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#31 CaptainPower

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Posted 05 November 2008 - 06:34 PM

Anyone else laugh at the scene when Greene so gayley covers his face after the guy falls onto his car at the tosca?

"Why is he looking at me???"


Yeah that got some laughs from my showings too. Watch how you word some things, MHarkin, some people might take that the wrong way.

#32 DamnCoffee

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Posted 05 November 2008 - 10:33 PM

Call me sick, but I love it how Bond just throws Mathis in the middle of the road, after the cops shoot him. It's hillarious, Bond literally just throws him to one side. :(

#33 Icarus

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 09:06 PM

I'm surprised no one got a chuckle out of the Tosca sequence, when Bond casually drops into the conversation with Greene and the other Quantum members. I loved how most of the Quantum members immediately got up and started moving off once they realised they had been rumbled. To top it all, Mr. White just stays where he's seated, casually commenting: "Well, Tosca's not for everyone..."

#34 gt007

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 11:24 PM

Yes, that bit from the Tosca scene was funny.

On the other hand, I never even smiled during Mathis's death scene. Actually I found it quite moving.

#35 Nicolas Suszczyk

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 07:30 PM

"Somos maestros en un año sabático... hemos ganado la lotería"

The Bolivian cab driver (I swear, most Southamerican cab drivers talk like that)

"I think you people should find a better place to meet"

Greggory Beam

#36 Mojito133

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 08:32 PM

- We're teachers on sabatical and we've just won a loterry.

- I can't find the...umm...stationery.

- Tosca isn't for everyone.

- Camille : Get in!
Bond : Will you shoot me?
Camille : I said GET IN!

- Fields : I'm so angry at myself.
Bond : You probably are furious.

- *Bond drunk as hell* I'm drinking...What am I exactly am I drinking?
Bartender : *says the complicated recipe for Vesper* Six of it.

- Mathis : I have pills for everything.

- Bond : Then we have all night!

- Mathis : Careful, James. I think she has handcuffs.
- Bond : I do hope so.

- Greene : You can't imagine how amazing she is, when she's on her back.
- Camille : I wish I could say the same about you. (EPIC, EPIC LOLZ)

- Fields : OH MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY!

- Fields : You're not going anywhere.
Bond : Then shoot me, I'd rather sleep in a morgue.

- M : Is he alive?
Bond : Yeah.
M : I'm suprised.

People at the audience laughed all the time. There was tons of humor. Anyone, who said that there's no humor, deserves to get shot.

THE MOVIE WAS FU*KING AMAZING!

Edited by Mojito133, 07 November 2008 - 08:32 PM.


#37 DamnCoffee

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 09:29 PM

Camille: GIVE ME THE WHEEL!
Bond: NAVIGATE!!!

#38 bondrules

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 09:52 PM

Didn't Mathis say, "I've got a pill that'll make you taller?"

That was really funny.
:(

#39 DamnCoffee

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:34 AM

Another one that stuck out for me when I saw it again last night was:

Bond: I heard you infiltrated Greene's HQ by havng sex with him.
Camille: Does that offend you?
Bond: No.... not in the slightest.

#40 Mojito133

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:42 AM

Another one that stuck out for me when I saw it again last night was:

Bond: I heard you infiltrated Greene's HQ by havng sex with him.
Camille: Does that offend you?
Bond: No.... not in the slightest.

Yeah, everyone at the cinema laughed at that part.
How could someone say that this movie doesn't have any humor? What a bulls*it!

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 08:59 AM

I know it's already been mentioned but my favourite is...

- Mathis : "Careful James, I think she has handcuffs"

- Bond : "I do hope so"


#42 DamnCoffee

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 09:38 AM

M: I passed him on the stairs? CHRIST!

:(

#43 bondrules

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:04 PM

Another one that stuck out for me when I saw it again last night was:

Bond: I heard you infiltrated Greene's HQ by havng sex with him.
Camille: Does that offend you?
Bond: No.... not in the slightest.


Yeah, and that was while flying the DC3....pretty good moment to break the tension :(

#44 Vauxhall

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:07 PM

Greggory Beam

I'm glad that I wasn't the only one amused by the character of Beam.

#45 bondrules

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:13 PM

Beam was freakin' awesome. I mentioned him in my review as one of the pros of QoS.

#46 Mojito133

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:44 PM

Another one that stuck out for me when I saw it again last night was:

Bond: I heard you infiltrated Greene's HQ by havng sex with him.
Camille: Does that offend you?
Bond: No.... not in the slightest.

Bond and Camille had perfect chemistry together. They could start arguing in a falling plane. That's what I love about them.

#47 Craig is 007

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:48 PM

One of my favorite lines in Quantum Of Solace is when Bond opens the trunk of his Aston Martin after the car chase, and we see Mr. White lying in there, and Bond says to him: "It´s time to get out".

#48 Mojito133

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 03:45 PM

Oh, and I forgot this -

Camille : I thought you'll look different. I had no idea geologists looked so...
Bond : So...?
Camile : Ah, nevermind.

Class. :(

#49 DamnCoffee

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 03:51 PM

That doesn't ring a bell. When was this?

#50 Mojito133

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 04:24 PM

That doesn't ring a bell. When was this?

When Bond meets Camille for the first time, in the car.
I remember it, because I saw it yesterday. I still have whole movie in my mind. :(

#51 bondrules

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 10:31 PM

Medrano to the waitress @ Perla de las dunas

"take the beer to my room, please"

What a sleazebag :(

#52 DamnCoffee

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 10:35 PM

HAHAHA! Yeah...

I preffer the...

"Would you like anything sir?"
"No nothing. GO AWAY!"

... more, though. :) :(

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:13 PM

Greggory Beam

I'm glad that I wasn't the only one amused by the character of Beam.


What was so funny about Beam? I don't remember him doing anything else except getting out of his seat :(

#54 Nicolas Suszczyk

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:16 PM

I found funny how he laughs and how he is "seduced" by Greene.

Another funny scene...
"please don't talk to me like if I'M STUPID! ... It's unnatractive" :(

And, of course, Gemma's smile when he's sleeping with James... that smile... seduces me a lot.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 01:21 AM

To be honest... I can't remember much. It wasn't as serious as some tell, but I just can't remember many lol worthy lines. I think that's a good things. The acting, thoroughly , was well delivered. No wooden, made for trailer, line delivery in this movie. The first "lol" lines that come to mind, are when Bond tells the hotel receptionist that he and Field were two teachers, who won the lottery and soon after when Bond asks Fields a help to find his "little finger" (he doesn't say little finger... I just forgot what his excuse was) in the bed room :( It was such a throw-away-line, which reminded me a lot of the older Bond films. It was casual and you immediately knew what was on Bond's mind.

edit: Oh yeah, Gregg Beam. He had such a funny laugh. The guy felt like he was the only one enjoying his jokes...

#56 Nicolas Suszczyk

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 01:28 AM

Bond asks Fields a help to find his "little finger" (he doesn't say little finger... I just forgot what his excuse was)


To find the stationary :(

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 09:36 AM

I also chuckled at the part, where Bond and Camille started to fight on the boat. She tried to punch Bond, Bond grabbed her and smirked. That was brilliant. :(

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 10:42 AM

Loved the chattering Bolivian taxi driver. And Mr. White's 'Tosca is not for everyone.'
And most of the other things mentioned here.
It just shows the reviewers had it wrong saying this movie was humorless.

#59 Nicolas Suszczyk

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 11:52 AM

Ah, Of course...

"You should just anwser 'CIA', Felix. A taxi driver told me where the office was" :( LMAO!!

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:41 PM

The sequence in question occurs when Bond is pulled over by the two policemen, and before Mathis is shot. The policeman asks for Bond’s ID, to which Bond pulls out a large wad of cash. I found that hilarious. Bond thinks he can just pay off these corrupt men and be on his way.