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#3751 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 07:38 PM

Tee Hee, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more... VITAL... areas.

Edited by danielcraigisjamesbond007, 11 March 2009 - 07:39 PM.


#3752 Doctor Shatterhand

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 08:09 PM

So speak now or forever hold your piece.

#3753 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

Alright. Alright. There may be a connection between that man Blofeld, and a lawyer, with offices in Berne, Switzerland, named Gumbold.

#3754 DamnCoffee

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:46 PM

"And when has that ever stopped you!?"

#3755 dinovelvet

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:12 PM

Frequently!

#3756 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:31 PM

You dissapoint me!

#3757 Jose

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:58 PM

Piss off!

#3758 MajorB

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 12:16 AM

Hiss off!

#3759 dinovelvet

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 01:48 AM

You're not a sportsman, Mr. Bond. Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?

#3760 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 02:10 AM

As you said, such good sport.

#3761 Airrider

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 02:40 PM

Haha! You amuse me, Mr. Bond.

#3762 DamnCoffee

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 03:56 PM

"I thought watching your TV Shows was torture enough."

#3763 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 04:37 PM

You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.

#3764 Mercator

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 04:45 PM

Is thet who him was - tell he's fired!

#3765 QOS007

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:20 PM

"that won't be necessary"

#3766 Airrider

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:22 PM

"DO YOU THINK I'M 'ZHUTPID?!' "

#3767 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:37 PM

It could be that you find selling rugs a bore.

#3768 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:45 PM

So you want me to be half monk, half hitman?

#3769 MajorB

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 05:57 PM

Don't bother me with details, Bert, just get me the diamonds!

#3770 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:00 PM

Now now now Mr Bond, you must learn to be absolutely calm before we except you back into polite society

#3771 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:02 PM

Yes. Considerably.

#3772 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:28 PM

"It's what keeps me alive."

#3773 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:35 PM

Not married by any chance are you?

#3774 MajorB

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 10:53 PM

I've a bachelor's taste for freedom.

#3775 DamnCoffee

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:01 PM

"I prefer the '62, myself."

#3776 BlackFire

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 02:50 AM

"Because of the biter aftertaste?"

#3777 MajorB

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 04:37 PM

"Tastes like...like strawberries."

#3778 DamnCoffee

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 04:52 PM

"Fields, when is the next flight to London?"

#3779 sthgilyadgnivileht

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 06:29 PM

They'll be watching you. There's a plane for Miami in an hour.

#3780 The Dove

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 06:54 PM

" Tell her to call security at Miami airport because I think a bomb is about to go off..and you do it NOW!! "