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[Bryce (003)]

:eek:

*Bryce grabs WWI "spitoon" helmet and crouches behind desk*

Go get her 004!

*Waits for explosions.....*

What the!....Oh...Athena....What are you doing here?....Scotch?...Why yes...thank you....

[Xenobia]

Which brings me to the key question of the night....

A bottle of scotch or two pretty girls, one for each spy.

003 and 004 can only chose the Scotch, or the girls, not both.

Who or what wins?

-- Xenobia

[Athena007]

I'm always prepaired Bryce.

Xen... HELL... I'll take the Scotch AND the men! LOL!!!

[Xenobia]

HEY!

The game is only for 003 and 004.*

*And that's because the guys aren't smart enough to figure out how to win both prizes, but we are.

[Blue Eyes]

This is easily the strangest thread I have ever seen on CBn.

[Bryce (003)]

Blame 004 -

He did it....

It's his fault.....

No....Really....

[Bryce (003)]

Scotch vs. women.....

Simple: Offer the girls some scotch....

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Simple: Offer the girls some scotch....

Good plan ...get over here! *pounce!*

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce recovers from pouncing*

Nothing wrong with a good 21 year old...

...Scotch...yes...that's what I'm referring to...um...yeah....

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Blame 004 -

He did it....

It's his fault.....

No....Really....

It's like a cat implying: "No, the mouse was dead when I found it."

[Blue Eyes]

Or you may as well speak of Arthur, the once and future King.

Not that would make much sense. But this thread doesn't either.

[Xenobia]

Sorry to break your hearts boys...the strangest thread award still goes to "Welcome to the New Female Forum Members" from waaaaaay back when.

When color suggestive crayons show up here, then this will officially get weird.

And no 003, offering the girls the scotch is not the acceptable answer. You can either have the scotch or the girls. Make your choice.

-- Xenobia
(who, according to a clerk in 7-11 in LA, is under 21)

[Bryce (003)]

Oh yeah, the "minor" who orders "Suzy Goose" Vodka is making me decide -

To adequately misquote Kipling -

"A woman is just a woman, but good scotch is a drink."

And to settle this: I'll always take a woman/girl/babe/tart/chick over scotch....Preferably over a barrel of scotch.....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Oh yeah, the "minor" who orders "Suzy Goose" Vodka is making me decide -

It was an innocent mistake...gray goose, suzy goose, who the Hell names a vodka after a squawking bird?

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
To adequately misquote Kipling -

"A woman is just a woman, but good scotch is a drink."

No wonder Kipling had jungle fever. All he could land for himself was an animal.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
And to settle this: [b]

And it only took him twelve hours to do it....

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
[B]I'll always take a woman/girl/babe/tart/chick over scotch....Preferably over a barrel of scotch.....

OOOH! What's that line...wine is fine, but liquor's quicker?

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat



It's like a cat implying: "No, the mouse was dead when I found it."

Just like the last mouse we found in your office BC?

Little tiny chair kicked over, little tiny noose, little tiny farewell note....Suicide...from a mouse....in a cat's office....

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I'll always take a woman/girl/babe/tart/chick over scotch....Preferably over a barrel of scotch.....

You'll take her over a barrel of scotch, eh? Anywhere else you prefer to take her?

[Bryce (003)]

Counter tops, coffee tables, kitchen tables, sofas, the floor, the stairs....and some people like beds....freaks...

and there's always out to dinner;)

[Matt O'S oo4]

I guess I'll have to ask you.

Have a day.

004

(I will have to print this out a copy of this thread at this point, just to keep a record of some of the most potent hacks ever put into print. Ouch).

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Counter tops, coffee tables, kitchen tables, sofas, the floor, the stairs....and some people like beds....freaks... and there's always out to dinner

the stairs... hum... interesting...
You must tell me about all these things, Bryce...

Athena 003.5 - protege

[Matt O'S oo4]

(Yawn)

Soooo..........

What's up? Did I miss anything?

What the..........

Sheee....as the saying goes.....with friends like these.....

EEeeeeoooooooh.

Hey, 003? Up for anothter song?

004

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Hey, 003?  Up for anothter song?

004

Ohhhh no you don't......

Not again.....

Sorry......

WABBIT SEASON!

[Xenobia]

OK...here's the warning.

The first one of you that launches into any Warner Brothers related material will be shot, no questions asked.

And that goes for Disney tunes too. I like having my mind clean, thank you!

-- Xen

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
OK...here's the warning. The first one of you that launches into any Warner Brothers related material will be shot, no questions asked. And that goes for Disney tunes too.  I like having my mind clean, thank you!

*cues muzic*
*begins to sing...*
What would I give to live where you are?
What would I pay to stay here beside you?
What would I do to see you... smiling at me...

[Bryce (003)]

*003 & 004 creep along with shotguns and hunting jackets and hats*

003: Shhhhhh!

004: Be vewy, vewy quiet.....

003: We huntin' terrorists.....

004: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...........

*Both continue stalking*

[Xenobia]

Just curious....

Did anyone here at CBN really need the image of Bryce and 004 in Elmer Fudd attire?

*shudders*

I am going to go look at some Pierce Brosnan pictures to wash my eyes out.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*003 & 004 trounce out in white tie and tails complete with top hats twirling walking sticks*

"Ohhh..We're the boys of chorus,
We hope you like our show,
We know you're rootin' for us,
But now we have to gooooooooooooo!!!!"

*Both exit tipping hats*

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce grabs WWI "spitoon" helmet

I've been meaning to mention, those helmets make excellent planters.

Really.

Fill it violets or peonies...it makes a great centerpiece at a picnic. People will talk about it for weeks!

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*003 & 004 trounce out in white tie and tails compplete with top hats twirling walking sticks*

003 and 004 will of course trip over said sticks...but that is to be expected.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
"We know you're rootin' for us,
But now we have to gooooooooooooo!!!!"
*Both exit tipping hats*

We should be so blessed.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Bryce, 004, just so you you know here at Q-Branch, we're actually working on an explosive Bugs Bunny so watch out for a big ten foot tall bunny with a hand grenade in his mouth and an "I'm with C-4" shirt on. That part was the idea of a drunken techie, not mine I assure you.

[Bryce (003)]

Stick around for the 10 O'Clock show - you must be over 18 - It gets a little blue....