Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.
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, Mar 10 2008 01:25 AM
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 10:49 PM
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 10:52 PM
"We aim to please!"
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:09 PM
I am an expert pistol marksman, Mr.Bond. Believe me, I could should you from Stuttgart and still obtain ze proper effect, ja?
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:00 AM
But you are SO WRONG!
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:59 AM
"Yes I am."
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:05 AM
"...don't tell me!"
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 08:57 AM
"I had one of those blow up in my face."
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 09:19 AM
"Yeah, with a face like a pig!"
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 03:18 PM
"You noticed"?
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:15 PM
Remind me to do it more often.
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:31 PM
"I would if I knew what it was!"
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:35 PM
All right, keep your hair on.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 01:24 AM
You know, I never much cared for redheads. Terrible temper! But somehow it seems to suit you.
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 03:24 PM
"We aim to please!"
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 08:41 PM
You have five fingers. The trigger is balanced for the pressure of three. That is why you were one inch too low!
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 10:55 PM
That's only because you know what I can do with my little finger.
(In this case, I dunno, fire a gun upside-down?)
(In this case, I dunno, fire a gun upside-down?)
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:09 PM
"Tee-Hee!...On the first wrong answer.....from Miss Solitaire...you will snap the little finger on Mr Bond's right hand."
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:17 PM
"Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?"
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:27 PM
"Well you're the scientist. You tell me!"
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:38 AM
Refreshing to hear there is one subject you're not an expert on!
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:02 PM
" Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007!! "
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:42 PM
"Good Morning Smithers.... how's the arm?"
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 10:17 AM
"Not well"
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:53 PM
“Ow.”
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:59 PM
"I wish you werent in such a weakened condition!"
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:37 PM
"But you are SO WRONG! Because even after I slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people would still welcome me with open arms. Because they need what I know."
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:50 PM
Now listen, you can't do this to me. Stop that. I've got friends in this town.
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 11:58 PM
Then you will not leave this room alive.
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Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:39 AM
Oh, grow up, 007.