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[Dalton's Wendy]

while waiting my turn, I make my breakfast in my underwear.

....and in doing so you have managed to combine the themes of food and underwear.

Nicely done sir.

Re food and underwear, I posted this in the other Canadian thread devoted to Wendy's headlights.

Darlings, darlings . . . no arguments, now, over moi!

The microwavable bra invented by the Japanese. Just pop the bra in the microwave for a few minutes, and voila - instant warm bra. I bet you could even heat it in then with the rest of the cooking.

http://news.xinhuane...ent_3764788.htm

And of course I heartily concur with that last, my dearest, wittiest WELSHCAT, Darling!

In fact -- so much so do I agree with your bet, that I shall even cover it, and scratch the overlay!

I think it would heat up marvellously with the meringues . . . the ones with the single cherry crowning the peak!

Oi! That's the Bond girl talking in you!!

Such sensuous imagery doesn't usually come forth from the mouths of mere PC mortals.

Ah! -- but one must bear in mind that we here on this singular thread are not mere PC mortals.

We are, after all . . . . BABES ON BOND!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dalton's Wendy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, now you know why this is the best thread in the history of the internet.

It's cold here too, but that doesn't seem to matter at the moment.

Wendy Darling, how can I get to your inbox with my love missives if it's already full?  We really need to do something about that. I've come to expect a certain level of satisfaction.

'Miss me?

the BABES thank you Maj dearest!

Yes, we do!!!

We do aim at pleasing our audience of course.. hunks in particular!

But of course!

After all, that is what being a BABE is all about! Pleasing men! (also dazzling them with out brilliance -- right, Ale, carissima? )

My dear friend Wendy is all too busy with all sorts of Bond contenders who try and get to her heart, causing her PM box to be overloaded...

Popularity is exhausting!

and causing ME even not to be able to communicate with her, on far more important matters, such as the dresses we will wear at the casino night out with Bond and Bond jr. tomorrow night!

Darling, Darling! You know that you can always reach me either by private email or IM!
Re tomorrow evening, I just had the most fabulous gown made: it's black pleated satin (a fabulous piece of fabric from France) and it is cut very simply, straight across, clings all the way down, and, of course, it's backless to the waist.
What relieves the blackness of it all is an enormous shocking pink satin oversize bow in the back. Very stunning, with black opera-length gloves. And a white fox Marilyn Monroe "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" stole, for when it gets chilly, due to the oxygen being pumped into the casino.
Do you think Mr. Dalton will like it?

But I just know she holds a special place in her heart (and her inbox) for you Maj.

YES, I DO!!!!! For all my guys! (but The Maj happens to be one of my faves! )

Just keep sending.. a BABE after all... has to play hard to get!
Especially THE Bond girl.. or Bond himself wouldn't like her or find her attractive.. don't you find?
that could actually be a "serious" conversation topic.. hmmm...

Correctimundo, Ale, cara! Should we try it? We never seem to get through all of them, though!
Hugs, Darling!

[Moore Not Less]

[quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[Major Bloodnok]

While the babes play hard to get, I like to play hard to WANT!

Edited by Major Bloodnok, 02 December 2005 - 09:03 PM.

[Dalton's Wendy]

While the babes play hard to get, I like to play hard to WANT!

An interesting concept, Major-Baby, but I think I prefer my way.

Just as an example of how rewarding it can be to be universally adored: an hour ago, I was at the supermarket, and had selected what I beieved to be a nice bunch of rapini. As I walked on, a clerk came running up behind me, seized the rapini from my hand, and replaced it with a larger and better one.

"That is so very kind of you," I thanked him, to which he replied, "Not at all, Miss, I would just like to give you a nice, big bunch."

Now, how can you argue with an attitude such as that?

IT -- or a reasonable facsimile thereof -- springs eternal.

[Alessandra]

[quote name='Moore Not Less' date='2 December 2005 - 21:31'][quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[WC]

[quote name='Alessandra' date='3 December 2005 - 00:03'][quote name='Moore Not Less' date='2 December 2005 - 21:31'][quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[WC]

[quote name='Moore Not Less' date='2 December 2005 - 20:31'][quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[Alessandra]

We do aim at pleasing our audience of course.. hunks in particular!

But of course!

After all, that is what being a BABE is all about! Pleasing men! (also dazzling them with out brilliance -- right, Ale, carissima? )

Definitely right Wendy darling. especially the dazzling them with our brilliance part. which reminds me I do use Estee Lauder's Dazzling silver parfum.. been using it for years now. lol )

Darling, Darling!  You know that you can always reach me either by private email or IM!
Re tomorrow evening, I just had the most fabulous gown made: it's black pleated satin (a fabulous piece of fabric from France) and it is cut very simply, straight across, clings all the way down, and, of course, it's backless to the waist.
What relieves the blackness of it all is an enormous shocking pink satin oversize bow in the back.  Very stunning, with black opera-length gloves. And a white fox Marilyn Monroe "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" stole, for when it gets chilly, due to the oxygen being pumped into the casino.
Do you think Mr. Dalton will like it?

No I don't think he will like it.. I think he'll be ESTATIC about it so much that it'll last just the bare time of the Casino soiree on your fantastic persona....
Ribbon could be very practical when it comes to getting rid of "unnecessary details" for Mr Dalton.. LOL
And of course the email.. but I had to give dear Maj the relief of sharing grief with a BABE!

Just keep sending.. a BABE after all... has to play hard to get!
Especially THE Bond girl.. or Bond himself wouldn't like her or find her attractive.. don't you find?
that could actually be a "serious" conversation topic.. hmmm...

Correctimundo, Ale, cara! Should we try it? We never seem to get through all of them, though!
Hugs, Darling!

I think we should [i]definitely try it Wendy dear. I find it amusingly interesting.. and a good topic to test the different views of men and women! ..seems like we never do it enough on here?!
Baci a te, carissima!

[Alessandra]

[quote name='Welshcat' date='3 December 2005 - 01:12'][quote name='Moore Not Less' date='2 December 2005 - 20:31'][quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[Dalton's Wendy]

[quote name='Bondian' date='1 December 2005 - 16:49'][quote name='Scrambled Eggs' date='1 December 2005 - 22:23'][quote name='Moore Not Less' date='1 December 2005 - 20:55'] Do you cook STARK BUTT NAKED?!!!

[WC]

of course
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!

Perhaps you'd like a different kind of "cigar" in there to puff on?

Ok, close... but no cigar! Perhaps a pipe of piece!


Disclaimer: No offence meant, if this is not to your taste. All done in good fun. *runs off to avoid the string of sexual harassment law suits!*

Edited by Welshcat, 03 December 2005 - 03:18 PM.

[WC]

While the babes play hard to get, I like to play hard to WANT!

An interesting concept, Major-Baby, but I think I prefer my way.

Just as an example of how rewarding it can be to be universally adored: an hour ago, I was at the supermarket, and had selected what I beieved to be a nice bunch of rapini. As I walked on, a clerk came running up behind me, seized the rapini from my hand, and replaced it with a larger and better one.

"That is so very kind of you," I thanked him, to which he replied, "Not at all, Miss, I would just like to give you a nice, big bunch."

I bet he wishes you were saying that to him instead!

[Dalton's Wendy]

What about a new Babe subject, perhaps even a poll re a previous mentioned item: the swimsuit.

So the Babes have to indicate preference to:

1) One piece swimsuit
2) Two piece swimsuit
3) No swimsuit
4) Cap only
5) One piece swimsuit ... bottom half only

I'll leave that for the Babes Board to decide as to whether a poll, pleez.

I always prefer 5) and 3) to allow some variety, but 1) would always appear at the bottom and, indeed, on it!!! 

I may not be instep with 2005 fashions, but as I said before, no PC!!! ... you get it straight from Dr B

Sits back with a book, Campari & soda, and watches out for Yavsi


Are you Babes up for this?

Dalton's Delightful Wendy is always up for anything.

The question is, are The Hunks?

My guess is that if they are not -- they soon will be!

[Moore Not Less]

[quote name='Alessandra' date='3 December 2005 - 00:03'][quote name='Moore Not Less' date='2 December 2005 - 21:31'][quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[WC]

[quote name='Moore Not Less' date='3 December 2005 - 21:29'][quote name='Alessandra' date='3 December 2005 - 00:03'][quote name='Moore Not Less' date='2 December 2005 - 21:31'][quote name='Alessandra' date='2 December 2005 - 11:15']of course I'm playing hard to get Moore darling.. who do you think you're dealing with, an amateur??! rather than that, a femme fatale!
Anyway... we'll move to a Caribbean beach.
PS: ewwwwww a cigarette in my mouth?! that is never going to happen, I HATE smoke!!
PPS: hint for you. Sexy doesn't necessarily go with short.
I prefer silk, and either a strapless dress or a dress with slim straps and a deep back d

[Dalton's Wendy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, now you know why this is the best thread in the history of the internet.

It is that, is it not, Maj-Baby?

Actually, my dear friend ACE said the same thing, a few pages back, and, if anyone wishes me to verify that, I shall.

Wendy Darling, how can I get to your inbox with my love missives if it's already full?  We really need to do something about that. I've come to expect a certain level of satisfaction.

Major B., darling, you know you can always reach me! I'm always here for you! . . . (or, on my own new forum!)

Miss me?

Well, I wouldn't have given you all my coordinates if I didn't -- now would I?

[Pam Bouvier]

Wendy, I think this poll is a great idea. Set it up will you?

[Mr Malcolm]

Just to start the ball rolling, I'd say one-piece, bottom half only. I'd look silly in anything else.

As to what a lady should wear, she should wear whatever makes her comfortable!

[Dalton's Wendy]

Wendy, I think this poll is a great idea. Set it up will you?

Okay, darling! I shall!

[Dalton's Wendy]

Sits back with a book, Campari & soda

No Cohiba? What is this world coming to?

How soon? ... I'm looking at my watch not the diary  ... 

What, is there a closing date on replies?

It's only going to be a poll, Doctor -- not a fashion show!

[Alessandra]

Just to start the ball rolling, I'd say one-piece, bottom half only.  I'd look silly in anything else.

As to what a lady should wear, she should wear whatever makes her comfortable!

This post is so adorably funny (I'm picturing the cat wearing that..) that I have no words to express how funny it is!
ok so Wendy should I wait for the poll or just say aloud... BIKINI BIKINI BIKINI! BY FAR my favourite! And possibly a La Perla or Pin Up (It's a BRAND you naughty hunks!! lol ) bikini.

[Alessandra]

DARN IT! DARN IT! No kiss. I thought that if I played the sad little puppy you would be sure to kiss me, but you are obviously far too intelligent to fall for that old trick. I will just have to accept "Moore darling" for the time being.

I underestimated you, Alessandra. But I now look forward to the challenge of you playing hard to get. Some things in life are worth fighting for. 

I will most certainly accept an invitation to grilled lobster on a Caribbean beach with you in a bikini. 

And an Armani powder blue dress would definitely work for me. 

ahh no.. the sad puppy stuff doesn't work with me. I do NOT like whiny men. at all!!! I do have that sort of "motherly" feeling when I see a man who is hurt.. but given my past boyfriends, that only comes when there's AT LEAST a broken nose involved.
Rugby players ex.. their fault! lol I became so tough that black eyes did nothing anymore to me... as long as the guys stood up on their own legs I could just say "ah ok, you're fine.. now don't moan, you choose freely to be beaten up each sunday!" lol

right Moore darling, that's the spirit! some things are worth fighting for, that's what I want to hear! (now that almost garnered you a kiss on the cheek )

perfect then I'll just make sure to pick the appropriate beach. And the appropriate lobster of course! Glad my Armani works... otherwise I also have another very cute one.. but that will be kept for the next occasion, Armani wins the contest this time!

So are you ready.. because I'm pretty certain hcmv will try and convince me to deviate on my route to the beach...you'll have to fight!!! lol

[hcmv007]

Hey Alessandra-I'm sorry I missed you on Fri-school work . I eventually regained conciousness, and lets just say the thoughts of you made my miserable weekend bearable. Thanks for the imagery!

I haven't forgotten about you either Dalton's Wendy! Wow, you and Alessandra in bikini's, why that just makes me ! Of course ladies, on cold nights, I am available for cuddling/snuggling purposes! Cold days too for that matter!

Oh, for the poll, I love two pieces, also bottom half only, but I think Women look sexiest in a flattering one piece.

[Alessandra]

Hey Alessandra-I'm sorry I missed you on Fri-school work  .  I eventually regained conciousness, and lets just say the thoughts of you made my miserable weekend bearable.  Thanks for the imagery! 

I haven't forgotten about you either Dalton's Wendy!  Wow, you and Alessandra in bikini's, why that just makes me                !  Of course ladies, on cold nights, I am available for cuddling/snuggling purposes!  Cold days too for that matter!

Oh, for the poll, I love two pieces, also bottom half only, but I think Women look sexiest in a flattering one piece.

Ah hcmv.. everytime I "hear you talk" (read your posts) I just think that southeners are so naturally charming.. you guys can't help it!
which brings to mind I was actually listening to JMM (John Michael Montgomery) while driving my car yesterday.. and was listening to that song where he sings "let me broaden your horizons, teach you about the finer things in life, like some late-night horseback riding sippin' on some southern homemade wine"...
I don't know why, but I DID think about you when I was listening to it
Well.. we could move down to the Caribbean for some bikini showing right Wendy darling?
you'll be amazed but... I haven't owned a one piece since I was like.. 15!
I much prefer bikinis now.. they allow me to get a lot more tanned! AND they're easier to wear... in that one wouldn't think so, but to wear a one-piece well a woman needs to have a PERFECT body. It's easier to wear a bikini decently.
Wendy, what do you think, can we put on our own BABES bikini show (together with ALL the Babes of course) to make these Hunks happier?? (And to get Timothy and Bond jr. and Pierce of course )
Ca va sans dire, the hunks will have to delight us with their own men's swimwear fashion show
Do you accept the challenge, hunks?

[hcmv007]

You show me yours, I'll show you mine!


Thanks for the kind comments, Alessandra!

[WC]

DARN IT! DARN IT! No kiss. I thought that if I played the sad little puppy you would be sure to kiss me, but you are obviously far too intelligent to fall for that old trick. I will just have to accept "Moore darling" for the time being.

I underestimated you, Alessandra. But I now look forward to the challenge of you playing hard to get. Some things in life are worth fighting for. 

I will most certainly accept an invitation to grilled lobster on a Caribbean beach with you in a bikini. 

And an Armani powder blue dress would definitely work for me. 

ahh no.. the sad puppy stuff doesn't work with me. I do NOT like whiny men. at all!!! I do have that sort of "motherly" feeling when I see a man who is hurt.. but given my past boyfriends, that only comes when there's AT LEAST a broken nose involved.
Rugby players ex.. their fault! lol I became so tough that black eyes did nothing anymore to me... as long as the guys stood up on their own legs I could just say "ah ok, you're fine.. now don't moan, you choose freely to be beaten up each sunday!" lol

right Moore darling, that's the spirit! some things are worth fighting for, that's what I want to hear! (now that almost garnered you a kiss on the cheek )

perfect then I'll just make sure to pick the appropriate beach. And the appropriate lobster of course! Glad my Armani works... otherwise I also have another very cute one.. but that will be kept for the next occasion, Armani wins the contest this time!

So are you ready.. because I'm pretty certain hcmv will try and convince me to deviate on my route to the beach...you'll have to fight!!! lol

Allow me to try the sad puppy routine on you, Alessandra:

"Meoww, you clown!"

No... that's not quite right! I'll get it eventually.

[Dalton's Wendy]

On the subject of appropriate female swimwear, note the ads appearing at the bottom of this page, at time of posting:


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Now if that isn't a marvellous example of well-placed advertising, then I don't know what is!

Yet another case of "Surrealism in Everyday Life!"

[Mr Malcolm]

Ah hcmv.. everytime I "hear you talk" (read your posts) I just think that southeners are so naturally charming.. you guys can't help it!
which brings to mind I was actually listening to JMM (John Michael Montgomery) while driving my car yesterday.. and was listening to that song where he sings "let me broaden your horizons, teach you about the finer things in life, like some late-night horseback riding sippin' on some southern homemade wine"...
I don't know why, but I DID think about you when I was listening to it
Well.. we could move down to the Caribbean for some bikini showing right Wendy darling?
you'll be amazed but... I haven't owned a one piece since I was like.. 15!
I much prefer bikinis now.. they allow me to get a lot more tanned! AND they're easier to wear... in that one wouldn't think so, but to wear a one-piece well a woman needs to have a PERFECT body. It's easier to wear a bikini decently.
Wendy, what do you think, can we put on our own BABES bikini show (together with ALL the Babes of course) to make these Hunks happier?? (And to get Timothy and Bond jr. and Pierce of course )
Ca va sans dire, the hunks will have to delight us with their own men's  swimwear fashion show
Do you accept the challenge, hunks?

If I ever get the chance, I'll stick my surfing photos up in the album. I'm wearing a wetsuit in them; very Bondian!

Edited by Mr Malcolm, 05 December 2005 - 09:12 PM.

[Scrambled Eggs]

[quote name='Alessandra' date='5 December 2005 - 17:06'][quote name='hcmv007' date='5 December 2005 - 15:32']Hey Alessandra-I'm sorry I missed you on Fri-school work

Edited by Scrambled Eggs, 05 December 2005 - 09:26 PM.