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[darkpath]

Isn't it amazing how we can appear intimidating and yet could not beat a wet noodle or required toothpicks to keep our eyes open....?

No doubt, a joint SIS/CIA close quarter combat school, akin to the Chinese drunken boxing.

[Bryce (003)]

Well, the trip wasn't all work. As we would not "dare" to send Double-O's into the field without making sure adequate hydration was available and of a certain standard.

Agent Leiter and myself had taken it as our personal responsibility to make sure every bar/pub/lounge/restaurant would meet the needs of the seasoned operatives attending.

2:00am - Oculus Bar - Venetian

Felix: "What the Hell kind of Limey spies are your bunch?" *downs Jack and Coke*

Bryce: *finishing Macallan 18* "Well we're not the kind that waits for happy hour or well drinks. That's Home Land Security crap! We order from the top shelf dammit."

Felix: *nods* "Bartender, another round."

[PahBell]

Felix: "What the Hell kind of Limey spies are your bunch?" *downs Jack and Coke*

And, Professor Dent, don't try to tell me the Mojito's are to cure your scurvy!!!

[jaguar007]

Felix: "What the Hell kind of Limey spies are your bunch?" *downs Jack and Coke*

And, Professor Dent, don't try to tell me the Mojito's are to cure your scurvy!!!

No. That's what Screwdrivers are for!

[Bryce (003)]

No. That's what Screwdrivers are for!

Now there's a man who's drinking...er...Thinking.

Something like that.

[PahBell]

No. That's what Screwdrivers are for!

Damn MI6.... Leave it to them to drink RED!!!!! (Republican Oranges/Russian Vodka)

[Professor Dent]

Felix: "What the Hell kind of Limey spies are your bunch?" *downs Jack and Coke*

And, Professor Dent, don't try to tell me the Mojito's are to cure your scurvy!!!

Unfortunately, they aren't very effective in curing scurvy but I have used them for other medicinal purposes.

[darkpath]

I find a fine Merlot to provide a splendid supply of antioxidants and other proper medicinal values. Jaguar, what would you suggest?

[jaguar007]

I find a fine Merlot to provide a splendid supply of antioxidants and other proper medicinal values. Jaguar, what would you suggest?

Chateau Petris sure makes a fine Merlot . Of course if you don't feel like dropping a coupley grand on a bottle, most basic Pomerol and st emilion from 2005 are consistently good. If you are looking for new world, Duckhorn from Napa or Northstar from Walla Walla are usually pretty solid.

[darkpath]

I find a fine Merlot to provide a splendid supply of antioxidants and other proper medicinal values. Jaguar, what would you suggest?

Chateau Petris sure makes a fine Merlot . Of course if you don't feel like dropping a coupley grand on a bottle, most basic Pomerol and st emilion from 2005 are consistently good. If you are looking for new world, Duckhorn from Napa or Northstar from Walla Walla are usually pretty solid.

Thank you for the recommendations! I sense a shopping trip coming on!

[Double-0-7]

*raises pint back*

Cheers NS. It would be great to see you again.

We were dead on our feet, but here's our Friday morning.

Does anyone think we look like trouble?

Hmmm, looks like a shot from America's Most Wanted!

[PahBell]

Hmmm, looks like a shot from America's Most Wanted!

"Yeah, "Americas Most Wanted Super Bad MI6/CIA Joint Task Force"!!!!", says Felix, casually cleaning a Desert Eagle and glancing at Double-0-7.......

[PahBell]

Ok... so..... We are nearing the completion of a schedule, hotel codes, alibis, the "maintenance" log, and wiping any trace of Darkpath and a certain potted plant for this years DTBB. The logo is grand, the ladies will love us, and all of you agents will learn a few tricks along the way. (None of it pertaining to roller coasters!)

Again, we are just ironing out the last few kinks and making sure every agent has the best time possible. Registration will open very soon!

Felix

[Bryce (003)]

What he said.

From London with love...and soon some "Malice",

- 003

P.S. Felix, Dr. Warmflash & Miss Bellucci - I'll have final details for you soon and contact info at the "V".

No...Really.

*looks at watch*

Only after 1pm....

That's well after 5pm in LA. Time for a scotch.

Felix - Your "boys" did me well at Heathrow. Didn't even wave the flag at my rocket launcher.

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[Joyce Carrington]

*looks at Bryce's photo*

Nope, sorry. I still like shirtless Daniel Craig better.

[just another 00]

eeeewwww.

[PahBell]

*looks at Bryce's photo*

Nope, sorry. I still like shirtless Daniel Craig better.

Geesh! I don't lean that way, but..... yeah..... or, are you wearing a sweater?

[Bryce (003)]

No, sadly.

As Lava Sterling once commented: "What's with 'Lee press-on' chest hair?"

Hey, I'm a furry Scotsman.

Joyce - You and the rest of the earth's female population.

Meeting the Admiral for pints before dinner tonight in the "Bond Room" at Planet Hollywood.

What could possibly go...

Never mind.

[darkpath]

Hey, I'm a furry Scotsman.

Be grateful the Admiral isn't loaning you to Tiger to blend in with the locals in a Japanese fishing village.

Hopefully, the Admiral will have a good assignment for you, and we can look forward to some "gratuitous sex and violence".

Either way, best wishes on your mission. Looking forward to catching up and talking shop at this year's recertification.

[PahBell]

Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by for a major announcement later today regarding Dare To Be Bond III "He Who Dares Wins."

No.... really!

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Sounds like fun! Keep us posted!

[jaguar007]

I'm standing by....
I'M STANDING BY....
I'M STANDING BY ALREADY!!!!

[PahBell]

"Why is he always saying "Standby"? Can't he say "Sit by" once in awhile?", Quote from Dean Martin, "Forever Cool"

[ACE]

JOHN BRYCE
IS
BACK!

The Devil may care, but Bryce, he dares!
Only Bryce would do what he does and nobody does it like Bryce!

From the rooms of its finest hotels to the boudoirs of its femmes fatales
From the quality of its roasted ribs to the distinctive style of his favoured tailors
London plays host once again to Bryce, John Bryce - 003.

First Lava Sterling.
Now, Malice West - and all points inbetween!

Where all other spies fear to tread, Bryce busts through!
Where all other spies will not go, Bryce gets in!
Where all other spies leave it alone, Bryce is fearless!

Bryce. Only Bryce!

"Yes, Mr President. Of course, Mr President. Right away, Mr President. His whereabouts? A moment, Mr President...Carrington, where the hell is Bryce?....Mr. President, he's in London. London, sir? That's in England. You, know that place near Europe. Europe, sir? Er, that place near Russia? Above Africa. Africa, sir? Er, yes, back to England. Yes, they do speak it. Yes, sir, in the funny accents. No, sir, I think you'll find we got it from them. Yes, sir, incredible, I know...ah, ah, ah. Hmmm. Yes, I will repeat it. Verbatim - ah, yes - that means word for word, Mr President. 'You don't care whether you gotta wake that Limey queen up right now but you want Bryce back on the ranch soon as.' Of course, Mr President. Right away sir. Thank you, sir."

HE DARES.
WE DON'T.

[PahBell]

"Yes, Mr President. Of course, Mr President. Right away, Mr President. His whereabouts? A moment, Mr President...Carrington, where the hell is Bryce?....Mr. President, he's in London....ah, ah, ah. Hmmm. Yes, I will repeat it. Verbatim - ah, yes - that means word for word, Mr President. 'You don't care whether you gotta wake that Limey queen up right now but you want Bryce back on the ranch soon as.' Of course, Mr President. Right away sir. Thank you, sir."

Ok.... Now the Director has called me into his office regarding some matter with an Agent 003 and 009, also about someone discussing MI6/CIA connections to members of the Bush family.... *Straps on titanium butt plate*

What have you folks done to me this time?

Soon to be a little butt-less,

Felix

[Joyce Carrington]

Jeez.... I'm very sorry for blowing up that Renault so loudly... it's just, you know, why do goons often have such bad taste in cars?

Oh, and as for 003... I had nothing to do with that. I don't even know what 'that' is. That's how little I had to do with it. I only handed him the rocket launcher. That's how far my involvement went in that incident, which again, I know nothing about.

[PahBell]

Jeez.... I'm very sorry for blowing up that Renault so loudly... it's just, you know, why do goons often have such bad taste in cars?

Oh, and as for 003... I had nothing to do with that. I don't even know what 'that' is. That's how little I had to do with it. I only handed him the rocket launcher. That's how far my involvement went in that incident, which again, I know nothing about.

Madam, I seem to recall a small "009" inscribed on a postal box next to "that" so....

As to the Renault, bad guys and french autos go together like elephants and peanuts, and my GPS locator has you nowhere near that scene...

[Joyce Carrington]

...my GPS locator has you nowhere near that scene...

God, I'm good.

[PahBell]

By the way...

-Click It-

One step closer!!!

[Joyce Carrington]

Hooray for the website, but...

He Who Dares Wins?

'He'?