- We're teachers on sabatical and we've just won a loterry.
- I can't find the...umm...stationery.
- Tosca isn't for everyone.
- Camille : Get in!
Bond : Will you shoot me?
Camille : I said GET IN!
- Fields : I'm so angry at myself.
Bond : You probably are furious.
- *Bond drunk as hell* I'm drinking...What am I exactly am I drinking?
Bartender : *says the complicated recipe for Vesper* Six of it.
- Mathis : I have pills for everything.
- Bond : Then we have all night!
- Mathis : Careful, James. I think she has handcuffs.
- Bond : I do hope so.
- Greene : You can't imagine how amazing she is, when she's on her back.
- Camille : I wish I could say the same about you. (EPIC, EPIC LOLZ)
- Fields : OH MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY!
- Fields : You're not going anywhere.
Bond : Then shoot me, I'd rather sleep in a morgue.
- M : Is he alive?
Bond : Yeah.
M : I'm suprised.
People at the audience laughed all the time. There was tons of humor. Anyone, who said that there's no humor, deserves to get shot.
THE MOVIE WAS FU*KING AMAZING!
Edited by Mojito133, 07 November 2008 - 08:32 PM.