123 replies to this topic

[SnakeEyes]

ROFL. Dolce going against matt.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that is hilarious.

I live to mole another day brix

[Brix Bond]

You and me both. See you in Mole III ship-shape and Bristol fashion.

[The_Mole]

I'll be there too, starting line up.

Dolce has broken free of her oppressors and is now on the rampage.

Will we ever come close to discovering her 'third condition'?

Find out in next week's exciting episode:

MOLE II: Dolce Strikes Back!

[cue incidental music]

[dolce007]

Matt, I haven't come this far to ruin it now, they don't deserve the satisfaction.

You have no grounds to kick me out, I'm a lawyer.

[The_Mole]

Hello again Dolce.

Please reveal the third condition instead of acting like a crackhead on steroids.

You have 24 hours to comply.

Thank you for your time.

[trs007]

Most interesting--Dolce on the rampage and The_Mole setting deadlines.


Mole Another Day === MAD

[mattbowyer]

Matt, I haven't come this far to ruin it now, they don't deserve the satisfaction.

Jennifer,

You knew this was coming. I don't have the patience of the others, but the power to do something about it.

You have 24 hours to tell them. If not, you will be eliminated.

24:00:00...23:59:59...23:59:58

[dolce007]

I shall think it over. As you say, I have 24 hours.

[The_Mole]

TRS, what else can I do?

I'm eager to see the end of this game myself, and find out what Dolce's condition was.

Remember, I didn't have special conditions to accept, thus meaning that I had to be eliminated, and that I was just a pawn, not a player.

I'm back to find out why this was to be.

And I'm not going to rest till I find out how I was betrayed.

[The_Mole]

BTW, Jennifer is a wonderful name.

[trs007]

Indeed, it gets more exciting by the moment. The Dolce, or Jennifer and Matt Show is certainly overshadowing the fact that "THE MOLE" stopped the team from earning their 50,000 points.

And on the subject of being a pawn, some inspiration to ease you through these troubling days:

THE ROLE OF THE PAWN

[The_Mole]

I wouldn't worry about points at this current time.

The Mole may have succeeded, but there is probably one last trick up Matt's sleeve if all goes well...

BTW, thanks for the weblink TRS. I need to bookmark that site. Sometimes a good sharp bit of advice is all we humans need to carry on...

Edited by The_Mole, 30 April 2004 - 05:18 PM.

[trs007]

Knowing Matt, anything is possible.

[The_Mole]

I agree.

Jennifer, time is running out. The third condition must be given, or you will be eliminated.

Consider that, as you follow your backup plans...

[1.7]

[The_Mole]

Eating can be fun. I highly reccommend it.

Food tastes nice and is full of nutrients and minerals.

Good for the body... Great for you.

[The_Mole]

Beware of illegal video cassettes. If your video cassette does not carry a genuine hologram sticker, phone the Federation Against Copyright Theft (FACT).

Thanks for listening.

[The_Mole]

The Identity Of The Mole Is...

MattBowyer!

I'd never thought of that, did anyone else?

[mattbowyer]

Mole down Mole.

[The_Mole]

This little pig went to market.
This little pig stayed at home.
This little pig had roast beef.
This little pig had none.
And this little pig said:"I shall think it over. As you say, I have 24 hours."

[trs007]

IS there any particular reason why you feel the need to spam the thread?

[dolce007]

The Dolce Revelation



Why put off for tomorrow, what I can do today and must do anyway. I hope you've been in suspence long enough, but now, what needs to be done needs to be done in the interest of moving the gameplay along.


Any RED DWARF fans here? If so, anyone remember the episode, "QUEEG"?


Hmmm, any Al Pacino fans here? If so, anyone remember the movie, "SIMONE"?



The more astute of you might be going, "wait a tic" right about now. The others might need it spelled out for them and here it is:

THERE IS NO DOLCE

That's right, she doesn't exist. A fictional character created to do the bidding of, you know who, yes, THE MOLE.

Everyone who participated in challenge nine, the GOLDENEYE script challenge, had the unique pleasure of "dealing with", in alphabetical order, either: Tanger, TRS007 or Qwerty. Dolce was a creation of my imagination and patterned after a pain in the *** four year old I knew once, with whom there was no reasoning, rationale and everything was returned with a smart and stupid remark. There is no 16-year old girl lawyer from Birmingham, at least not one named DOLCE007 on CBN.

Soon, the MOLE will be unmasked, then you will ALL know the identity behind that of the DOLCE that was a thorn in your side.

Dolce's photo, as some of you saw, was lifted from TRS's website. It occured to me that either:
a) someone really getting annoyed with DOLCE (or upon this revelation) would attempt to check out the other players and thus the blame would rest with TRS007 and thereby throw even more suspicion on TRS
b ) the above option a would be just the sort of thing TRS would say to throw suspicion off himself.

The number one duty of the MOLE, is to create havoc and sabatoge the challenges. To quote Grant, "How I do it's my business." If I had to drive you to the brink of hatred and disgust toward Dolce and in turn, the gameplay, so be it. Only the strongest survive. Challenege 9 was proof of that--you lost well after Dolce was "eliminated". Of course, once the game has officially concluded, no hard feelings, I hope; it was, after all, JUST a game.

At this point, Mattbowyer will confirm this and enter it into the MOLE-LOG as the absolute truth; and then, Challenge Ten continues with either the quiz, or other Matt-like surpises in store. However, Dolce will not be an answer on the final quiz.

This has been and will be, until the unmasking, your MOLE speaking. From Challenge One through the end, it has been great fun. I will not say I've totally won until Mattbowyer says I have, but as of this moment, the team did not reach 50,000 points, aspointed out above by TRS007. (Am I TRS007 or just blaming TRS007?)

"As you said, such good sport." (Hmm, another movie quote, I MUST be Qwerty, or must I?)


Over and out. Mattbowyer, the floor is again yours. . . . .

Edited by dolce007, 30 April 2004 - 06:29 PM.

[trs007]

If I may initate Dolce, or whomever:

WHAT THE $%*&?

[Qwerty]

Right, this is making complete sense.

[trs007]

Qwerty,

It makes sense to you? You might be the only one.

[Brix Bond]

This has all the plot twists of "Where Eagles Dare". Except "Where Eagles Dare" wasn't sh**e.

[Qwerty]

Well, we'll see if Matt has any last minute points coming...

[SnakeEyes]

Ahh well. I'm glad dolce is fake. It makes me feel much better about all the insults I directed towards her. Now I can't be sexist because she doesn't exist. Instead the offence is passed over to the twisted mind of her creator.

As the eliminated, talking to other eliminateds, I know who that is.

You have my respect in the utmost. You're also a

[Baron Samendi]

You (CENSORED)! Who is the shnook who thought of her!

To quote Ryan Secrest:

"We'll have the answer........... right after the break."

[mattbowyer]

He speaks the truth.

I'm writing to confirm that the above statement by dolce007 is the truth.

dolce007 was a creation of myself and The Mole, way back in the early rounds where she first appeared. The intention was always to bring her into the game.

Notable points along the way. Brix Bond indeed briefly floated the idea that dolce007 was a creation of The Mole and almost destroyed the whole thing, luckily that idea floated off downstream. The 'Three Conditions' of dolce007 were a red herring to distract from what now seems the obvious - she was The Mole all along.

The real victim of dolce007 was The_Mole, a true fan and follower of this game who was brought into the game along with dolce007 and used to make her inclusion appear legitemate.

She did her job perfectly. Before entering the game she lightly annoyed many of you, and after entering managed to turn every challenge into a near failure. The CBn Auction displayed the smartest piece of Mole Work yet that went over everybodys' heads, and the GoldenEye Script Challenge turned into the very bunfight that The Mole intended.


In other words, you have fallen for dolce007, but obviously not in the loving sense. Your hatred for her was well placed, but definately intended, and hopefully was so real it disguised the fact that she wasn't.

It is ironic that you should now despise her more, for she was The Mole.

dolce007 is dead, and the Final Mole Quiz will be posted soon.

mb

[SnakeEyes]

dolce was the creation of someone who couldn't make us lose on his own skill.

The mole (not dolce) did a mediocre job, and without dolce would have failed.

They have my respect for coming up with such a scheme, but also my contempt for needing it.

I know this game has no rules, but it is sort of implied, IMO, that we all do things of our own backs. This second mole has had alot of trial things: the 4 moles in the first round, the dolce/mole created by the real mole and the whole idea of becoming one big team, but I think they have all proven poor and unpopular in general (this is other peoples opinions as well, not just mine!)

Here's hoping mole3 will be more like mole1. Just contenstants, 1 the mole. No outside messing. The mole should be like thunderdome.