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[Righty007]

I closed The Great James Bond Quote Conversation because a handful of people turned it into a circus by posting random quotes instead of quotes that made a coherent conversation. The objective of this new game is to start fresh and hopefully everybody will follow the rules this time.

Rules

1. Quotes from ALL James Bond films (official and unofficial) are fair game.

2. You must post quotes that add to a COHERENT conversation.

3. Do not post every other time. The game will be shut down if it looks like Person A and Person B are the only people playing.

I'll start:

"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

[DaveBond21]

"I have a slight inferiority complex"

[Double-0-Seven]

"You must be joking."

[hilly]

I never joke about my work

[Double-Oh Agent]

"It could be that you find selling rugs a bore."

[dinovelvet]

I shall have to find something else to do.

[DamnCoffee]

"What about a drink at my place?"

[the other fellow]

"Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure but unfortunately i do have a...business appointment."

[00Twelve]

But James, I need you!

[DamnCoffee]

"Thats the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me!"

[The Dove]

" Er once when I was with M in Tokyo, we had an interesting experience..."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"For a European, Mr. Bond, you are exceptionally cultured!"

[DamnCoffee]

"Yes, I know!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"But, of course you are."

[dinovelvet]

"Yes, I know!"

"But, of course you are."

Not sure that particular exchange makes a lot of sense, so I will add :

"I'm a little confused"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You are just a stupid policeman...whose luck has run out."

[hilly]

and what rank do you hold....?

[DamnCoffee]

"Commander."

[the other fellow]

"Now!...i know you!..You're that secret agent...That English secret agent ...from England!"

[The Dove]

" My mission was compromised.. Moon got a call exposing me!! "

[agentjamesbond007]

"This never happened to the other fella."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Good old Uncle Felix."

[DamnCoffee]

"You wont be needing this. Old Man!"

[the other fellow]

..and i'll thank you not to refer to me...as the Old Man."

[dinovelvet]

I intend to...Kamal Khan.

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Look after Mr. Bond, see that some harm comes to him."

[Scaramanga'74]

"Let me guess. Thumbscrews and hot coals".

[dinovelvet]

You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. Its the simplest thing, to cause a man more pain than he can possibly endure.

[DamnCoffee]

"Hmmm... I doubt that!"

[the other fellow]

"Stay where you are!...Get down on your knees....Put your hands behind your back."