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[Bryce (003)]

Morning 001, thanks. Noise you say?...Hmmm...

I'd say it was 006, but I just left him a note at the hospital....

*checks fridge*

Hmmm....three pint cans of Guinness...

*looks to O'Keefe, raises three fingers. She shakes head*

Eight pint cans please. Have Anabelle put it on my tab. Thanks.

Oh, excuse me. 001 meet Major Sharon O'Keefe - Irish Republican Guard.

*O'Keefe smiles, offers hand*

Charmed....and often armed *with a snicker*

[Xenobia]

*Xen holds up six pack triumphantly*

I got proofed again, so of course, I had to buy the pints.

Now, to the real question at hand, and to be blunt:

Is 007 live or dead bait?

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

**Walking over to the Rose and Crown, 001 spots a figure sitting in a park bench across from Mi6 headquarters. He appears to be reading the newspaper but not actually reading it**

**Suddenly 001 places the face and recognition crosses the features of the man and he takes of running*

"Dammit, I didn't recognize him because he didn't have the cat, what a sneaky fellow...."

**001 yells into his pen receiver

"Freaky wierd looking bald guy headed over the bridge, giving chase on foot...Secure the building, Come in, can anyone hear me..."

**All that greets 001 is the gentle hiss of static....001 increases speed**

[Athena007]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Who is this guy O'Keefe?

O'Keefe is a woman... Bryce's new lover...
Once again Moneypenny is tossed upon the wayside... once again; she remains a wallflower...

[zencat]

*zencat wipes Moneypenny's tears and puts a tissue to her nose*

"Blow."

[DLibrasnow]

Where is the cat?

**The question bugs 001 as he continues to follow the guy....He hopes the other 00's secure the building, aware that the man may be attempting to draw security away from the building**

"Open fire," the bald man yells and a number of masked goons jump into the street and on the roof above.

**Too late 001 realizes it's a trap as a hail of bullets land all around him**

"Damn these guys are the worst shots since the A-Team," **thinks 001 as he dives into a shop.**

[Bryce (003)]

*pours two pints*

"Let's get to work."

*O'Keefe nods, grabs Bryce by the tie and pulls him down on top her on the couch*

I trust you'll explain the in's & out's of MI6 to me....

*kissing and groping continues*

Standard Operating Procedure....I supposed we should really close the door...

[DLibrasnow]

"Under fire, under fire, need back-up," yells 001 into his pen receiver. "Can anyone hear me."

**001 looks around him to check his surroundings...He realizes he inadvertently dived into a lingerie store**

"I got to get out of here," murmers 001 nervously.

[Xenobia]

*Xen puts tongue in cheek to prevent any regretable one liners and closes the door*

Amateurs.

*Looks out the window and sees 001 diving into a nearby shoppe as suddenly glass shatters everywhere*

Another Amateur. Oh joy.

*Presses button and sounds the alarm*

Wakey, wakey gang, 001 is in it deep!

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

"Sorry 003 is busy with O'Keefe," reports Moneyopenny. "You may be on your own 001...What is your location?"

"I'd rather not say," replies 001 as a girl approaches him with a quizzical expression on her face.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by zencat
*zencat wipes Moneypenny's tears and puts a tissue to her nose*

"Blow."

*does*

It's such a job keeping all this passion inside... but he'll never know... he'll never know. Neither will 007. I still imagine James walking in here one day and whisking me away... I suppose I should be used to this all by now. Agents coming in and out of here all the time, but only a couple really have stolen my heart...

[DLibrasnow]

"It appears the goons have taken the battle to streets of London," muses 001, as he runs out the back entrance...Too late, his escape cut off my another set of goons he has no choice but to double back into the shop...

"Oh well, it is Tara's birthday coming up," says 001 as he checks out the sample of garters and stockings!!

[Mister Asterix]

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat 24-09-2003 06:34 AM
Gee guys, what's all the hullabaloo about?

How is it that all of you Double-Os seemed have completely missed the fact that your target had peeked his head in and said howdy?

And how is that most of you have completely missed that clues to the cat’s and 007’s whereabouts are have only been had in the cat’s thread so far?

Someone call M and tell them of all the chicken’s missing heads running around here and then let’s get to work finding that damned cat.

[DLibrasnow]

**Bullets shatter the front glass of the lingerie shop**

"Friends of yours," says the girl, remarkably cool under the pressure.

"Business associates," says 001, taking out his Walther PPK. "I think it's time for a hostile takeover!!"

[Bryce (003)]

*notices someone has closed his door and then pauses hearing distant automatic fire. Pulls O'Keefe's hair from mouth*

Where is that coming from? and more bloody importantly, where's the squad of Marines...Tea break?

*O'Keefe sits up buttoning blouse a bit flushed*

Can't you having a quick shag around here without gunfire opening up somewhere?..*shrugs* Reminds me of Belfast.

*Bryce grabs phone, punches in 001's extension*

No answer....Hmmm....

[Xenobia]

*Xen bursts in*

Now that you do have suffered through le petit morte, perhaps you two can help me stop 001 from suffering le grande morte.

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

**Having secured a firing position for himself, 001 fires at the goons but they are too well hidden and entrenched**

"If help doesn't show up fast this could be curtains for this 00," thinks 001 to himself...

**Back at a Mi6 headquarters a vetilator shaft opens up and a white paw sticks out, testing the temperature**

[Bryce (003)]

*O'Keefe smooths her skirt, but hikes it up revealing garter and stocking and a stainless steel Beretta Model 70s*

Ready to go.

*Bryce fits in earpiece and heads for door. Stops. Looks to O'Keefe*

We forgot something.

*both grab their pints and down them, O'Keefe just slightly ahead of Bryce*

*Bryce raises eyebrow* Show off.

Sorry luv, it's a genetic trait in Irish girls *winks*

*Both head downstairs*

Downing pints in the blink of an eye or showing off?

*gooses Bryce, who jumps*

Both. *works the action on her pistol*

[DLibrasnow]

**Hearing reports that Bryce is on his way, 001 prepares to lay covering fire....then he feels the icy cold of steel against his neck**

"Don't move a muscle 001"

[Joyce Carrington]

Speaking of mink massages...

*picks up phone to call 004*

Heading off to shrublands now... the passenger seat in my car is still free... interested?

[Xenobia]

*Xen pulls gun off of 001*

X: There are just some moments where you prove to the world what a moron you are.

D: Gee thanks. Whose side are you on?

X: According to Clue, my own. According to me, yours.

*points to the goons*

X: Help is on the way, if O'Keefe can get the goose that owns the golden gun down the stairs in one piece.

D: That's it?

X: 009 is down, and 004 is going with her to Shrublands.

*Points again to goons*

X: The boys are getting lonely. Shall we?

-- Xen

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Speaking of mink massages...

*picks up phone to call 004*

Heading off to shrublands now... the passenger seat in my car is still free... interested?

I am aleady therel

Let's go.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Say no more.

*car leaves with screeching tyres*

[DLibrasnow]

"What a time for the goons to strike....everyone is elsewhere," says 001.

**Meanwhile back at Mi6 headquarters the white paw steps out of the shaft and out emerges the cat himself**

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ripping their way out of the MI6 parking lot, 004 and 009 move out onto the M1 rolling quickly through moderate traffic.

"You must be feeling better, since you insisted on driving." Watching her and the rear view.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*smiles*

I AM better... but a weekend in Shrublands... if the company's paying...

*Speeds up*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Actually, they'll allow up to two weeks per incident. That up to you, of course.

Nice day.

004 looking back. Okay. No BLACK Mercedes following. Looks good so far.

Looks back at Joyce and smiles.

Hope we can keep the paint from getting scratched on the way...

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Don't worry, dear... Even if there was a black mercedes behind us... I've had a few extras installed in the car, if you know what I mean...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Don't worry, dear... Even if there was a black mercedes behind us... I've had a few extras installed in the car, if you know what I mean...

Big smile,

I most certainly DO.

Show me what you can do in this thing...and don't hurt yourself, meaning your shoulder....

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*Joyce winks and speeds up*

"Brace yourself... hey, I know that line... oh well."

*brings hand to red button on gear lever*

004: Are you sure you want to do that?

009: Positive

*pushes button*

*car lifts off ground and flies out into the night*