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#121 tonymascia1

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:01 AM


well yea there's a LOT more to Bond.
for example.. have you guys learnt how to make a woman SWOON from Bond??? Yes! because Bond makes us SWOON! :)


Hmmm... I must be doing something wrong here. I've been trying to imitate Bond in all my activities and somehow I've been doing quite the opposite of making them swoon. Here are a few examples:

1. At a gathering of the Feminist's Society the other day, I slapped a woman's bottom while walking past and uttered the lines, "man talk!"

2. Then, I accompanied a friend to one of her therapy sessions. She had trouble sharing. I said "Here. Let me help you get something off your chest."

3. At a visit to the dentist, a lovely new female had just joined. I thought I'd do my Bond impression when she took out her dental instruments. I said "wait till you get to my teeth!".

4. With a former girlfriend, after a night of passion, I tried to say something distinctly Bondian when she wanted me to speak tenderly to her. I said "My dear, you don't think it gave me any pleasure do you? What I did, I did for Queen and country."

5. On another occasion with this same ex-girlfriend, I was helping her colour her hair. She asked that I read out the instructions on the packet. I said "You expect me to talk?" to which she replied "No, I expect you to dye."

6. One day my ex and I went swimming. I decided to compiment her. I said "You swim like a man!"

7. The last straw with this ex-girlfriend was after a stunning concert in which she was the lead Cellist. Afterwards, when she asked me how she sounded, I replied "Why didn't you learn to play the violin?"

So... like I said, for some reason my attempts at being like Bond to the females seems to have failed. No swooning from them whatsoever ! I can't imagine why! :) :)

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I don't understand why it didn't work, either... :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:13 AM



Hmmm... I must be doing something wrong here. I've been trying to imitate Bond in all my activities and somehow I've been doing quite the opposite of making them swoon. Here are a few examples:

1. At a gathering of the Feminist's Society the other day, I slapped a woman's bottom while walking past and uttered the lines, "man talk!"

5. On another occasion with this same ex-girlfriend, I was helping her colour her hair. She asked that I read out the instructions on the packet. I said "You expect me to talk?" to which she replied "No, I expect you to dye."

So... like I said, for some reason my attempts at being like Bond to the females seems to have failed. No swooning from them whatsoever ! I can't imagine why!  :)  :)



I don't understand why it didn't work, either... :)

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Neither do I, Tony -- because Numbers 1 and 5 were a scream!

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:20 AM

Timothy, aaah timothy. He, too made me swoon. Just a little bit less than Pierce (so Wendy and Kara, I will leave Timothy to you ladies!
As for Mr Sean "the original Bond" Connery.. well he is Bond...and was just too sexy to handle when he started the part... but he just has that little bit of, how can I say.. roughness, going on about him that makes me put him at a lower position.


Kara and I thank you for your generosity, Ale, Carissima, since, of course, I never go anywhere without Timothy! :)

But I still cannot agree with Sir Sean being anywhere but at the top of anyone's favourite list, even if he is there in a tie postition with someone else.

I'm telling you all, that man simply radiated masculinity, sex appeal, and IT.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:35 AM

hello everyone!
now.. you may wonder (If you can calculate time difference, which I'm sure you can), what on earth I am doing here at this time (2:15 a.m.).
now.. thing is, I came home AN HOUR AGO.. haven't had dinner, and just spent the time talking to... POLICE.
yes, because a true Bond girl isn't a true Bond girl if she doesn't have the LIFE of a Bond girl! :)
Now, I get off the train at 8:20 p.m. from work (which is bad enough, but ok..), chatting with my friend Elena.
We get into my car so i can take her home.. while I'm stopped in line at the traffic lights (since there's red), a car with some Indian-Pakistan guys is trying to park. closer, closer, closer...DAMMIT NOT ON MY CAR YOU MUST PARK!!!! :) :)
I lose my bond girl class and furiously get out of the car, after they've clearly hit me and damaged the car. They don't seem too interested in understanding what they did.. Hell, speaking Italian at a loud voice , especially while wearing high Sergio Rossi heels and killing them just with the eye, always works!!! lol :) *now THIS is the real Bond girl deal. A bit of Pam Bouvier please! lol :)
Meantime, while I walk away from my car parked elsewhere to have the guys sign the insurance papers, I lock the doors of the car.. My brand new Prada bag is still in there, since I think "no way, bad area, if I put it on, someone may try and steal it".
well GOOD THOUGHT MAGIC WAND!
Elena and I finish getting them to sign the papers, get back to the car.. I turn to take......MY BAG?!??!! where is my bag????
uh-oh... in those four steps I made before locking the car someone took out my bag!!! Now don't I wish they !!+*"?@@!!!
at that point, it was just plain laughter, (thinkin about Bond teasing me because "locks always work honey. if only you activated them fast enough, and I wasn't the thief!!) the situation had gotten beyond ridiculous.
And now.. the film changes.. and I get to meet with.. STARSKY AND HUTCH! the policemen of the train station, who (and I'm not exaggerating) literally drop their jaws hearing the story (they wanted to laugh, I just know.. but didn't), set themselves on a hunt and tell me "go home, we have a document, you can take care of it tomorrow, we'll just go out and have a quick walk around.. to check.."
Half an hour later, my home phone (I'm not at home, am still driving, but my mom is there) rings: "hello Mrs Bacchetta? Is Alessandra there?" "no, some bad guys stole her bag and she's still coming home!" "well madam, we've just recovered her bag".
Unaware of this all, since my cell phone was in my stolen BRAND NEW WONDERFUL bag, I arrive home swearing like a drunken sailor (bit of Xenia here??) and laughing at the same time, only to have mom meet me at the gate and say "well.. they've found your bag"
I call the guys and just plain say "you guys are just BETTER than Starsky and Hutch!!"
So, like a true Bond girl with business to do, skip dinner, go back, (of course money and all credit cards as well cell phone are gone from bag) write an account of what happened, promise the policeman two Juventus Vs AC Milan tickets to thank him for the job, drive back, take shower.. and get to the computer to send the boss a message since tomorrow I'll be dealing with police, bank and car insurance just to mention a few!!!
now... I bet none of you had such a wonderfully exciting (NOT) night.
Should I sell this to Eon to use as a script on a reason why some Bond jinx turned into what she is?? Maybe Xenia... lol :)
so forgive me if I "deviated" from the topic, and if I don't answer to all those wonderful comments right away.. but I need to CHILL OUT AND GET SOME SLEEP! :) (and possibly have Pierce waiting for me in the Jacuzzi.. but that I may have some difficulties in putting into practice.. lol :))

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:50 AM

If you need help in the future, let me know --- what are friends for?

Now, exactly how many traffic lights are there from Montvale, New Jersey to Milano? :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:54 AM

If you need help in the future, let me know --- what are friends for?

Now, exactly how many traffic lights are there from Montvale, New Jersey to Milano?  :)

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lol :)
I don't know.. but there's a good chance there soon won't be ANY, since I'll RUN THEM ALL DOWN! lol :) DAM TRAFFIC LIGHTS AREN'T EXACTLY IN MY GOOD THOUGHTS TONIGHT!! :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:56 AM

"I'm not suave. I'm a peasant. I've just done a good job of reinventing myself."

The above is a quote from Pierce Brosnan in the October 2005 edition of British GQ.

Both Roger Moore and Cary Grant have talked about creating personas as cover, or in public, until they grew late in life to actually BE who people thought they were.

While some people may have always had "it" (Sir Sean, Elizabeth Taylor for me), for others, was it a case of "fake it until you make it"?

If so, those days as a kid watching Errol Flynn movies and Pepe LePew cartoons may yet pay off... :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 12:57 AM

I'm comfortable with my sexuality so I'm gonna weigh on the 'prettiness of the fellas'.

Personally, I think Craig is fairly average in terms of looks. He's not ugly as most would put it, again my opinion, but he's not drop dead, knee-buckling gorgeous either.

Really though, I think he's getting a raw deal because Brosnan was a very, very handsome man and to go from him to Craig, is a bit of a step down in terms of sheer physical facial beauty. It would've been the same with Owen too. There's a certain 'Realness' to their looks.

Mind you, there is an interesting sort of cruelty in Craig's face, that Brosnan didn't really have, that I think will work extremely well for the character of Bond.

However, there is so much more to being attractive than just your face. It's how someone talks, walks, really, how comfortable they seem in their skin.

I have yet to see Craig act as Bond yet so who knows, maybe the entire package is more appealing than the photos flying around.

Just my two cents.

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Thanks Felix for taking part :)
But let's focus on the wider point: what is it that strikes you most in Bond movies? I would really like the men to answer this! I'm curious! (Italians have this saying: Curiosity is female) :)

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Oh, well what strikes me most about Bond is his attitude. His cavalier, almost brazen outlook on life is so interesting and really, in my opinion, his most intriguing quality.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 01:01 AM

I'm comfortable with my sexuality so I'm gonna weigh on the 'prettiness of the fellas'.

Personally, I think Craig is fairly average in terms of looks. He's not ugly as most would put it, again my opinion, but he's not drop dead, knee-buckling gorgeous either.

Really though, I think he's getting a raw deal because Brosnan was a very, very handsome man and to go from him to Craig, is a bit of a step down in terms of sheer physical facial beauty. It would've been the same with Owen too. There's a certain 'Realness' to their looks.

Mind you, there is an interesting sort of cruelty in Craig's face, that Brosnan didn't really have, that I think will work extremely well for the character of Bond.

However, there is so much more to being attractive than just your face. It's how someone talks, walks, really, how comfortable they seem in their skin.

I have yet to see Craig act as Bond yet so who knows, maybe the entire package is more appealing than the photos flying around.

Just my two cents.

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Thanks Felix for taking part :)
But let's focus on the wider point: what is it that strikes you most in Bond movies? I would really like the men to answer this! I'm curious! (Italians have this saying: Curiosity is female) :)

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Oh, well what strikes me most about Bond is his attitude. His cavalier, almost brazen outlook on life is so interesting and really, in my opinion, his most intriguing quality.

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A very good point, well put.
I find the guy who portrayed this specific feature best was Connery. Which is probably why he, with good reason, is simply the ULTIMATE Bond. :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:53 AM

So I just turned on TV-Land expecting to see Cheers, but instead it's some list of the top ten "Sexiest Men."

I've watched the top ten Sexiest Women list before, but since I have this on in the background I have been listening to it a little bit while I surf the web.

Anyway, they are asking female celebs who they think the "sexiest men" are, and right off the bat one of the women said Pierce Brosnan.

Which got me to thinking that 5 or 10 years from now you will never be hearing any female celebs naming Daniel Craig as being one of the ten "sexiest men."

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Hi, Eye!
As promised late last night - my reply to this subject.

"Sexy" is a very subjective adjective.

Of course, there are exceptions to this statement, one of the most notable being Sean Connery. Now there was a man to whom, in his day, practically every woman in the world would have applied that adjective. The story (true? apocryphal?) comes to mind, of the time when Cubby Broccoli showed Connery's screen test to Mrs. Broccoli, and asked her if she thought the then-unknown actor had sex appeal. "Not being blind," replied Mrs. B., "--yes."

However, I notice that People Magazine's annual survey seems to grow in size every year, in order that it might include more and more individuals who, some how, some way, can be shoved into the category of "sexy". I have begun to think that the results of the race are more geared on the chosen individual's current activities, and whether he has just come off a hit film, as opposed to just ranking his good looks and manly attributes.

Therefore, to answer your question: yes. Yes, I very much think that Daniel Craig will very likely be listed on some major magazine's Top Ten List. It would be a hard pill for Eon to swallow if their star secret agent is not ranked in that way.

And, if the people in Eon's publicity department do their jobs properly, Craig may very well be the cover story of the next Top 10 selection.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:58 AM

Oh, well what strikes me most about Bond is his attitude. His cavalier, almost brazen outlook on life is so interesting and really, in my opinion, his most intriguing quality.

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I agree with you, Felix. And I would be very surprised to learn that most women did not also find it extremely attractive. That cavalier attitude is literally a gauntlet flung down in challenge -- and any female worth her salt has to find that darned tempting.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:02 AM

Hey DW!.

I can confirm ( as I've now met the man ) that Bryce(003) IS James Bond 007.

He's cool, debonair, suave and a totally cool guy.  :)

Can I pose a question to you lasses?.

From a female POV, what really attracts you to this character?. Also, did you read the novels first, or see the films?.

I know none of you were born in th 1950's  :) but it would be interesting to know what got you 'hooked'.

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I read the books first. One her Majesty's Secret Service was the first. And I was hooked. I liked the way Fleming developed the characters and how your'e in it, almost immediately.This book showed a more human side of Bond and of course when Tracey dies, you have to read YOLT and GWTGG after that. So, for me, it was Fleming's style, as well as the character of Bond, that brought me back.
The first Bond movie I saw in the theater, was Live and Let Die. Although Moore isn't my favorite Bond (T. Dalton is), I think each actor has captured the essemce of Bond well. There are a couple of things that keep me coming back for more:
1. I like the formula that developed.

2. Even though he's tough when he has to be, I like that Bond does'nt kill for pleasure (okay, he was happy to see Sanchez go, but, hey I think it's understandable). He is doing a job. A neccessaty job. You don't get the sense that killing is some perverse pleasure fo Bond.

3. The character is honorable and loyal. Bond is a good man. He isn't a sell out. I find character in real person very attractive. I think that is what makes Bond as long lasting as he's been. He's not just a pretty face with gadgets.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:06 AM

2.  Even though he's tough when he has to be, I like that Bond does'nt kill for pleasure (okay, he was happy to see Sanchez go, but, hey I think it's understandable).  He is doing a job. A neccessaty job.  You don't get the sense that killing is some perverse pleasure fo Bond.

3.  The character is honorable and loyal. Bond is a good man.  He isn't a sell out. I find character in real person very attractive. I think that is what makes Bond as long lasting as he's been.  He's not just a pretty face with gadgets.



Thanks for your reply, Pam, and . . . welcome to CBn! (Why do I feel as if we have met before?)

We appreciate that you made one of your first CBn postings in "Babes on Bond".

And, I agree with what you wrote above. It's always nice to see Franz Sanchez go!

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:55 AM

One very interesting thing so far with this thread:

Dalton's Wendy, Alessandra, and Kara Milovy --- you are all big Timothy Dalton (as Bond) fans.  I respect the heck out of each of you, but am wondering if "less capable" women (which, unfortunately, are the majority) were more impressed with Sir Roger's interpretation (at Dalton's expense)... aside from all the blah, blah about budget, marketing, and competition, this may be why TLD and LTK underperformed...

My mother (a very capable woman, but not a statistically valid sample) preferred Moore to Dalton, but STILL loves Sean Connery...

It may not be a "danger" thing, or an "it" thing, or a "taste" thing.  It may be what Alessandra said on another thread: MARKETING.

What do you think?

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Interesting question you have posed, Tony. I never thought of a segment of the female audience in the terms you describe ("less capable"), but, you know something? I think you may well have hit on a very valid point.

I think Sir Roger's more relaxed, if you will, interpretation of Bond might have been one more accessible to the average female Bond-goer than was Timothy's. The latter was more dour, more intense -- traits which I certainly find highly attractive, but which may be a bit more obscure in their appeal. Bear in mind, as well, that Sir Roger was already a familiar face to American audiences, because of his portrayal of The Saint, whereas Timothy, by virtue of having spent the bulk of his career to that point upon the London stage, came to the role of Bond as a virtual stranger to the average American moviegoer. As well, Sir Roger was known for the humour he injected into his Bond outings, which Timothy hardly did in TLD, and not at all in LTK.

When it comes to your mother's adoration of Sir Sean . . . ah, well, that was not at all a question of marketing -- that was strictly the venerable HIMSELF in action.

In discussing Sean Connery, one must recall the period in which he made his debut to American movie-goers. Think of the early 1960s. Movies had begun to change approximately a decade earlier, with the advent of the Method Theatre, and film noir. The Best Picture Oscars for 1954 and 1955, respectively, went to On the Waterfront and Marty; fine pictures, certainly -- if a bit grim and dreary. Hardly what one would term escapist fare, which, after all, is the reason many people attend movies in the first place.

As well, in the late nineteen-fifties, the great generation of movie stars had begun to make its passage from the world's stage. Clark Gable had gone, Gary Cooper, Humphrey Bogart . . . one by one, these idols were fading from life. The generation that replaced them were still going strong, actors such as Gregory Peck, Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, but these men had all been around for at least a dozen years; they were almost old friends. Then there were the Method Actors themselves, Marlon Brando and Montgomery Clift, but they were a breed apart.

Enter Sean Connery. The one-time third-place winner of the Mr. Universe contest, with the looks, personality, and intriguing accent to match. AND -- he played this tremendously macho (a word I don't believe I have yet seen on this forum) exotic, romantic, womanizing, English, secret agent. Is it any wonder American women were dazzled -- were bowled over? Is it any wonder, then, that by the time of the third Bond instalment, American women were so bewitched by Connery that they actually wanted to see this "man's movie", and, as a result, Goldfinger pulled in the highest gross of any single film that year? (As co-producer Harry Saltzman explained the secret of his success: "We've gone back to the bedrock of Hollywood -- bosoms, blood, and sand!"

About two weeks ago, I happened to see Connery's other big film of that time period, Alfred Hitchcock's Marnie. I hadn't seen it in years. I have to say that I was entirely mesmerized by Connery. His combination of spectacular looks, physical presence, and sheer animal magnetism were devastating.

IT personified.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 06:42 AM

I was going to ask the ladies their opinion of Roger but, after slogging through 5 pages of posts, I see that he isn't your cups of tea.

So far, as a Roger fan, the only good thing about Craig's casting is how much he's getting slammed. Roger's Bond could use the break.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 06:48 AM

I was going to ask the ladies their opinion of Roger but, after slogging through 5 pages of posts, I see that he isn't your cups of tea.

So far, as a Roger fan, the only good thing about Craig's casting is how much he's getting slammed. Roger's Bond could use the break.

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Actually, Saint, I have invited my favourite Sir Roger expert, LADY TEMPLAR, to join us. Unfortunately, she is out of town until early next week, but I am certain that, upon her return, she will be delighted to give you all the information you require!

Now . . . how's that for service? :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 01:05 PM

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Interesting question you have posed, Tony. I never thought of a segment of the female audience in the terms you describe ("less capable"), but, you know something? I think you may well have hit on a very valid point.

I think Sir Roger's more relaxed, if you will, interpretation of Bond might have been one more accessible to the average female Bond-goer than was Timothy's. The latter was more dour, more intense -- traits which I certainly find highly attractive, but which may be a bit more obscure in their appeal. Bear in mind, as well, that Sir Roger was already a familiar face to American audiences, because of his portrayal of The Saint, whereas Timothy, by virtue of having spent the bulk of his career to that point upon the London stage, came to the role of Bond as a virtual stranger to the average American moviegoer. As well, Sir Roger was known for the humour he injected into his Bond outings, which Timothy hardly did in TLD, and not at all in LTK.

When it comes to your mother's adoration of Sir Sean . . . ah, well, that was not at all a question of marketing -- that was strictly the venerable HIMSELF in action.

In discussing Sean Connery, one must recall the period in which he made his debut to American movie-goers. Think of the early 1960s. Movies had begun to change approximately a decade earlier, with the advent of the Method Theatre, and film noir. The Best Picture Oscars for 1954 and 1955, respectively, went to On the Waterfront and Marty; fine pictures, certainly -- if a bit grim and dreary. Hardly what one would term escapist fare, which, after all, is the reason many people attend movies in the first place.

As well, in the late nineteen-fifties, the great generation of movie stars had begun to make its passage from the world's stage. Clark Gable had gone, Gary Cooper, Humphrey Bogart . . . one by one, these idols were fading from life. The generation that replaced them were still going strong, actors such as Gregory Peck, Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, but these men had all been around for at least a dozen years; they were almost old friends. Then there were the Method Actors themselves, Marlon Brando and Montgomery Clift, but they were a breed apart.

Enter Sean Connery. The one-time third-place winner of the Mr. Universe contest, with the looks, personality, and intriguing accent to match. AND -- he played this tremendously macho (a word I don't believe I have yet seen on this forum) exotic, romantic, womanizing, English, secret agent. Is it any wonder American women were dazzled -- were bowled over? Is it any wonder, then, that by the time of the third Bond instalment, American women were so bewitched by Connery that they actually wanted to see this "man's movie", and, as a result, Goldfinger pulled in the highest gross of any single film that year? (As co-producer Harry Saltzman explained the secret of his success: "We've gone back to the bedrock of Hollywood -- bosoms, blood, and sand!"

About two weeks ago, I happened to see Connery's other big film of that time period, Alfred Hitchcock's Marnie. I hadn't seen it in years. I have to say that I was entirely mesmerized by Connery. His combination of spectacular looks, physical presence, and sheer animal magnetism were devastating.

IT personified.

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So "timing" is a factor, too. Makes sense.

Except for his overly groomed eyebrows, Connery was the best thing in Marnie.

Dalton's Wendy, check out a post I made last night (8:56 PM, Eastern Seaboard Time - post #127), regarding Pierce Brosnan's comments in the October 2005 British GQ. I'm curious how you --- and everyone else here --- feels about my premise that sometimes "it" can be developed and acquired over time ("fake it until you make it")...

Edited by tonymascia1, 20 October 2005 - 02:46 PM.


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Posted 20 October 2005 - 01:22 PM

Do women find funny men attractive ?

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:24 PM

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I doubt that. They just laugh at them instead! :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:44 PM

Do women find funny men attractive ?

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I doubt that. They just laugh at them instead! :)

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They say they do...

...but I've noticed it helps (a lot) when you're a stud. :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 03:33 PM

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I doubt that. They just laugh at them instead! :)

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They say they do...

...but I've noticed it helps (a lot) when you're a stud. :)

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Especially if you're a diamond one, and they can wrap you around their finger! :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:10 PM

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Yes, they do! A shared sense of humour is a very important component in a successful relationship.

Initially, a woman may be attracted to a man because of his devastating good looks, but if the intellectual compatibility (and humour and wit are indications of intelligence) is not there, I can guarantee you that she will eventually grow bored. Of course, the same holds true if you reverse the sexes: would you really want to spend your life with a beautiful airhead?

Also, a sense of humour is a valued quality for any individual to have. It will help you get through the rough spots in your life. (I sound like Dear Abby!)

Note that when I refer to humour and wit, I categorically eliminate slapstick, buffoonery, and (ugh!) bathroom so-called humour. The hallmark of the pre-adolescent!

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:38 PM

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I doubt that. They just laugh at them instead! :)

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WRONG, Welshcat, Darling!

You're one of the funniest people I have encountered -- even your signature makes me laugh! I am certain you could "laugh" any girl all the way to the altar (or to wherever!) (I think your Purplefinger poster is priceless, both in concept and execution. I look at it several times a day, just for laughs. May I have one for my very own to frame?)

And, as an example of the quality of humour in a man: the Bond films of Sir Roger. Wit played a large part in the makeup of his portrayal.

#144 Kara Milovy

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:53 PM

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Women are strange. We allow our tastes to flow and ebb in ways that men never do. Women in movies are universally lovely. They are tall and beautiful or short and beautiful, busty and beautiful or slender and beautiful. There are virtually no plain or funny-looking women in the movies. Men wouldn't stand for it.

Yet the movies are replete with odd-looking men, fat men, short men, bald men (and I don't mean Patrick Stewart yummy bald, I mean Jeremy Piven nerdy bald), creepy men, and comical men, and women get crushes on all of them.

I personally have a mad crush on John Goodman. And yes, I desire Antonio Banderas, I desire George Clooney, I desire these more classically handsome men. But women get these "off" crushes. I know women with crushes on Rick Moranis (yuck), Alan Tudyk, Rob Schneider. Comic relief guys always get a following.

That's not who Bond is. It's not what I want from Bond. Someone once posted a question for the women here on CBn

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:58 PM

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I doubt that. They just laugh at them instead! :)

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WRONG, Welshcat, Darling!

You're one of the funniest people I have encountered -- even your signature makes me laugh! I am certain you could "laugh" any girl all the way to the altar (or to wherever!) (I think your Purplefinger poster is priceless, both in concept and execution. I look at it several times a day, just for laughs. May I have one for my very own to frame?)

And, as an example of the quality of humour in a man: the Bond films of Sir Roger. Wit played a large part in the makeup of his portrayal.

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Ah... well that's really sweet of you Wendy. Thank you for saying so. :)

Actually, I don't really think what I wrote above. I was merely setting it up for a later post, like all good comedians. :)

And feel free to save the Purplefinger to your harddrive. Glad you like it.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:01 PM

[quote name='Kara Milovy' date='20 October 2005 - 12:53'][quote name='JameswpBond' date='20 October 2005 - 08:22']Do women find funny men attractive ?

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Women are strange. We allow our tastes to flow and ebb in ways that men never do. Women in movies are universally lovely. They are tall and beautiful or short and beautiful, busty and beautiful or slender and beautiful. There are virtually no plain or funny-looking women in the movies. Men wouldn't stand for it.

Yet the movies are replete with odd-looking men, fat men, short men, bald men (and I don't mean Patrick Stewart yummy bald, I mean Jeremy Piven nerdy bald), creepy men, and comical men, and women get crushes on all of them.

I personally have a mad crush on John Goodman. And yes, I desire Antonio Banderas, I desire George Clooney, I desire these more classically handsome men. But women get these "off" crushes. I know women with crushes on Rick Moranis (yuck), Alan Tudyk, Rob Schneider. Comic relief guys always get a following.

That's not who Bond is. It's not what I want from Bond. Someone once posted a question for the women here on CBn

Edited by tonymascia1, 20 October 2005 - 05:02 PM.


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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:10 PM

Kara,

This is an answer to questions I've been posing to the distaff members of this thread since it started.  Thanks --- it's helpful.

What will you have Jack Wade do, though, about that "Muffy" tattoo?
:)

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I will either forgive him, or accompany him to an artist to get a good cover-up, or both.

I'm heavily tattooed myself. :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 09:14 PM

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Absolutely so Jameswp! :)
Fun alone isn't enough.. I mean it goes with everything else, but I believe it's a very important part of a man's personality. And one of the reasons why I like Bond.. he's got a very special sense of humour...wouldn't say funny.. but WITTY. :)
In general though, as Welshcat can well witness, since we all adore him because he's so funny.. definitely! :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 09:24 PM

And today too I have neglected my duties of Bond fan and most of all of good chatter with all of you! :)
forgive me... my day was insane due to what happened yesterday, and I am feeling just... knackered!!!
now there are far too many interesting point I WANT to reply to, but I cannot do it now.. don't have the physical strength to do so.....
and Pierce is awaiting me in the Jacuzzi!!!!! :) :) :)
A good Bond girl manages to get through everything.. so tomorrow.. I WON'T lol :)
unless Pierce helps me... :)
PS: tomb raider on tv here tonight..... wanted to strangle Jolie as soon as her face popped up. and I've read somewhere she would be Pussy Galore in the Bond movie...... the world has just definitely become a WORSE place in the past two days! lol :) :)
James... it's your turn. Please behave. So kick xxx, kill.... and make us women happier creatures. (I'm sure you DO understand my request) lol :)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 09:26 PM

"I'm not suave.  I'm a peasant.  I've just done a good job of reinventing myself."

The above is a quote from Pierce Brosnan in the October 2005 edition of British GQ.

Both Roger Moore and Cary Grant have talked about creating personas as cover, or in public, until they grew late in life to actually BE who people thought they were.

While some people may have always had "it" (Sir Sean, Elizabeth Taylor for me), for others, was it a case of "fake it until you make it"?

If so, those days as a kid watching Errol Flynn movies and Pepe LePew cartoons may yet pay off... :)

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By all means one can re-invent oneself, Tony, and Cary Grant is a perfect example of someone who did -- as well as being one of my top personal choices in the MKKBB game, "Famous Actors Who Could Play Bond -- If Only They Were Still Alive!"

And, unless I am greatly in error, serious consideration was originally given to Grant to play the first movie Bond. Grant came from a dreadful, poverty-stricken background, and his beloved mother was committed to an insane asylum when he was still a child. He began his career as a performing acrobat, and went on from there -- ever onward, ever upward. And, as everyone knows, his name alone is a catchword for the ultimate in suavity.

All of the Fab Five are great role models to emulate, because of their screen image of elegance, urbanity, and sophistication. Women have always loved the screen James Bond, so, naturally, they would love anyone who acts just as he does.

By the way, do you know that Pepe Le Pew was based on Charles Boyer -- a screen idol who was only about 5' 3"? And yet he starred opposite Ingrid Bergman, herself 5" 10" or thereabouts.

But La Liz -- ah! my perennial favourite! -- because we think, act, and look so much alike!