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[Double-Oh Agent]

"I had no choice--please believe me--the cards...."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"The cards say we will be lovers."

[Forward Look]

If you play the odds.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Let's just say I'll sleep on the idea."

[Goodnight]

"WAKE UPPPP!!!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Sorry for the rude awakening."

[Colombo]

"I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Standard operating procedure."

[Goodnight]

"Whatever the doctor orders"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice then add a thin slice of lemon peel."

[Forward Look]

We'll have dinner at once.

[MajorB]

"First time I've tasted women. They're rather good."

[Jeff007]

"Bon appetite."

[Goodnight]

"It's odd, but when I'm stared at I lose my appetite"

[MajorB]

"His eye is on me."

[elizabeth]

"Benz, the Russian security man!"

[Drax Industries]

"I think he got the point."

[Jeff007]

"And you, Dr Goodhead, your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled."

[Drax Industries]

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

Edited by Drax Industries, 21 April 2010 - 06:06 PM.

[volante]

What could possibly go wrong?

[MajorB]

"Don't ask."

[elizabeth]

"Don't tell."

[Drax Industries]

"Now why don't you wait until you're asked?"

Edited by Drax Industries, 22 April 2010 - 03:54 PM.

[Colombo]

"Don't you know it's customary to grant a condemned man his last request?"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"What is it?"

[MajorB]

"Royal Beluga. North of the Caspian."

[ChrissBond007]

''lt's odd, but when l'm stared at l seem to lose my appetite.''

Edited by ChrissBond007, 22 April 2010 - 08:12 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Close your eyes."

[elizabeth]

"What could possibly go wrong?"

[Forward Look]

Damn mosquitoes!