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[Matt O'S oo4]

She was unconscious when I got there.

I SWEAR!!

004

[Bryce (003)]

Not ANOTHER dead prostitute.....

These "Ripper strikes in Whitechapel" jokes from you boys have got to stop......OK, IT IS funny....but it's just wrong...

[Genrewriter]

Would the same go for attatching a pack of Trojans to each of your guns and labeling them as The Sex Pistols? Um, not that it's been done or anything.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hey, no one said anyting about a dead prostiture.

No one said anything about a prostitue.

She's just a nice...uh....likable girl....who...uh, had a little too much paint thinner with a bunch of drunken techs soused on scotch and tabasco.

What an awful visual.

004

[Genrewriter]

Yeah, she said she was a dancer! Being a bit judgmental there. All dancers ask for tips, right?

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce checks PPK*

Seems fine....

*ejects clip - notices bullets have been replaced with rolled condoms*

Awwwww......COME ON!

I'm supposed to be able to defend myself against KGB.....Not STD's.....

Get the hooker out of the Jag or I'll tell Q what the new "identigraph" software is really being used for.....I must say, it is an impressive database of pørn, but I don't think he'd approve.

[Bryce (003)]

Excuse me....Get the "Dancer" out of my Jag.....

*Dr. Evil voice*

Riiii-ght.

[Genrewriter]

She was dancing last night! By the way, that collection belongs to 007. You wanna tell him to take it down? Also, I was really smashed last night. Why is there a moldy lime in my wallet?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ummm....actually....

Uhhh...(nahh, 003'd never believe it.)

Well, 003, uh, Q is......aware....that is, he...uh....

You know, you're absolutely right.

We'll download all that and put it back in 007's desk, right away!!

What?

Dancer. Here I'll take her, thanks.

004 throws girl over shoulder and lumbers off to his Lagonda, putting her in his trunk.

WHAT?

[Bryce (003)]

*003 passes 004 in hallway with Irish lounge kitty still giggling and holding half a bottle of Bollinger over his shoulder headed for his office*

Morning.

[Genrewriter]

I got the stuff downloaded but 007 just came in and he's on a bad mood. Seems that his exploding pen misfired and damaged his Playboy Club card. Hang on, here's a random techie.

"Yeah, just go on and give it to him. It's a file he asked for."

[Matt O'S oo4]

Not a problem. I'll just let 007 know that 006 left him a little care package. I'm sure that will take the bad mood off 007's day

Bloody pens, always a menace.

004

[Genrewriter]

Thanks. Weird thing though, I was looking and your service number came up a few times.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce deposits lounge kitty on couch in his office. Goes to put "Do Not Disturb" sign on door. Glances in hallway after hearing a *smack & thud* *

*Notices tech sprawled out, glasses broken, pens and pencils everywhere....right outside 007's office. 007 emerges, not breaking stride and steps over tech*

003: (gesturing to tech) What's his problem?

007: (not looking back) Dunno.

[Genrewriter]

Oh good, he's taking it well.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*003 passes 004 in hallway with Irish lounge kitty still giggling and holding half a bottle of Bollinger over his shoulder headed for his office*

Morning.

004 passes 003 being carried by a 5' 11" black showgirl in traditional Zulu garb. 004 is holding the remains of a 1.75 liter bottle of Captain Morgans Spiced Rum.

Morning.

[Bryce (003)]

Just another Monday in the office!

Business as usual....

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Thanks.  Weird thing though, I was looking and your service number came up a few times.

Acutally, you'll find everyones number in there once or twice.

(or so)

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Just another Monday in the office!

Business as usual....

Blah.

See you at lunch?

004

[Bryce (003)]

Your bottle or mine?

[Genrewriter]

Once or twice? Riiight! I got the feeling we should have left the fiule on your dsesk, Matt. Oh, wait. We did leave a surprise or two in your office. Hope you enjoy.

[Athena007]

Oh Lunch... can't wait for that nice break in the day. So... what's for lunch anyways?

[Matt O'S oo4]

At this particular moment, I'm being carried by it.

Heey, that's what she said!

It's not my fault.

No, Really.

004

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)

Not fair... I admit.....Not nice to tease Moneypenny.

No it is not, and since she is now under my protection, I have you watch 003. You have been warned.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Xen - It is IMPOSSIBLE to deprive 004 & I of Scotch (many have tried) even the blended stuff (many have died).....

My dear man, haven't you learned by now that nothing is impossible with me? I am a woman who gets what she wants, and if I should decide that you and 004 will go on a Scotch fast, you two will be Scotch-less for as long as I wish.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
and do you even grasp how many bottles (of all sizes) of Tabasco I have stashed in my car, office or townhouse.

Frighteningly I do, and I know this because I resorted to some rather unlady-like methods to render said bottles unuseable. ;-)

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I'm usually rather stocked...er...fully loaded....

Until said Kitty unloads you...right? ;-)

Off you go...

-- Xen

[Bryce (003)]

I didn't know if you'd be stuck at your desk Moneypenny, so 004 and I took the liberty of ordering you a basket lunch from Harrods. Complete with linen, silver and glassware.

Highland smoked salmon with beluga garnish, spring-mix salad, grilled dover sole with mixed steamed garlic veggies, half a carafe of a very passable Washington state white (a '99 I believe) - 004 picked it out, mineral water, and strawberries and (of course) cream....

Don't tell M or Xenobia...They'll feel left out.

Just 004 & I taking care of "Britain's last line of defense".

[Bryce (003)]

*Checking both scotch and tabasco*

No dice Xen, I had all the "tainted" stuff removed...we gave it to 006.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)


Ah, ha!

So!

You're the individual whose been soiling the liquor cabinets with Ralphs Brand Scotch.  Guess I own 006 an apology.

Yes I am, and yes you do. (You see Bryce, nothing is impossible when put in my care)

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)


And Tabasco?

Yes, I am sure you are familiar with this stuff. Evidently, it is what keeps 003 alive and quite possible alone. ;-)

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)

I'm sure your a favorite whenever you tend bar, however, please, please, never mix those two items together, especially in a public place.

I don't ever, and it frightens me that you, evidently given your comments, have.

Is there anything that you and 003 won't try?

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)

Keep smilin'

004

I haven't stopped since the day I meant the Wolf and the Shark in California. I am just sorry I didn't get to meet you.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

You mean the bottle I stole out of his car last night was...OH GOD!!!!

Man, I thought my special chili recipe tasted different.

I'm going to hell for that one.

Seriously.

[Bryce (003)]

Hell or the toilet....Hope you've got something to read....either way.

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Xenobia

Is there anything that you and 003 won't try?  
 
-- Xenobia

Ummmm......

No.





Really............