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[AMC Hornet]

"Get the probe back in - we'll start examining now."

[The Dove]

(Perhaps it's best that we try and swing the direction of this conversation in a more pleasant direction.. )

 

" Meanwhile, how do you kill 5 hours in the airport...if the wifi isn't working? "

[seawolfnyy]

"Mr. Bond, I expect you to pay for the wifi."

[Call Billy Bob]

"That connection speed's extra, man."

[seawolfnyy]

"You can only pay with a card. Do you have visa?"

[AMC Hornet]

"No well-dressed man should be without an AMEX card."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"i prefer the MasterCard myself."

[The Dove]

" Oh luck? Well then I shall use..player's privilege and use YOUR lucky credit card.."

[AMC Hornet]

"So you can inform your superiors and acquire the real Diner's Club card."

[Call Billy Bob]

"I could dine and dash."

[AMC Hornet]

"Oh, that would have been too easy - the men's room door is locked."

[The Dove]

" Oh I DON'T like the plumbing.."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Connected to the last sewer of a scoundrel, no doubt..."

[seawolfnyy]

"If I found the plunger first, that might change the situation."

[The Dove]

" Every person who even comes into contact with that plunger....is to be eliminated!"

[Call Billy Bob]

"I'm the plumber."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"And I'm Super Mario and you're still under arrest."

[The Dove]

" Your most vital contact will be Tanooki..."

[Call Billy Bob]

"He's a Koopa, but he doesn't sound like it."

[seawolfnyy]

"James, will make love to me when we are in Bowser's Castle?"

[The Dove]

" Don't....Too many Buzzy Beetles!! "

[Call Billy Bob]

"Sorry. That last Hammer Brother... nearly killed me."

[seawolfnyy]

"Don't worry, You've got a friend named Samus Aran who can fix anything."

[The Dove]

" Unfortunately so can Kraid and Ridley..."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Do not be alarmed, my friend. Princess Zelda will make you as comfortable as possible."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Vodka, quail's eggs, mushrooms."

[seawolfnyy]

"Perhaps you'd prefer some Lon Lon Milk?"

[Call Billy Bob]

"I'm not a Hylian farmer, Fraulein."

[seawolfnyy]

"Where there's a Master Sword, the Hero of Time is never on holiday."

[The Dove]

" His name's Gannon...he kills people! "