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[agentjamesbond007]

"Grow up, 007"

[DamnCoffee]

"With Pleasure..."

[Aris007]

"We're not a country club 007!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"We use live targets as well."

[DamnCoffee]

"What a wonderfull suprise."

[Aris007]

"Not from where I'm standing!"

[The Dove]

" James!! That motorcycle.." "Has been following us for the last mile!! "

[DamnCoffee]

"So does England!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"God save the Queen."

[Aris007]

"You can stop pretenting!"

[DamnCoffee]

"It's a fake!"

[Aris007]

"I don't think that's your problem Bond!"

[Skudor]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

[DamnCoffee]

"Yes, considerably."

[The Dove]

" You've given me much pleasure, Domino!! But in return, unless you tell me how much Bond knows, I'll be forced to cause you great pain!! "

[the other fellow]

"Bond is dead!...It was in all the newspapers."

[DamnCoffee]

"I never believe what I read in the press anyway!"

[the other fellow]

"It's true!!!"

[agentjamesbond007]

"Oh my god, you killed James Bond"

[dinovelvet]

Alright folks, its intervention time. The conversation has gone off the rails once again. I present the following as evidence :

" James!! That motorcycle.." "Has been following us for the last mile!! "
"So does England!"

EH? England has been following us on a motorcycle for the last mile?

"God save the Queen."
"You can stop pretenting!"
"It's a fake!"

How does this exchange make any sense whatsoever? What is a fake? Who is pretending to do what? And what does it have to do with the Queen?

"Enough of that, go and fetch the brandy!"
"If I knew what it was about, Sir!"

Er...WHAT?

So, let's try and avoid this kind of thing? If you can't think of a suitable quote that makes logical sense, why not leave it to someone else, rather than putting in utter nonsense, or the old standbys like "Yes, considerably", etc. Anyway, we now return to your regularly scheduled quote conversation, with :

"No, he was dead when I found him"

(See how that follows on and at least makes some sort of sense after "Oh my god, you (just) killed James Bond!" ?)

[Double-Oh Agent]

"At least he died on the job, he would have wanted it that way."

[DamnCoffee]

"I wouldn't know!"

[The Dove]

" At least you've been saved the effort of removing him..Col Bouvois passed away in his sleep, so they tell me! "

[the other fellow]

"You should have killed him yourself...You had plenty of opportunity!"

[DamnCoffee]

"But we're teachers on sabatical this fits our cover!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

"When one is a marine biologist, one is never on holiday."

[hilly]

Ooh. Lucky bloody you!!

[DamnCoffee]

"Yes! I concur!"

[the other fellow]

"Mrs Bond"..."Shut..Up."........"And don't eat it all at once."

[The Dove]

" The fried mushroom looks terribly interesting!! "