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[The Dove]

" Where there's a convention, a comic book collector is never on holiday! "

[Fairbanks]

"Fraulein, I should warn you, geeks make me very nervous." 

[Call Billy Bob]

"Geeks are my business."

[seawolfnyy]

"Over the years, I´ve diversified into Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Historical and Horror."

[The Dove]

" Tell me Commander, how far does your expertise delve into the works of Arthur C. Clarke? "

[Call Billy Bob]

"You forget, I worked on the prototype of the HAL 9000 at Cambridge."

[seawolfnyy]

"I always preferred the Starship Enterprise myself."

[The Dove]

" I didn't know you were such a Star Trek lover, James...Anytime you want to drop by and watch my Original Series and Next Generation DVD collection.."

[Call Billy Bob]

"I do so hate The Next Generation."

 

(Aside: this statement is true  Sorry, not sorry)

[The Dove]

" Well...you can't win them all.."

[seawolfnyy]

" Well...you can't win them all.."

This is supposed to be a misquote conversation!!!!

[The Dove]

Alright then... " Well, you CAN win them all! "

[seawolfnyy]

"But when I called our contact in Phoenix, they informed me that the Patriots had lost their last 2 Super Bowls." (and 42 still hurts )

[The Dove]

" My name is Michaels.. Al Michaels.. I'm your contact here! "

(12, 21, 22, 24 and 48 still smart for me..lol)

[The Dove]

(Time to re-start this..)

" I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible...they're from Osato's cd collection.."

[Call Billy Bob]

"His musical taste is superb."

[The Dove]

" Hmm.. "The College Dropout" by Kanye West..*drops CD and crushes it with foot* "

[AMC Hornet]

(Dammit, Milos, that was what I wanted to post, but couldn't think of a band to pick on!)

 

"I heard you play at the conservatoire yesterday. It was bitchin'!."

[The Dove]

" Records just sent over this translation..."It was excellent!" "

[Call Billy Bob]

"Rubbish. Bond told a lie."

[The Dove]

" Oh no, no, no Mr. Bond.. De Bleauchamp tombs are not in the Augsberg cathedral as you said, but in the Church of Scientology...Sir Hillary Bray would have known! "

[seawolfnyy]

"James, I had no idea you were a lover of the works of L. Ron Hubbard. Anytime you want o come over and watch Battlefield Earth...."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a... colonoscopy scheduled for the morning."

[seawolfnyy]

"I do so hate it when rectal exams come between us."

[AMC Hornet]

"Would you like some help? With the 'scope, I mean."

[Call Billy Bob]

"This is me, in character, pissed off that you would even suggest such an idiotic thing."

[AMC Hornet]

"We don't just have lubricating oil, you know."

[seawolfnyy]

"That's the problem with the world today. No one takes the time to do a proper colonoscopy anymore. It's a lost art."

[AMC Hornet]

"I have backed into similar situations."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Bottoms up... and relaxed."