Nice terminus but...
...can we try to be somewhat original? I know everything has been done before, the trick is to redress it. We can use similar elements but we can't have more or less exactly the same thing? Bond battling goons in hockey gear on a deserted field has been done before in exactly the same set up. If we have to shove in action, can we shake it up a little?
Love the idea as a location - presumably the BC Place Stadium.
http://www.eyeseavan....com/sports.htm Imagine the above setting, when reading this idea.
After Bond has made contact with Simone (she leaves to check on his credentials saying to meet at Grouse Mountain later), he is then accosted by RISICO MEN (including MACE, the goon tazered in yacht fight in Stockholm). He then has a massive footchase fight a la his battle in Kobe docks? Running through the cavernous stadium, knocking people off different levels. Losing his gun in the process.
Perhaps (don't know if they do this in hockey), pre-match there is a show on the rink with cheer leaders, kid hockey plays doing puck exercises, dancing girls and floats and a little "drama" - a pantomime cops and robbers thing they stage at these events. We also see, for the big finale, a man preparing a JET PACK (standard issue now at sporting events)! On the frozen hockey pitch, there are trampolines and those gyroscope spin things, girls sliding down and performing gymnastics on material draped from the roof of the stadium like curtains (surreal, Cirque du Soleil-esque colourful, clowns, harlequins set against the ice, grey of the stadium and the hardness of the hockey players). Bond's battle with the goons is taken by the audience as part of the show.
He then runs on ice (incongrous Brioni-clad Bond amidst the throng), and using hockey sticks and helmets and other pieces of kit as weapons, fights his way through the myriad of goons. Knocks one goon out with puck as knuckleduster ("Get the puck out of here!")*. Weaves through the act, the ropes, the trampolines. Bounces bad guys on the trampolines, puts one in a gyroscope thing ("Shaken AND stirred!"). Absolutely no stream of machine gun bullet hits.
Bond then trampolines up to one of the Cirque du Soleil drapes and climbs to the top of the stadium. Jet packer is overcome by MACE who jet packs halfway up stadium. Bond leaps off drape and jumps on MACE and they fight, in mid air at jigging and thrusting through and around the dangling, coloured drapes. Bond eventually wraps one of the drapes around neck of MACE, leaps off MACE and on to the same drape wrapped around MACE, kicking the thrust button as he does so. Drape shoots up, with Bond on it to top of Stadium. Bond grabs ceiling hatch while MACE is strangled by tightening rope ("Looks like he didn't give a puck!")*. Clutching and clawing, Bond eventually gets on to the high, service walkway and opens the hatch.
Bond exits BC Stadium at the top, revealing stunning views of Vancouver and a hugh, flapping Maple Leaf Canadian flag (captured by circling helicopter shot), and our man on top of the stadium, perfectly suited, flicking lint of his lapel and straightening hair and tie. A hero moment.
BTW, all of this to the "007" theme (the John Barry counter theme) redone by David Arnold and The Propellerheads.
* trying to get more hockey puns in here than there were fencing puns in DAD
Then on to scene in Grouse Mountain...
Edited by ACE, 02 September 2005 - 02:20 AM.