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[Milovy]

Whitaker in TLD, to Bond: "You've had your eight, now I'll have my eighty."

(which was a nice shout-out to the famous old line "You've had your six")

[draxingtonstanley]

From DAF;
Gangster:"I got a brother"
Bond:"Small world"

[Milovy]

Bond in MR, on Q's poison-tipped darts: "They must get these into the stores for Christmas."

[Brix Bond]

CR:

"I'm Mr. Arlington Beach, professional gambler and you're Miss Stephanie Broadchest..."
"Oh no I'm not!"

YOLT:

"Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest."
"Really..." [Perfectly delivered]

[Major Tallon]

There's a classic from Thunderball:

Fiona (in the bath): Would you mind giving me something to put on?

Bond hands her her shoes.

[Milovy]

TLD: The way that Bond rolls his eyes and mutters to himself when Kara can't figure out how to drive into the back of the plane. No dialogue but that bit always is amusing.

[DaveBond21]

"I'm happiest... in da saddle! Ah-hahaha."

There was quite a bit of sexual innuendo in AVTAK.

Doesn't Bond also say that he was a "little restless but I managed to get off eventually".

[mrsbonds_ppk]

"I'm happiest... in da saddle! Ah-hahaha."

There was quite a bit of sexual innuendo in AVTAK.

Doesn't Bond also say that he was a "little restless but I managed to get off eventually".

Yep.

Also I like in Octopussy after Bond escapes from PKK and his men and jumps in the water into the tourists boat the lady says something like:

"Are you with our tour mister?"
Bond: "No miss I'm with the economy tour." hahahahaha the way he says it is so funny.

Edited by mrsbonds_ppk, 21 May 2007 - 03:58 AM.

[DaveBond21]

"I've got an itch......down there"



From Casino Royale.

[Vauxhall]

That entire scene is brilliant. So painful, yet humorous!

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Well, you needn't worry; the second is--"

BANG!!!

"Yeeesss... (click) ...considerably."


You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.

[Rene Mathis]

I quite like the 'ever get the feeling someone doesnt like you line' from TSWLM
I agree with DAF, despite being a pretty average film, the dialogue is wonderful, very witty.

[Jim]

Another one of my favorites is during Brosnan's first outing with Q, where he picks up Q's sandwich with curiousity, wondering what kind of top secret device it could be and Q retorts:

"Don't touch that! That's my lunch."

By the way, my wife and I are watching through all the Bond films, and I'm making note of all of the funny parts in Bond. I'll post a full list here when I'm finished.

Regards

Wint and Kidd are hilarious; I hope she enjoys them.

[00Twelve]

There's already a thread for this, called "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to laugh!" in General Bond Film Discussion. Would there be a possibility of a merge on the horizon?

[Judo chop]

A couple of the less obvious funniest moments for me in Casino Royale:

Vesper

[plankattack]

Not to be to politically incorrect (then again, OP is an equal opportunity slanderer...) but,

"That should keep you in curry for awhile."

[DaveBond21]

I actually like "Saved by the bell" in DAD....

[coco1997]

MAGDA: "He suggests the trade: the egg for your life."
BOND: "Well, I'd heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a bit high?"

Gets me every time!

[DaveBond21]

I'm not a big Sheriff Pepper fan but I always like this exchange in LALD:-



Cop 1 - That look like a boat stuck in the Sheriff's car there, Eddie?
Cop 2 - Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new car-boats.

Pepper - By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass!

[Qwerty]

Would there be a possibility of a merge on the horizon?

Yep.

[Daddy Bond]

Another one of my favorites is during Brosnan's first outing with Q, where he picks up Q's sandwich with curiousity, wondering what kind of top secret device it could be and Q retorts:

"Don't touch that! That's my lunch."

By the way, my wife and I are watching through all the Bond films, and I'm making note of all of the funny parts in Bond. I'll post a full list here when I'm finished.

Regards

I'm actually doing this, but my Bond watching has been a bit slow in the past few months. Maybe I'll finish this at some point.

[Licence_007]

I've got two from TND. First would be Carver's karate moves, and secondly I would say when they are in the hideout with all the weapons, and Bond leans his hand against the dragon when he's in mid-conversations and lets out a sorta strangled scream thing.

[007Bond]

Sometimes some of the jokes in Bond are pretty tired - but sometimes they're downright funny - at least enough to crack a smile.
What do you think is the funniest Bond moment?

TWINE : Introducing "R" with the coat.

[DamnCoffee]

I was watching Tomorrow Never Dies the other night, and I couldn't help but laugh at the scene in the printing works , when Bond runs up the stairs and so slyly, pushes the $300.000.000 Satellite over, its absoloutly fantastic, it doesn't even look planned or anything, its just like a spur of the moment thing probably because Bond overheard how much it was worth.

[Double-0-Seven]

I actually like "Saved by the bell" in DAD....

Same here. One of the few (if any other) good one-liners in the film.

[DamnCoffee]

I actually like "Saved by the bell" in DAD....

Same here. One of the few (if any other) good one-liners in the film.

I have no problem at all with the line its just the way Brosnan delievers it. Actually Yeah, I do have a problem with the line, everytime I hear him say it, I am reminded of that crappy kids show (Saved by the Bell) on Nickelodeon.

But what I do like is the line from Tomorrow Never Dies....
"The Keys.... someone always forgets them...Whats happening....What are you doing.... I'm driving..... get off.... GET OFF!!!.... Get on the back!"



A brillaint line, which was improvised by Brosnan himself, The Director apparently told both Pierce and Yeoh to not let eachother on the bike, It paid of in the end.

[DaveBond21]

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[DamnCoffee]

Another Scene from Tomorrow Never Dies

"Oh heaven knows, I've been lost at sea...... Adrift!"



Carvers face is a picture.

[Double-0-Seven]

Another Scene from Tomorrow Never Dies

"Oh heaven knows, I've been lost at sea...... Adrift!"



Carvers face is a picture.

Mharkin I take it you've been watching Tomorrow Never Dies recently? A lot of your comments lately seem to be about the humour in it.

[DamnCoffee]

Its a Fun Movie

Another one...
"I rather Liked the last one...... IT ISN'T EVEN MINE!"