Athena007


Can I be the official "are YOU bond" KISS tester? LOL...

*snickers at her evil plot*

Hi Athena,

I'm convinced that your the girl for the task.

You may have to 'blindfold' Zencat because you'll have a pleasant surprise with Bondian ya know. I have 3 tongues. LOL. ( no, no, no. No more foreplay ). LOL.

Let us know when this tongue fest will commence.

All the best,

Cheers,

Ian

[Bryce (003)]

Probably better if I just keep my mouth shut.

[Joyce Carrington]

Bryce, let's keep it realistic here,

[Bryce (003)]

*ahem*

[Joyce Carrington]

*sniggers*

Did I hurt your feelings, darling?