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[Matt O'S oo4]

Time for another shot.
Hmmm....make that two.

(I know that, I really did....sigh....oh, too late now.)

MORE COFFEE!!

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*rushes in to bring him more coffee*

009: I hate it when Moneypenny has her day off.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Looks at her and smiles broadly.

Yes, but YOU make a GREAT cup of coffee....

009 looks blankly at him...

WHAT??

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Sorry honey, but that's not what I'm here for.

*kisses him*

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. A good friend of mine is missing... and another one's in danger.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Yes, and I have a few items to take care of myself....

Send messge to 003.
REquest we meet in the non-standard local.
ASAP

End message.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*gets back to office*

*sits down behind computer*

*thinks*

*tries some of her own coffee*

This IS quite good, isn't it?

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce goes to pub*

First rounds on you......

BTW - just a thought...The GPS fix...are we maybe looking at it from the wrong side?....Backwards perhaps?

[Joyce Carrington]

I believe the GPS fix is now out of the picture... the things were investigating now are Alex Starrky's messages - and if they'll lead us to Alaska or not.

[Genrewriter]

*008 examines the evidence 003 brought back with him. He takes out a microcassette recorder and begins to dictate his findings.*

008: Official report for M. September 30, 1030 hours, 008 reporting. Evidence seems to have traces of a residue, possibly a hallucinogen. Traces of catnip were also found, I believe this could explain the incident with 004.

*Cleans up office and heads for 002.*

[Bryce (003)]

Hmmm...

*Bryce goes into Dr. Warmflash's office*

BRYCE: From what I'm finding out Molly, I need something.

*She faces Bryce*

WARMFLASH: You had your chance.

BRYCE: Not you. Whatever messed with 004 and 009 may have been present in my flat and around O'Keefe and I. Give me your strongest antibiotic and anti-toxin.

WARMFLASH: You're going to feel like Hell for an hour or so.

*Bryce has removed jacket, loosened his tie and rolled up his left sleeve*

BRYCE: And?......

*reclines on table as the good Dr. gives him both shots*

[Xenobia]

I don't think we should discount the Indian Ocean connection. Unless you happen to work for Al Queda, you don't make lightning strike twice in the same place.

In other words...Prince William Sound might be the decoy for the real target, an earthquake in the Indian Ocean that would set off the the plates under the Pacific's Rim's ring of fire.

Wait...think about it. If they hit the earthquake from waaaaaaaay over there, and it takes out Prince William's Sound again, no one would think it was manmade, until it was too late.

-- Xen

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce mumbles...nay...sings quietly on medical table*

BRYCE: Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks????? *high voice* SHAFT!....You're damn right....

*Warmflash surpresses a laugh and looks for video camera and blank tape*

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Xenobia
I don't think we should discount the Indian Ocean connection.  Unless you happen to work for Al Queda, you don't make lightning strike twice in the same place.

In other words...Prince William Sound might be the decoy for the real target, an earthquake in the Indian Ocean that would set off the the plates under the Pacific's Rim's ring of fire.  

Wait...think about it.  If they hit the earthquake from waaaaaaaay over there, and it takes out Prince William's Sound again, no one would think it was manmade, until it was too late.

-- Xen

Perhaps, but I thought we were trying to rescue your boyfriend and not trying to save the world from an earthquake.

Can anyone get those messages encoded?

[Genrewriter]

*008 turns on closed circuit tv in his office and sees Bryce in Dr. Warmflash's office, singing. He blinks a few times, then turns the tv off*

008: I need a vacation.

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
008:  I need a vacation.

How about Alaska? The Prince William Sound to be precise?

[Genrewriter]

Works for me. What's the plan?

[Joyce Carrington]

I don't know.... take a boat and check out every island overthere... but don't go alone - you won't come back alive if you do.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Perhaps, but I thought we were trying to rescue your boyfriend and not trying to save the world from an earthquake.

Screw my boyfriend. Men are replaceable! The world isn't.

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Can anyone get those messages encoded?

When 003 realizes he's not Richard Roundtree, maybe he can help.

-- Xen

[Genrewriter]

Got it, joyce.

Xen-Well, they do say that 003 is one bad...

[Xenobia]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

-- Xenobia

[00Kevin]

"okay guys, this is getting heavy...I think I may have an Idea about what's going on....I'm going to lie low...keep going guys, I'm in the shadows."

the agents give him the good byes and he heads out of MI6

he hops in his car and zooms off to his london house

as he is enjoying his ride, he sees something in his rear view mirror. he turns his head around to check.

1 black Hummer.........2 more pulls out from behind it on either side

3 total....OHMSS ski chase music kicks in

gunners lean out of each car car and fire away

00Kevin keeps his cool, remembering the bullet proof glass on his car....sadly, Q-Branch had taken out all the other gadgets

00Kevin calmly pulls out his gun, leans out the window and turns around and fires 1 shot at a gunner...Caping him and sending him out of the car, and another at a driver...it deflects off of the glass. 'Drat, they have bullet proof glass too, could the cat have a spy in MI6?'

he turns down a street

seconds later, the hummers turn down it as well.....empty, 00Kevin's car is gone








CRASH! 00Kevin emerges from an allyway and slams his car into the 3rd hummer and zooms the way he was going down the first street with his car, which now has a very messed up front

it takes several long, valueble seconds for the hummers to get settled and back in persuit of 00Kevin. One of the gunners on the front car stands out a custom made sunroof in with a rocket launcher, he also wears a ski mask, he sees 00Kevin turn down another street up ahead

seconds later they turn the corner as well and see 00Kevin's car speeding down the street ahead of them

the man fires the rocket launcher

BOOM!

00Kevin's car is blown to smitherins.


The hummers screech to a hault and the ski mask/rocket launcher person takes the ski mask off "AHAHAHAHA! I have taken 1 down myself! The Cat will surely give me a promotion for this....."

he happens to turn towards a door when 00KEVIN stands, fideling with the key

They make eye contact

00Kevin is shocked 'holy smokes' he thinks 'The Cat DOES have an insider at MI6.' he recognises the person, and knows who it is. with no more time to think, he turns the key and leaps through the door as a million bullets fly where he once was

"fools! don't let him get away!" the spy yells at his men...they get out and chase 00Kevin in

00Kevin ducks down to the basement and disapears around a corner as the counter spy sprays bullets down the steps and races down after them

a hand comes from behind the steps and grabs the spy, sending the traitor to the ground "OWWWWW!" the traitor recovers and runs behind the step...nothing

the men look around, this is the only rooms, there seems to be no doors, no passages anywhere.....00Kevin....has vanished






(really quick...something I want you people to remember

-you guys don't know where I am...or what I'm in, so no one can contact me. If you want to contact, you can try, but don't expect to get a reply
-For the Same reason as above, no one, not blofeld's cat, not clue, NO ONE can kill me or do any damage to me until I show up somewhere
-if you find out where I am...what it is called, what it is.....then with luck, you may run into me...but other then that.....no
-you notice that I did not name who the traitor is, nor what gender they are..there is a mole in MI6, but who knows who it is???)

[Joyce Carrington]

A mole inside MI6...?

*009 decides to trust no one*

*and gets paranoid almost instantly*

[Genrewriter]

But I'm talking about 003!

[Bryce (003)]

You'rrrrre DAMN right....

*high voice* BRYCE!

Lets have our SAT's take a look at Prince William sound.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ooooo.

SAT NAV

Turns to Bryce....That's one of my favorites.

Okay, James, tell him what he's won....

004

[Bryce (003)]

Let's see what we get back.

Door #3!!! Door #3!!!!!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Awwww, you ALWAYs want #3.'

Big surprise.

Okay #3 it is

Blah.

[00Kevin]

Behind Curtain Number 3:

A Death, By Hamsters

*crowd cheers*

And that's all the time we have for today

Join us next time on...The Price is Wrong....and I'm your host, Blofeld's Cat

[Matt O'S oo4]

To 003

You know, I don't EVER remember B0b saying that...

Maybe we need to coach him on some new lines...

004

[Bryce (003)]

Damn Cat...