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#451 Carolinabond007

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Posted 19 November 2007 - 06:03 PM

I'd be OK with Nobody Lives Forever.

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Posted 19 November 2007 - 09:50 PM

Nobody Lives Forever sounds like a Bond movie that is for sure. But being used as an actual title is very unlikely.

#453 Blonde Bond

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Posted 19 November 2007 - 10:57 PM

Sounds too similar to No One Lives Forever (a Groovy Spy - actioner, set in the swinging 60's)

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Posted 19 November 2007 - 11:16 PM

I won a copy that game in a competition. Couldn't be bothered to play it.

Anyway, Nobody Lives Forever is probably the best Gardner title (and book). But it seems very unlikely that they'd ever use it as an official Bond film title.

#455 Blonde Bond

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Posted 19 November 2007 - 11:44 PM

I won a copy that game in a competition. Couldn't be bothered to play it.


You should have given it a try. I remember it being a great and hilarious game, with much of those bondian elements (yes, Austin Powers too)

#456 Judo chop

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 07:59 PM

Nobody Lives Forever, huh?

Um

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 08:12 PM

Out of Algeria

??

The New Tailor of Panama

???

Look, I never said I could write one! Only that I reserve the right to veto.

#458 Skudor

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 09:39 PM

The Death of a Lady


The Golden Necklace


Drown Another Girl


The Man Who Loved My Ex


The Bond Supremacy/Ultimatum/Identity


The Panama Conspiracy

#459 Royal Dalton

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 09:52 PM

The Ex-Factor

#460 Skudor

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 09:53 PM

Agent of Vengeance

#461 Royal Dalton

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 10:26 PM

I thought about 'Vengeance is Fine' as a title. Dunno, though.

#462 RazorBlade

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 10:49 PM

Comedy titles

SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
BOND FOREVER
BLONDIE BOND

Actual title I would submit

PANAMA ON MY MIND

Okay maybe not.

Reading all the bad titles is like listening to Ed Wood dialogue, it ruins me for creativity. I know, I'll steal one from Clive Barker

HELL'S EVENT

#463 americanbond

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 11:03 PM

Last Train to Nashville

#464 stamper

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 07:52 AM

Strike Out

#465 DaveBond21

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:19 AM

Nobody Lives Forever sounds OK to me.

As does Risico.

Never Dream of Dying is good too, as is SeaFire.

#466 Qwerty

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:20 AM

Last Train to Nashville


Hmm?

#467 DaveBond21

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:33 AM

Last Train to Nashville


Hmm?


LOL....with the Monkees doing the theme tune, jiggling Last Train to Clarksville.

#468 Qwerty

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:38 AM

No thanks.

#469 Righty007

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:40 AM

I love the Monkees' "Last Train to Clarksville."

#470 DaveBond21

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:39 AM

I love the Monkees' "Last Train to Clarksville."


I love monkeys.

Maybe Bond 22 can be called "The Monkeys are not Enough".

#471 Claret

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 08:29 PM

How about

VENGEANCE IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND
or
LEAVE NO TRACE
or
THE COLDNESS IN OUR/YOUR VEINS
or
DAYLIE
...

Cheers,
Nico

#472 Garth007

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 09:17 PM

I wounder if one of us actually guessed the name of the movie. hmmm...i like Love Knot as a title

#473 Blonde Bond

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 09:34 PM

Acts of Vengeance
or
Living and the Dead
or
Untangled Lies

(I dreamed up a really good title two nights ago, but I forgot it when I woke up in the morning)

#474 Simon

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 01:15 PM

When the following Bond film is due, can we just rename this thread;

"The Bond 23 title should be..."

Save us having to do it all over again.

#475 DaveBond21

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 01:02 AM

Acts of Vengeance
or
Living and the Dead
or
Untangled Lies

(I dreamed up a really good title two nights ago, but I forgot it when I woke up in the morning)


Untangled Lies is pretty good.

#476 stamper

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 08:00 AM

Shaken & Stirred

Property of a Lady

Live and let die

Another day to die

The world is not enough to die

Yesterday always dies

Tomorrow is another day (to die)

Die, Die, Die My Darling

Day of the living Dead (who died)

Hot Fuzz 3

Sharks in the pool

From Vesper with Love

A whisper of love

Casino Royale 2

Bond, James Bond

James Bond

I must have gone off the track somewhere (no that's not a would be title)

#477 Skudor

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Posted 27 November 2007 - 11:14 AM

The man with the golden death

Gold Dies Another Day Forever

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:52 PM

It should be

Dr MonkeyFinger



Dr MonkeyFinger, the man with the monkey finger!!!!
A monkey finger!
Such a cold finger! Beckons the bananas to him
He eats them all day. All day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#479 Skudor

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 10:00 PM

The Golden Man Who Only Lived Once

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 10:04 PM

I even have bits of a script together for Dr MonkeyFinger.


007:- Your plan is never going to work, Monkeyfinger. You're nuts! Monkey nuts!

Dr Monkeyfinger:- Mr Bond, so nice to see you. Would you care for a banana before I
put you into my incredibly intricate series of torture devices that would eventually kill you if your watch couldn't easily help you escape from the rope that binds your wrists?