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[seawolfnyy]

Bond attempts to unbutton Eve's blouse. She stops him.

 

Eve: "Keep still, this is the tricky part."

 

Bond: "God, this scene looked so much more erotic in the trailer."

[The Dove]

Bond: *after winning Dimitros' money and Aston Martin DB5 in the poker game* "Oh, and the valet ticket!"

 

Dimitros: *fumbling in his jacket pockets*  " Sorry, I seem to have lost it...must have dropped it out on the beach somewhere! "

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "Sounds very tempting, Miss...?"

 

Chew Mee: "Chew Mee."

 

Bond: "OK, that's fairly disgusting..."

[seawolfnyy]

Pussy: "My name's Pussy Galore."

 

Bond: "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

[thecasinoroyale]

Bond: "A subject in which you are well versed." 

 

Sévérine: "How would you know that?" 

 

Bond: "Only a certain kind of women wears a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh."

 

Sévérine: "You...you disgusting man! So I'm a prostitute, is that is? And did you watch me get dressed tonight? You're a pervert! GUARD!"

[Call Billy Bob]

Blofeld: "I do so hate martial music."

 

Bond: "Missing out there, Ernst old boy! Smashing good stuff, this!"

[The Dove]

Moneypenny: " Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection.."

 

Bond: " Dear god, no!! I can't stand that bloody awful Copacabana!! "

[seawolfnyy]

Bond: "What about the stingers!?"

 

Sanchez does nothing and Bond continues move along the conveyor belt.

 

Bond: "Don't you want to know how I know about the stingers?"

 

Sanchez: "Why? You'll be dead in a few moments anyway."

[DaveBond21]

Q: "A silicon integrated circuit - the essential part of the modern computer.."

 

M: "No lecture, Q. We're all aware of the microchip"

 

Q: "Well you do the ****ing briefing then!"

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: (Throws knife, kills Silva) "Last rat standing."

 

M: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?"

[AMC Hornet]

"You want a sleeping pill?"

 

"No."

 

"Pain pill?"

 

"No."

 

"I have pills for everything. Some make you taller..."

 

"Yeah, I'll have a couple of those!"

[DaveBond21]

'I knew your sister Jill. I know what he did to her"

 

"Yeah but that was YOUR fault. My father has sent me to kill YOU too!"

 

 

[AMC Hornet]

M: "ln future, Commander Bond, if you must tour the world of Suzie Wong by night, inform our man here, Lieutenant Hip."

 

Hip: "Sorry, Commander. I had to get you away from the police, but didn't know how much you knew."

 

Bond: "Nothing, including who you are, so I could have contacted you; that this station was here; that M was here; that Gibson was here - you could have told that bubble-headed bint Goodnight to share all this with me..."

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "And I've smelt that aftershave before, and both times I've smelt a rat."

 

Mr. Wint: "Hey, this stuff is expensive! It doesn't smell THAT bad!"

[The Dove]

Bond: " Would you settle for a tulip? "

Moneypenny: " Don't be such as f**king cheapskate, James! "

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "I mustn't touch any part of the impulse conductor circuit."

 

Crewman: "This ring houses the impulse conductor circuit, sir."

 

Cmdr Carter: "What happens if you do?"

 

Bond: "You're captain of a nuclear submarine, and you don't know?!"

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "Call me... Hilly."

 

Ruby: "A bit of a girl's name, isn't it?"

[AMC Hornet]

"The proper time for this is on our wedding night - that's my New Year's resolution."

 

"Just as well - I'm having an outbreak anyway..."

[The Dove]

Dario: " Ha..Hah!! You're dead!!"

 

Pam: " No, that was my twin sister you shot, a**hole!! *BANG* "

[Call Billy Bob]

Frost: "It was so good of you to bring your gun to bed with us."

 

Bond: "By the way, you can keep the gun. I don't want it back, knowing all the things you used it for last night..."

[DaveBond21]

"My dear Colonel Bouvar, you shouldn't have opened that car door yourself..."

 

"I know. The whole cross-dressing idea was Blofeld's. He's obsessed!"

[AMC Hornet]

M: "It's not very comfortable, is it?"

Bond: "Are you going to complain all the way?"

M: "Oh, go on, then - eject me. See if I...."

Bond: "Alone at last!"

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "Get in touch with Felix. Tell him to meet me there tomorrow. Royal Orleans Hotel."

 

Quarrel Jr.: "Tampa is closer."

 

Bond: "By Jove, you're right Quarrel! And Orlando is close by... to Disney World we go!"

[The Dove]

 Moneypenny: *on the phone trying to locate James Bond* "James...James?? Where are you??"

 

 Bond: "Oh Moneypenny... I'm just down at the pub...noshing on a pint and some fish and chips..."

[AMC Hornet]

Q: "It goes in there, like that..."

 

Bond: "Not when I'm on the job!"

 

(Actually, I'm surprised that line wasn't used!)

[thecasinoroyale]

Zao: "I am Zao. You...are late."

 

Bond: "Care for a lozenge?"

[The Dove]

Bond: "Vodka martini...plenty of ice...if you can spare it!"

 

Bartender: " Sorry sir..we can't! Every single ice cube we have is being put towards maintaining the structural integrity of this ice palace..."

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "I'm alone."

 

Alec: "Well, I'm sure that won't last long. I'll bet there's a woman in this facility that you'll end up sleeping with..."

[The Dove]

Willard Whyte: " Burt Saxby??....Tell him he's fired!!"

 

Bond: " Are you blind?? Didn't you see he's been shot?"

[seawolfnyy]

M: "ln future, Commander Bond, if you must tour the world of Suzie Wong by night, inform our man here, Lieutenant Hip."

 

Hip: "Sorry, Commander. I had to get you away from the police, but didn't know how much you knew."

 

Bond: "Nothing, including who you are, so I could have contacted you; that this station was here; that M was here; that Gibson was here - you could have told that bubble-headed bint Goodnight to share all this with me..."

M: "Sigh, we did."