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[ChrissBond007]

''This is a mission, not a fancy dress ball!''

[elizabeth]

"I give him 00 status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Standard operating procedure--boys with toys."

[MajorB]

"Is that clever?"

[Forward Look]

It's rather hard, isn't it?

[Goodnight]

"I take it Mr Bond has been explaining his big bang theory"

[the other fellow]

"One is never too old to learn from a master..Mr. Kidd."

[MajorB]

"Good. Because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur."

[Forward Look]

You know what they say about the fittest.

[Aris007]

"I never learn to read!"

[Goodnight]

"Cheer up darling, there has to be first time for everyone"

[Colombo]

"You Only Live Twice Mr Bond."

[Aris007]

"You noticed?"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

No, "I don't know any doctor jokes"

[MajorB]

"You're a funny man, Mr. Bond!"

[Forward Look]

But I am a superior woman.

[the other fellow]

"You're a little out of your league..aren't you, sister?"

Edited by the other fellow, 07 April 2010 - 02:32 PM.

[Goodnight]

"Well he's not coming back for you, he just died trying to save his own skin"

[ChrissBond007]

''What a pity.''

[MajorB]

"Desolated, Mr. Bond?"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"So, what's keeping you awake?"

[ChrissBond007]

''Yo mama.''

Edited by ChrissBond007, 07 April 2010 - 09:46 PM.

[The Shark]

"You had her too?"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Look how well your charm works, James..."

[MajorB]

"Well, you can't win them all."

[Janus Assassin]

"We'll fix that."

[Forward Look]

But not this one.

[Colombo]

"Well it seems you've caught me with more than my hands up."

[ChrissBond007]

''Having problems keeping it up, Q?''

[Goodnight]

"It's all in the wrist"