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[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Sorry we were unable to connect Athena....It was one of "those" days I guess.

There's always another plan.....

Hum, one of "those" days, quite. Bummer it didn't work out... but I ended up terrorizing Marina Del Ray with ZenCat... but yes, I we'll have to make better laid plans to live another day...

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce drafts thank you note to Zencat*

Good of him...Even better of him to ply you with enough champagne....

004 would have been quite pleased that you were already toasted before arriving.

Thanks Zencat;)

*Bryce debates next comment*

We'll just have to make sure the plans are properly laid next time....

*Bites tounge*

[Xenobia]

Oh please Bryce, allow me...

What's that they say about the best laid plans of spies and men?

(Actually that wasn't the first line that came to my head, but I'll hold on to it for a better occasion.)

As for you Athena, what was sweeter the champange or the dreams that came after. ;-)

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ces't la vie, my dear.

Marina Del Ray had it coming, and then some.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Again with your "Marina" issues 004 - See what happens - You get one yacht blown out from under you and it's the fault of the Marina.....

Did you ever think of blaming the Siberian hit team that planted the device?

Noooooooooooo..........

[Matt O'S oo4]

Not that I care, but it's been three yachts, I'll have you know. And two of them I intentially rammed into (and up into) those who had it coming as well.

Blah!

There's nothing so difficult to describe as the glut of MDR's overpriced scotches they carry (also completely lacking single-malt of any variety!!

You realize that this means war!

004

[Athena007]

Looks like I brought up some of 004's unpleasant past... ooo, I'd hate to get on his bad side...

[Matt O'S oo4]

JUdging by the pic sent to me....not likely.

However, I have personally received a great deal of satisfaction from the "disposal" of equipment that only serves to support those who serve the forces we work so hard against as 00 operativesl

Besides, the sound of the crunch is so much fun, I just love that, and the splash of water....invigorating...

004

(not to mention the awsome blast you get)

[Bryce (003)]

You always did suffer from "bloodlust" when running down people in power boats and yachts.

Athena - not to worry - Not your fault - You just haven't read 004's file. He'd be happy to have you on any side of him.

He's almost as dangerous as you...well....when he's sober...(not bloody likely anytime soon).

[Matt O'S oo4]

But, don't worry, don't worry...

All the files of the 00's can be found encoded on page 27 of the National Enquirer (some of the best investigative reporting on the planet).

003's and my file is now available on CD-Rom with stills and our favorite songs.....003....take it away...

004

[Bryce (003)]

Da-da-da-da....

Would you like to swing on a star???????

Carry moonbeams home in a jar?????

[Matt O'S oo4]

....And be better of than you are?
Or would you rather be a d**k?

(Hmmm, I think I like that better)

Blah.

004

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce galares sinisterly at screen*

I walked right into that.....

........B*****d.......

No Really.....No, No....Really....


I'm not kidding....This is my job!

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I'm not kidding....This is my job!

If you consider CBN your job, that would explain why you have been here all afternoon.

Of course if being a d**k is your job, you're fired.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Owwwwww..........

quit it.....

Owwwwwwwwwwww..........

Happily still "employed" - It's a rough life Xen - I'm waiting for a check....Damn messengers....

[Xenobia]

If you are waiting to be paid from CBN....keep waiting.

But if you really think you are a d**K, try again. Trust me when you turn into one, I'll let you know.

-- Xen

[Matt O'S oo4]

Dang,

I guess that means I'll never get a "raise" if I'm fired.

004

[Xenobia]

The problem is the raise came before you fired.

(Biology wasn't your strong subject, was it Matt?)

-- Xen

[Matt O'S oo4]

I wouldn't say that.

It got me through high school.

004

[Xenobia]

At least the "girls" section of it, right?

-- Xen

[Matt O'S oo4]

ABSOLUTELY....

I'm only interested in an all girl, girls. (and certain section of the girls section....I guess)

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

004

[Bryce (003)]

004 - You're getting b****-slapped by the first Lady of CBn....

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!!

Sit Up!!!!!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Yes, I remember when I had MY first shot of scotch.

004'

Keep smiling 003

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
The problem is the raise came before you fired.

*trys to hold back the laughter...*
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

OMG, I'm just really glad no one was in the office when I read that, I serriously was cracking up... hum... yes, this office is loney... wonder when James will pop in...

[Bryce (003)]

Hmmmm.....

Athena...You might just become the Moneypenny of CBn.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Athena...You might just become the Moneypenny of CBn.

What a wonderful idea... I like it
(i do actually have a "fake" on-line journal for Moneypenny)

I suppose I should take that as a compliment, though as Moneypenny... James will never really notice me as anything other than Moneypenny...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Perhaps.

I think there has always been a kind of spark between Moneypenny and James....however...it is a good rule to not "deficate where you consume."

Ya know....

004

[Bryce (003)]

James is James....

Always will be....

As to the other Double-O's (certainly *ahem* including myself)...

[Xenobia]

Oh Miss Moneypenny...best to be versed in what sexual harrassment...

And then circle the sections you want 003 and 004 to act out. They respond better to diagrams.

-- Xenobia

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
004 - You're getting b****-slapped by the first Lady of CBn....

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!!

You are asking too much of 004. How could he possibly know how a man would take anything?

-- Xenobia