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Which Actor Would Stop You From Seeing A Bond Movie?


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#1 doubler83

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 05:44 PM

I was discussing QoS with some work friends, and somebody listening in, jumped in with the question:

Which actor would stop you from seeing a Bond movie?

They asked, "what if Tom Cruise was cast as Bond (don't laugh), would that stop you from going to see the next Bond movie?" Now, I'm not the biggest Cruise fan in the world. I'll watch his movies if they're on. So I said, no, that wouldn't stop me.

Then they asked about Jim Carrey. That actually stopped me dead in my tracks. I'd have to say, if EON cast Jim Carrey in the role of Bond, I would have to avoid that movie.

So, which actor, if they were cast as Bond, would stop you from watching a Bond movie. If any at all?

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#2 DamnCoffee

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 05:45 PM

Halle Berry.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 05:47 PM

Daniel Radcliffe

#4 jaguar007

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 08:09 PM

Actually I would see the Bond movie despite who they cast. I may not like it or them, but I would see it regardless. Daniel Craig surprised many of us, who knows, the worst possible person might actually be good - how can I judge if I don't see it. I even watched the Bary Nelson and David Niven Casino Royales.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 08:10 PM

Paris Hilton

Edit: ... and this was my 200th post...

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 08:48 PM

In before the inevitable mention of Pierce Brosnan / Daniel Craig :) :( ;)

I want to say I'd see anyone, but back when Goran Vist653&!@()*_+!Xic was being rumoured as Bond, it really...disturbed me. Let's at least have a Bond who can sound a little bit British :D

Obvious jokey suggestions like Pauly Shore and Verne Troyer aside, nobody else really comes to mind. I'd have no problem watching Tom Cruise or Jim Carrey, actually, both would be interesting, to say the least, though I suspect we've pretty much seen Cruise's take on Bond already with the MI series.

Oh hell, forgot about Will Smith. Can't stand him in anything :)

#7 The Richmond Spy

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 08:49 PM

There really isn't one for me. I'd be willing to give anyone one shot at playing Bond...

For example, I don't think Matt Damon should be given a shot at Bond for various reasons, but surely if he was chosen, then I must be overlooking something...right? :(

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:19 PM

Keanu Reeves......

#9 jaguar007

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:20 PM

Keanu Reeves......


"Dude.....the names....uh....uh....uh BOND, ya thats it, James Bond!"

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:22 PM

Keanu Reeves......


"Dude.....the names....uh....uh....uh BOND, ya thats it, James Bond!"


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#11 jaguar007

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 09:27 PM

Keanu Reeves......


"Dude.....the names....uh....uh....uh BOND, ya thats it, James Bond!"


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#12 trevanian

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 10:11 PM

Daniel Craig.

And just about the only director who could make me want to see a Bond movie after Craig got (mis)cast is Marc Forster. So Eon can take it to either extreme, it seems.

#13 jaguar007

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 10:27 PM

Daniel Craig.

And just about the only director who could make me want to see a Bond movie after Craig got (mis)cast is Marc Forster. So Eon can take it to either extreme, it seems.


So did you see Casino Royale and are you going to see QoS.
(I was wondering when someone was going to say that)

#14 Qwerty

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 10:34 PM

No one. It's just an addiction. :(

Really though, I still think there would be so many curiousities I'd have about the film, even if it starred someone I absolutely depsised.

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 10:56 PM

Keanu Reeves......


"Dude.....the names....uh....uh....uh BOND, ya thats it, James Bond!"

Could be worse ...

Nicolas Cage: "Hey man, I'm James Bond."

#16 ComplimentsOfSharky

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 11:28 PM

Tom Cruise or some other absurb Bond choice aside, I can't think of any actor that would prevent me from seeing a Bond movie.

I would be incredibly unhappy if Angelina Jolie were cast in Bond movie...it would ruin a movie for me completely but I can't say it would prevent me from seeing it.

#17 Turn

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 11:51 PM

I don't know that there is an actor or actress, per say, that would keep me from seeing a Bond movie. I think if Eon got lazy and hired a hack director like McG or something I would be quite wary, but not enough so to keep me away.

I was alarmed back when casting for DAD was going on and one source said Whitney Houston would be playing Jinx. She would be fine for a theme song, but her acting makes Madonna's work look Oscar worthy.

#18 Double-0-Seven

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:31 AM

No one. It's just an addiction. :(

Really though, I still think there would be so many curiousities I'd have about the film, even if it starred someone I absolutely depsised.

I agree. Even if they did cast someone like Jim Carrey like the original post stated, I would still go to see the film as I'd be curious to see what it is like.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:46 AM

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:58 AM

Daniel Craig.

And just about the only director who could make me want to see a Bond movie after Craig got (mis)cast is Marc Forster. So Eon can take it to either extreme, it seems.


So did you see Casino Royale and are you going to see QoS.
(I was wondering when someone was going to say that)

I skipped CR in the theater and only rented it when I lost a bet. I hated it for lots of other unexpected reasons besides the Craig aspect. I also had to fastforward, which only ever happened before with TND.

I saw it again recently, because I was starting to write an article about QUANTUM, and by breaking it into two viewings, was able to tolerate it.

Yeah, I'm going to see Quantum. I'll sit at the back of a small theater to reduce Craig's face as much as possible, and I'm sure I'll flinch a lot, but I also expect a helluva movie in spite of him being there. He's enough to keep it from ever getting into my top few like FRWL and the Daltons, but I have a good feeling about the movie, especially after talking to the cinematographer and the vfx guy and (briefly) to the director.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 02:39 AM

Daniel Radcliffe


I'll second that!

#22 jaguar007

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 03:04 AM

Daniel Craig.

And just about the only director who could make me want to see a Bond movie after Craig got (mis)cast is Marc Forster. So Eon can take it to either extreme, it seems.


So did you see Casino Royale and are you going to see QoS.
(I was wondering when someone was going to say that)

I skipped CR in the theater and only rented it when I lost a bet. I hated it for lots of other unexpected reasons besides the Craig aspect. I also had to fastforward, which only ever happened before with TND.

I saw it again recently, because I was starting to write an article about QUANTUM, and by breaking it into two viewings, was able to tolerate it.

Yeah, I'm going to see Quantum. I'll sit at the back of a small theater to reduce Craig's face as much as possible, and I'm sure I'll flinch a lot, but I also expect a helluva movie in spite of him being there. He's enough to keep it from ever getting into my top few like FRWL and the Daltons, but I have a good feeling about the movie, especially after talking to the cinematographer and the vfx guy and (briefly) to the director.


I just don't understand your dislike for Craig. FRWL is my favorite Bond movie as well and I am a huge Dalton fan - Craig just took it one step closer to Fleming then Dalton did. He does not have dark hair, but his face is similar to how I always envisioned Bond when reading the book.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 11:24 AM

Russell Brand.

If he's ever in a Bond movie in any way, I'll probably shoot myself.

#24 doubler83

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 12:13 PM

Russell Brand.

If he's ever in a Bond movie in any way, I'll probably shoot myself.


If the series had continued to go the way it was before CR, then I could see Brand popping up as a cameo.

Maybe comparing numbers with Bond about how many women they've bedded.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 12:57 PM

Daniel Radcliffe

I'll second that!

Thirded.

He's appalling.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:01 PM

For 23 and 24 any other actor apart from DC - after that, I might be open for another..

#27 Publius

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:04 PM

Casting-wise, I'd probably only avoid seeing a Bond movie if I strongly disagree with the choice of Bond. And I'd probably only strongly disagree if it was someone who didn't take it seriously. Not saying they have to play Bond seriously, but actually put effort into delivering the dialogue, doing the action, and, you know, acting. Make the role as convincing, cool, and exciting to watch as it should be, or I won't go.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:14 PM

I think any actor out there wno got the gig but wasn't interested would have to be insane. 99% of men, at some point, have wanted to be James Bond.

To be fair, the Broccoli empire wouldn't give the role to someone who was just taking the money and running, especially not these days.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:20 PM

I just don't understand your dislike for Craig. FRWL is my favorite Bond movie as well and I am a huge Dalton fan - Craig just took it one step closer to Fleming then Dalton did. He does not have dark hair, but his face is similar to how I always envisioned Bond when reading the book.


Craig's look is what I envision when I'm reading about a thug in a bond book, not Bond. He just looks hideous to me, a cross between Jack Palance and Taylor Negron, or a 'lost an acid fight' version of Tim Roth. When so much rests on a character's universal appeal to both men & women, it seems strange to cast somebody who is so far out from the norm.

Craig/Bond as short & stocky seems very weird to me as well, but then again, I'm the same height as the previous Bonds, 6'2", and I have dark hair parted on the left, so I sorta expect Bond to look like a super-enhanced reflection, something I can buy with Connery, Dalton and Brosnan.

But those are just cosmetic aspects. Huge when it comes to Bond, but I admit, cosmetic. In terms of the portrayal ... a lot of my objection has to do with Bond being written as an immature hothead (my usual thing is 'this is bond as Maverick in top gun, but worse because he is way too old to be believable as this immature kid'), when I see Bond as being more emotionally stable by the end of his teens (a view I've stated before is in part caused by reading the Pearson 'bio of 007' which I consider pretty near to being a canonical extension of Fleming/Maibaum.) The lengthy dialog scene on the train is downright weird to me, because Bond shouldn't ever talk that much IMO. It was clever and all that, but ... wrong. They should have saved his big dialog for the 'nature of evil' passage from the book that they omitted from the film (although apparently it was in some drafts.)

I'll grant he does the sexuality aspect better than Dalton, but even there he has what for me is a major flub when picking up Solange. There is a moment when she is evaluating his offer when he looks flustered, or nervous, or ... I dunno, the way I looked when I asked a girl out for the first time. It had the 'take pity on me' thing I associate with a 50something William Shatner trying to talk Lisa Hartman into a date on a TJ HOOKER episode, a really painful quality that is totally at odds with everything else in the way the Bond 'character' is shown in CR, or anywhere else that I can recall.

All they needed to do was cut it, or just hold on the girl's face, so you can blame the makers for the shot, but hey, I blame them for the script too, so that's fine.

I'd really love to see new Bond movies with the enthusiasm that you and others have ... I haven't really experienced that since Dalton, since Brosnan never got good material from Eon, but hey, with QOS I'm about as game and enthusiastic as I'm likely to be until they switch actors again. If the next one is a conventional bond, Craig will look even more inappropriate to my eyes, so I'll do what I expected to do already, just go back to watching dvds of the ones I do like.

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:06 PM

The dude who plays with Angie in Wanted! i damn dont want to see as Bond! He does look the part! Put Jude Law, if you have got a choice! Or that guy from the Dunhill commercial But not wanted guy! He looks like a drug addicts looking his fix and looks quite dishvelled!