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[The_Mole]

We're on at the same time...

To quote Dolce: oh, and to avert suspicion, The_Mole was an alias of mine. I was both players--nice to see how some of you liked him over me; but, neither of us were ever on at the same time.

Really? That's screwed your plan, hasn't it!

[Qwerty]

I can read Dolce!

But SnakeEyes especially might not want to apoligize to you.

[The_Mole]

I was betrayed! I had no special conditions! I believe that I had to go out during my elimination! It was fixed!

Matt was right - there are no rules in this game!

Watch out, all of you! I'm sure Matt hasn't finished with you yet!

Take cover!

[Tanger]

Well this isn't going to work because at least one of us is The Mole and so probably won't post. Did you think of that dolce?
Anyway, look back, I was never mean to you in the first place so I don't see why I should apologise.

[The_Mole]

Point taken, Tanger.

But at the end of the day, the points are the Property Of A Lady!

Haha! I made a funny!

[Tanger]

A Lady? Oh that's a good one!

I was under the impression we were dealing with a child.

[mattbowyer]

That is my offer. You have offended me, insulted me, hurt me and caused me many a nights crying to me mum. This is the price of revenge.

Dear, dear, dear. You've certainly been more than I bargained for.

I would recommend that someone get the ball rolling and just apologise.

[trs007]

OK, I'll get the ball rolling. . .

Dolce, I am VERY SORRY that you are a complete idiot.

I am VERY SORRY Matt ever allowed you to play the game.

I am VERY SORRY you ever heard of CBN.

I am VERY SORRY you have access to a computer.

There, that about covers it.



OK, Mole-mates: cards on the table time. I will support whatever decision the other three make. I am NOT the Mole, which means either Tanger or Qwerty is; so if we lose, I already have an avatar, we don't cave-in to the whims of a child and call it a day.

Now, since the above sounds quite Mole-like, in alloting the game to fail, then, if anyone doesn't believe me, call me onnit: let's get posts from SnakeEyes, Tanger and Qwerty and then I shall complete the challenge and lead us to victory.

I personally do not support such emotional blackmail and feel the integrity of the group would be better maintained letting it go and moving on to life after the MOLE.

I await your concensus.

[mattbowyer]

Well this isn't going to work because at least one of us is The Mole and so probably won't post. Did you think of that dolce?

The Mole would never be so obvious.

[Tanger]

I don't really want to have to apologise as I don't feel I've been mean to dolce in any way myself. Nevertheless, we need these points and if this is the only way to get them then so be it.

To be honest, at this point I don't give a stuff about winning or the Avatar. This game has been ruined way too much. I just can't wait for it to end.

[trs007]

Tanger, I agree and will support that sentiment if echoed by the others as well.

I think, for MOLE III, no players should be allowed to play without a pysch test beforehand.

[SnakeEyes]

The only apology you'll get from me, is the one where I say sorry to myself by wasting my time replying to your crap posts dolce.

I hate to rob someone legitamate of the avatar but i'm going to be totaly honest and go 'beyond the game' here.

The mole is either qwerty or dolce. Probably qwerty. Qwerty has over 10000 posts entiling him to an avatar anyway, TRS has an avatar from last game and dolce cannot even win an avatar. I obviously am out of the gaming equation. The only person who would 'benifit' from all this is Tanger and it's still not a sure thing he would get the avatar should the 5000 points go to the team.

We have our integrity here, as people, not just players in some game that some stupid kid took too seriously. I don't want to deprive Tanger of his avatar, but the chance of him getting one is uncertain anyway.

I say we tell dolce where to stick the 5000 and that way we all win (except dolce who is an eternal loser).

[trs007]

The Forum is speaking:

TRS007--votes no to Dolce

Tanger--votes no to Dolce

SnakeEyes--votes no to Dolce

Qwerty--if you would like to vote now, we can post publicly and Matt can possibly move up the timetable for the Quiz, rather than having the thread remain empty for 3-4 more days.

[Qwerty]

An apology from me to Dolce.

I hope this is settled now.

[dolce007]

Totally unacceptable, Mr. qwerteeeee:


I suggest you go back and read the requirements. One line and a stupid smiley face isn't cutting it.

Your teammates have already refused to apologize to me.

[Qwerty]

Alright Dolce, I'm going to apoligize, if only to get this challenge going, but I also want you to not be so pushed out, as you've done with this challenge so far. Please don't think me rude for saying so, I'm not trying to be, but I still don't think I've ever yelled at you or been nasty to you, compared with what some others have been, but if I have, then I'm sorry.

[dolce007]

WRONG ANSWER, QWERTSO:


You are several paragraphs short! Now, Qwertsy, you like quote games, I know this about you; which movie is this from (with a slight twist to your situation):


You'll have to do better than that to come into my points.


Oh, and Qwerters, your teammates will never go along with this, especially that SOB Snakey.


A for effort, but NO POINTS FOR YOU!

Edited by dolce007, 30 April 2004 - 12:41 PM.

[The_Mole]

Oh dear. She has the only bargaining chip...

If you guys want the points, you may have to apologise...

Even if you know deep down that you don't mean it!

[SnakeEyes]

*Several laughs*

*points*

She still thinks we care.

*More laughter*

[The_Mole]

Very humourous.

You are about as humourous as a toothpick on steroids.

No offence. Just one of my recent catchphrases.

[trs007]

I've stopped caring.

[The_Mole]

To care is not an option.

But it isn't an option to care. It's in human nature.

In a similar way, it's in your nature to destroy yourselves...

[trs007]

OK, then, lets say I've lost interest. You cannot reason with a child.

If I were Qwerty, I'd be more p/o'd than anything about now--at least he tried, the rest of us said "no way".

[dolce007]

WHATEVER!


You boys can care or don't care. If not me, then Qwerty seems to be the mole, he's doing the best job trying to look like he is doing something and yet still failing.

[mattbowyer]

Dolce's Third Condition

Dolce, it looks like they've said no to you and won't budge.

Thus, as per our agreement, you now must reveal your Third and final condition to the other players.

The floor is yours, again.

mb

[dolce007]

I don't think sooooo, Mr. Mattbowyer!!!

I just cost the boys 5000 points b/c of their stupid pride. This is too much fun to let up now. To quote you: "This is the MOLE, there are no rules." Therefore, I am changing what you thought was the rule and ignoring my third condition.

I got to play and there is nothing you can do about that now.

[mattbowyer]

No Dolce, you tell them or I kick out.

Don't go playing your games with me.

mb

[The_Mole]

Oh dear. She's going against the system. That's just great.

A rebel without a cause...

...

er...

...is worth two in the bush.

[trs007]

KICK, KICK.

[Brix Bond]

One must note the parallels of the Mole Game with Die Another Day:

- Starts off really well but descends into farce.

- Stars a women who engages in "Yo momma" tactics.

- The only good characters are all killed off.