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[Jose]

It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six.

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Tell them I only did what I had to do, what I was told to do.

[MajorB]

Governments change--the lies stay the same.

[DamnCoffee]

"Welcome to the party, my dear."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

You didn't say there'd be this much security

[DamnCoffee]

"Did I? As you said... such GOOD sport!"

[dinovelvet]

Polo, cricket, tennis. I play a bit myself!

[Joey Bond]

"According to Villers you're the best player in the service"

[DamnCoffee]

"I'm the best!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

if you're the best they have, they'll more likely try to cover up your embarrasing incompetence

[DamnCoffee]

"Now that wasn't very nice!"

[agentjamesbond007]

"Bring us some wine, red wine"

[BlackFire]

"And that would be for two, sir?"

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Absolutely. There's no sense in going off half-c[censored]d.

[DamnCoffee]

"You amuse me, Mr. Bond!"

[sharpshooter]

"I thought it was the other way around."

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I find the parallel amusing

[Aris007]

Well we wouldn't want that, would we?

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

If they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end

[DamnCoffee]

"He killed him!"

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Oh my God. You've just killed James Bond!!!

[Double-Oh Agent]

"It's all in the wrist."

[DamnCoffee]

"So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

I've bought a book on the subject with me...

[Aris007]

"Who needs to buy!"

[DamnCoffee]

"You took the words, right out of my pocket!"

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

This is now being issued as standard equipment

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

I sincerely hope so!

[DamnCoffee]

"Me too. My african military friends owe you many thanks, Colonal Moon."