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[DamnCoffee]

lol, I always thought what would happen if Vesper took offence to Bond 'cleaning' her in the shower:

Bond: Does that help
Vesper: NO!! you sick bastard, GET OUT!!

[DanMan]

BTW, what does Bond say when he's by the bar in the Ocean Club after seeing the guy whose car he crashed?

[capungo]

You know, for all it's mediocrity(in my opinion anyways) A View to a Kill was a hilarious Bond movie. My top 3 fav moments from it.

3. A blimp sneaks up on Stacy. A BLIMP!! Even if it was running on silent or something, wouldn't she be able to see the gigantic shadow coming over her.
2. Right before the Blimp explodes, when Scarpine and Mortner are fumbling with the stereotypical cartoon bundle of TNT, Mortner just starts going, "NENENENENENENE!!!" for no reason. Imagine my horror when this character defining bit of dialogue was actually cut out one time while watching it on TV. I still never understood why they cut that out, unless it's some sort of profanity in German that I'm not quite getting, though I doubt it. Happily, it's back in the UE DVD, so "NENENENENE!!!" never dies.

And now for #1

1. "More! More POWAH!" 'nuff said

Edited by capungo, 02 December 2006 - 06:58 AM.

[DaveBond21]

Russian singer - "Because after all...he's JUST a man!"

and of course, it's British actress, Minnie Driver, doing the "singing"...



Moonraker - Drax on the phone about getting a new henchman. "Oh well, if you can get him...."...LOL, I always wonder who he is calling. Henchmen R Us??

TB - Q enters, "Oh no".


LALD - Bond's coffee machine - M - "Is that all it does?"

GF - M - "You were supposed to observe Mr Goldfinger, not borrow his girlfriend".

[Trey]

FRWL:

On the tape-
Tatania: Oh James, when we get back to England, will you make love to me?

Bond: Day and night, now tell me about the LEKTOR.

[SecretAgent007]

ATAK- "Sir Godfrey, on a mission I am expected to sacrifice myself."
Thunderball- "Would you mind giving me something to put on?"
Thunderball- "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out....she's just dead."
Thunderball- "I think he got the point."
TSWLM- "keeping the British end up, Sir."
TSWLM- "What a helpful chap."
TSWLM- "Egyptian builders."
TSWLM- "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into it's treasures."
LALD- anything that J.W. Pepper says. favorite Pepper line: "What are you...some kind of doomsday machine..boy?!"
Octopussy- "Octopussy, Octopussy, Octopussy"
Octopussy- Bond zooming camera on girl in Q lab
Octopussy- Q "it runs on hot air" Bond "oh, then you can"
LTK- "Bull-"
CR- after Bond is revived in DBS: Bond "You OK?" Vesper "Me?"

Edited by SecretAgent007, 16 December 2006 - 08:26 PM.

[DamnCoffee]

The timings on OHMSS, eg. When Draco counts down from 5 to the bombing of Piz gloria, theres easily another 10 - 15 seconds added to allow time for Bond and Blofeld to escape, it would be much better intercut imo.

[moorebond82]

He always did have an inflated opinion of himself.-LALD

I think he got the point-TB

Edited by moorebond82, 16 December 2006 - 09:02 PM.

[Vauxhall]

BTW, what does Bond say when he's by the bar in the Ocean Club after seeing the guy whose car he crashed?

"Guten abend" (accompanied by suitable smirk)

[DamnCoffee]

DAF reference

[Scottlee]

Moonraker - Drax on the phone about getting a new henchman. "Oh well, if you can get him...."...LOL, I always wonder who he is calling. Henchmen R Us??

LOL!

It's as if he regular checks a league table in the papers of which assassins are currently making the most kills, and Jaws is near the top.

[DaveBond21]

Moonraker - Drax on the phone about getting a new henchman. "Oh well, if you can get him...."...LOL, I always wonder who he is calling. Henchmen R Us??


LOL!

It's as if he regular checks a league table in the papers of which assassins are currently making the most kills, and Jaws is near the top.

LOL. Yeah. I like the idea of a henchman league table.

[Keir]

SWLM- The moment when they manage to finally escape from Jaws's clutches and drive off in what's left of the car. They're 100 yards away and Jaws picks up a rock impotently only to drop it (unseen) on his feet. This was before the character became a joke, mind.

[00Twelve]

I definitely crack up for some reason at Connery's latter gunbarrel, and his nearly tipping off-balance as he freezes...

[erniecureo]

Thunderball, skeet shooting:

007: "Looks terribly difficult...(BANG!)...no it isn't is it?"

The look on Largo's face kills me.

[Odd Job]

Thunderball - At the Kiss Kiss Club

Bond: "You'll have to excuse my friend, she's just dead."

Always cracks me up that line.

Regards

Odd Job

[Double-0-7]

In [TWINE}: Why can't you just knock like a normal person?

[00Twelve]

Oh, wait, what an obvious one..."Poooossy." LOL. I wonder if Hamilton directed him to pronounce it that way in hopes that some dim-witted moviegoer in the world wouldn't be able to discern the connection with anatomical slang...because it certainly doesn't fit with any Scottish dialect I've heard before...

[DamnCoffee]

I love Zorins delivery of "Have you been interested in therobreds long?"

[bill007]

I love Zorins delivery of "Have you been interested in therobreds long?"

Ever since I saw Christopher Walken on SNL, I have never been able to see him act without chuckling. The Deerhunter, excluded, of course.

[ChronoBreak]

"I'm happiest... in da saddle! Ah-hahaha."

Something about Walken's wierd delivery just gets me every time.

[Joyce Carrington]

Just cracked up many times reading this thread. Thanks for reminding me of all those great moments.

For the record, I HATE the "When one's in Egypt..." line. It just makes me want to throw something at Bond's head, not laugh.

Some of my favourites:

TWINE: "The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this."

TND: "Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time." (Roebuck's face is priceless after that)

OP: "Well, my backhand's improved."

[Hergersheimer]

"I'm happiest... in da saddle! Ah-hahaha."

Something about Walken's wierd delivery just gets me every time.

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[DamnCoffee]

Ever since I saw Christopher Walken on SNL, I have never been able to see him act without chuckling.

Speaking of Walken chuckling i always loved it when he started to laugh everytime a piece of info about Bond appeared on his computer screen.

[LadySylvia]

Some fab moments from good 'ole J.W. Pepper:


"Did you evah thought of gettin a driver's license, boy?"

"What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

"A SECRET AGENT??? On WHOOOSE side?"



And from OHMSS:

[Ruby writes her room number on Bond's thigh, using her lipstick. Bond groans slightly]
Irma Bunt: "Is there something the matter, Sir Hilary?"

Bond: "Just a slight stiffness coming on . . . in the shoulder."

From CASINO ROYALE:


Vesper Lynd: I'll keep my eyes on our government's money and off your perfectly formed .
James Bond: You noticed.
Vesper Lynd: Even accountants have imagination.




Vesper Lynd: You love me?
James Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.


Vesper Lynd: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
James Bond: If you had just been born wouldn't you be naked?


Felix Leiter: You're not buying in?
James Bond: No.
Felix Leiter: Listen, I'm bleeding chips. I'm not going to last much longer. You have a better chance. I'll stake you. I'm saying I'll give you the money to keep going. Just one thing- you pull it off, the CIA brings him in.
James Bond: And what about the winnings?
Felix Leiter: Does it look like we need the money?


"Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!"


James Bond: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
James Bond: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
Bartender: Yes, sir.
Tomelli: You know, I'll have one of those.
Infante: So will I.
Bartender: Certainly.
Felix Leiter: My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit.
Le Chiffre: [annoyed] That's it? Hm? Anyone want to play poker now?
Felix Leiter: Someone's in a hurry.

Edited by LadySylvia, 07 March 2007 - 08:31 PM.

[Agent 0015]

I watched Dr. No last night, I literally bursted into laughter when he said, "One million dollars". I couldn't thinking help of Dr. Evil, so I stopped.

[Professor Pi]

DAF - "Right idea, Mr. Bond." "But wrong pussy."

LALD - "Secret agent?! On whose side?"

LALD - "Absolutely, no point in going off half-cocked."

TWINE - "Is nothing in here straight?" Zukovsky says straightening a sign on the door, which he opens to find Denise Richards.

OHMSS - "She likes you. I can see it." "You must tell me the name of your oculist."

OHMSS - "He had lots of guts."

TB - "It looks like a woman's gun." "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?" "No. I know a little about women."

CR - "I had no idea (M) stood for ... " "Utter one more word and I'll have you killed.".

MR - "Not being British I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow."

OP - "Go out, and get him!" "Out there!"

NSNA - "You're all wet." "Yes, but my martini's still dry."

TMWTGG - "You're quite right. An inch too low!"

DAD - "Say goodbye to him for us."

TND - "Will you be needing insurance for your beautiful new car? ... Damage waiver? ... Property destruction? ... "

GE - "You first. You ... second."

TB - "Somebody probably lost a dog."

TSWLM - "He's on our records as a professional assassin." Jaws smiles to himself.

[Shaun Forever]

Doctor Karl Motner at your service............ HIYA DOC!

Edited by Shaun Forever, 12 March 2007 - 05:27 PM.

[Diego]

FRWL: One of the most funny sequences in the series is when M is listening at his office with some officers the tape between Bond and Tania talking about adventures between Bond and M in Japan or China I believe.

The faces of Q, the Minister of Defense and the replacement of M in FYEO when they are listening the conversation between the parrot and the PM is the biggest. And then when the minister says: "Idiot! Talk to him"

[mrsbonds_ppk]

In Thunderball after Bond discovers the dead body of the French pilot called Derval and then walks outside pulls the alarm and everyone comes out their rooms and the girl says to him:

"What is it?"

Bond: "I don't know. Could it be the front doorbell?" LOL

That one always gets me.

Edited by mrsbonds_ppk, 20 May 2007 - 04:50 AM.