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[Matt O'S oo4]

Ministry of Intelligence Level 6, Special Announcement


From: M, Minister of Special Services, Intelligence, Level 6.
Subject: Special Celebration
Dare: November 7, 2003
Time: 6 PM to 12 Midnight


To All Staff.

It has come to my attention due to the very difficult and often dangerous work that is carried on here at MI6 that we need to celebrate the success of the previous year

[Matt O'S oo4]

Subnote to all 00's.

Your attendance is a must.

Please see Moneypenny regarding your assigments.

That is all.

M

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce goes to closet in his office*

Hmmm...decisions, decisions...

*looks at tux, Kilt and Navy dress formals*

*selects Commanders Uniform and formal shirt, checks shoes and all proper insignia's*

This'll do.

*Goes back to reading issue of "Naughty Spy Chicks"*

[Joyce Carrington]

*Joyce goes to closet in office*

This will be difficult...

*looks at collection of dresses*

Probably go with black... but which one?

*checks out 'black dresses' section*

Hmm... too much cleavage.... too little cleavage... hmmm... Oh well. Still about a month left.

*goes back to drinking blended Scotch under desk*

[Genrewriter]

*008 sends his tux to the cleaners.*

[Athena007]

Oh this will be quite lovely... all the 00's all decked out in their tuxes.

*swoon*

How will I keep my composure?

*Moneypenny blushes at the thought*

[Xenobia]

*hands the smelling salts to Moneypenny* You'll be fine.

*Xenobia thinks for a moment*

How about I take you shopping Moneypenny so all the double-ohs swoon over you! Let's go find the Valentino store.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

*Joyce starts jumping up and down*

Ooooh! Can I come too? Please, please, please!

*Xen and Penny frown*

*Joyce stops jumping*

Sorry.

[Xenobia]

Um...Joyce...I know no one believes it, evidently including you, but you are a double-oh and as such, your attendance is mandatory.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

we ARE talking about shopping at Valentino's now, aren't we?

[Xenobia]

Now you are catching on!

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

Sorry, must have been the blended Scotch.

[Xenobia]

SSSSSSSHHHH!

Don't let Matt hear you say that.

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

Oops. *quickly hides bottle in 'secret blended scotch cabinet' in office*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Sticke his head in the room.

Did someone say blended scotch?

[Joyce Carrington]

009: (nervously) Blended Scotch? Noooooo....

004: I do believe I heard...

*009 kisses him to shut him up*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Oh. That nice. (thinks about it) Yes. Very nice.

Kisses her again.

I think I'm getting hooked.

I like it.

You got your clothes ready for the big ball?

[Joyce Carrington]

009: Nope. Going shopping with Xen and Penny. What about you?

[Matt O'S oo4]

What do you think? Should I wear my Tux or my dress uniform?

[Joyce Carrington]

I want to see you in a tux, dear. So wear it.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce signs for delivery from Dunhill, Harrods and Bernini*

Let's see....Tux pants and jacket...Oooo......*examines two formal vests*...The new fall line.

*Examines several black bow ties from Dunhill along with half a dozen sets of cufflinks. Selects one set - rectangular polished silver offset with tiny black pearls*

Lovely. Traditional formal is always better with Royalty.

*Opens box from Ferragamo's and removes shoes. High gloss finished leather with ornate silver bars. Smiles*

A bit showy...*slips one one* Comfy though.

*Selects two shirts from Harrods bag*

The narrow pleats I think. Like these cuffs better. No need for studs.

*Lastly looks over packet of heavy silk boxer shorts and black formal knee high socks.*

That should do it.

*outside line phone rings*

Bryce here.....Yes....She what?...Let me speak to her...Sharon?...hello luv...What's the dilemma?....How dark is the red one?....I see.....For my money - which it is - I vote for the deep Emerald green...Perfect for the girl from the Emerald Isle, eh? Mmmmm...thigh high slit on the left and just off the left shoulder in satin? Sounds stunning. Don't forget the naughty lingerie *smiles* Oh, and do stop by Bulgari on Oxford...Oh just a little something that caught my eye that should go wonderfully with your smile and this dress you've described.....No...You just have to go see for yourself....I'll tell you it's four pieces - Necklace, bracelet and ear rings....You should like it.....Oooo...Wicked girl...I'll hold you to that. *smiles VERY slyly* Me?...Well, I've made my decisions on attire and now need to get back what I'm not keeping...Dinner?....How about Mirabelle's?....Good then. I'll make Harrods my last stop and pick you up there. See you at the sushi bar...Don't drink too much sake'....um...I don't know, but I'll ask him....Alright luv, see you in about an hour.

*hangs up and buzzes 004's office. Get's voice-mail. Waits for beep.*

Beep yourself...Sharon and I are having dinner at Mirabelle's at 7:30, she wanted to know if you and Joyce would like to join us. Ring me back on my cell. Have a day....No...Really...Wanker.

*grabs up parcels and leaves office.*

Wonder where he is?

*notices 006 hung by his underware covered in shaving cream dangling from flagpole in courtyard*

Ahhh....Well, that answers that.

*tosses bags in Jag's boot and drives off*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
I want to see you in a tux, dear. So wear it.

Well, I will be very happy to comply. A tux provides a few extra pockets.

004

[Kingdom Come]

KC goes to his closet; on opening the door he sees his brother come out of the closet. The only black thing he can see is a thong.... he wonders....

[Matt O'S oo4]

GM POST

Okay boy and girls

009 and 008 have already give me their detailed lists.

The rookies are mikgin the vets look bad.

Lets get on the stick and make it quick

004

[Bryce (003)]

Wanker....

I'll get on it.

No...

Really....

- 003

[Bryce (003)]

Of course...it's a bit difficult to do when someone - who shall remain nameless *cough* 004!!!!*cough* doesn't empty their mailbox...

Wanker!

No...REALLY.

- 003

[Xenobia]

Hey!

I was giving my responce some thought! And just for the record, I am rookie too! I never played a role playing game before.

But now that I have edumacated my students for the week, I can pay proper attention to this game.

-- Xen

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Of course...it's a bit difficult to do when someone - who shall remain nameless *cough* 004!!!!*cough* doesn't empty their mailbox...

Wanker!

No...REALLY.

- 003

Hmmmm. Let me think a minute. Someone whose mailbox gets full.

Sorry, I just could not IMAGINE that EVER happening.

How terrible.

How awful.

MY, oh, my.

You know, I just can't even THINK of what might be worse that that.

Hmmmm. What WOULD be worse than that?

Heeeyy, I know.

How about a TOTAL jerk that won't RESPOND to others PM's?

You know, like they WERN'T THERE. What kind of a sick bastard could ignore you like that? I mean a guy like that must have P.M.S. (Private Message Syndrome). A guy like that needs to be taken out and maimed.

DEATH is TOO GOOD for a low-life, scum sucking maggot like that. Someone like that isn't worth the price of a bullet. Someone like that MUST have issues using a keyboard. Maybe if they could SET DOWN the booze long enough to use more than one hand at a time - unless something ELSE is keeping them from using BOTH hands.

But - HEY - this is what I LIVE FOR.

I am only here to SERVE!

NO.

REALLY!

Sincerely,

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*stares at Matt*

*nudges 002*

009: Is this the man I'm engaged to?

002: You bet.

009: Ah.

[Matt O'S oo4]

I am NOT marrying 003.

NO. THANK YOU.

004