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[Genrewriter]

Don't worry, that bomb only takes out metal. We at Q-Branch are always working on substance-sensitive bombs. Although the place is going to need a paint job, maybe some screen doors temporarily.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce has seen to his graze with clotting-agent from Shoe kit and another swig from flask*

*catches up to 004*

Ready for some BIG fun? Welcome to "Flavor Country"!

Yes, sir...It's a big country.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce and O'Shawnassey begin a game of "fly-swatting" with their Jaguar and Lagonda in the parking lot. Smoking tires. Bodies skipping off the fenders and bumpers*

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm O-Kayyyy!

*Knocks two goon into Thames*

I work all night and I sleep all day...

These are a few of my faaaavorite things....


da, da-da. da..WAP...hmmm, hm-hm, hmmmm...CRUNCH.

Ooo, that was a OOOD one.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce reloads and draws PPK as well - John Woo style - Two guns, two fisted and unloads on van*

:Give him one gun, he thinks he's Superman...give him two guns, he thinks he's God....."

Yes, sir, now THATS John Woo style all right.

004

[Bryce (003)]

*004 gets out of Lagonda*

Nicely done.

Want a pint?

[Bryce (003)]

No, really...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
For the record...that was YOUR idea G!

Hmmmm. BAD IDEA.....

(Back to Bora Bora for you G)

003 get it.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*004 gets out of Lagonda*

Nicely done.

Want a pint?

004 hold up his right hand

Two.

And if I ask for more......give it to me.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Quite.

Is that all of them?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Quite.

Is that all of them?

I certainly hope so.

I promised 009 seven rounds of margaritas.

I geteting very thirsty. *Downs a pint in 7 seconds.*

You KNOW how killing more than 50 in one day can do to your thirst.

Blah.

004

[Genrewriter]

004-More like back to Q-Branch. Somehow I get the feeling we might have done a bit more damage than was necessary.

Now that you mention it 003, I'm a bit parched myself. Want me to get the scotch?

[Bryce (003)]

Tell me about it.

Grab the crew and tell them - My place - 8pm - Cocktails, food and shop talk.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
004-More like back to Q-Branch.  Somehow I get the feeling we might have done a bit more damage than was necessary.

Now that you mention it 003, I'm a bit parched myself.  Want me to get the scotch?

YA THINK???

There IS no more MI6. Its a cardboard box on fire. LOOK AT IT!!

(thinks for a moment...looks at the other two)

I know how we could blame it on 006.....

Hm. Nevermind. I'll get the ice. 003 get the glasses.

AND....I need to check on someone....be right back.

004

[Genrewriter]

We'll discuss the 006 element later, start pouring. All this smoke and fire is making me thirsty.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
We'll discuss the 006 element later, start pouring.  All this smoke and fire is making me thirsty.

YES, SIR....

004 grabs a 1.75 Lt. bottle of Civas Regal, cracks the seal and pours it down G's throat.

Throws awya empty.

Holding up a new bottle, "003?"

Okay, Okay, I was just kidding.

Here. *pours* Enjoy. That's 21 year old Glenlivit. Ya bastard.

004

[Bryce (003)]

*Already emptying Glenlivet 18 into his own throat as fire crews extinguish blaze*

Wait!...I've got someone to check on as well...

*Lights cigarette, reloads Browning and heads into building."

[Matt O'S oo4]

After G collapses on ground.

004 looks at 003.

He's good, but he need to work on his scotch game.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 goes back to where he left 009.

Finds her a very groggy and still holding the PPK he left her with.

Looking at her wound. Damn. lost a bit of blood.

Matt takes the PPK and holster it.

009, softly: "Matt?"

"It's time to go to hospital, my love."

009 looks at him for a moment. Her arm go around him. She starts to kiss him but her head drops on his shoulder, unconscious.

"I said you'd make it." Putting the key back in her pocket. "And you damn well better."

004 gently picks her up and carries her out to his Lagonda.

Looking at her, asleep, "I......we.....need you here. You're too good at waht you do, my lady......you can't BE replaced."

*Sigh*

A 00's work is never done.

Thankfully....

004

[DLibrasnow]

**001 stumbles in and looks around, he sees several 00 agents polatic and what looks like 004 carrying 009 over the threshold**

They've all gone to pieces in my absence...

**001 heads back to the Rose and Crown across the street.

[Genrewriter]

*G comes to outside parking lot with a massive headache and a furry tongue.*

Whoa, good scotch.

[Xenobia]

OK: Are we on the air.

X: Unfortunately. Care for a ride in a real car?

*Irish agent arches brow*

X: A Corvette...a real American muscle car.

OK: Where are we going.

X: The batcave.

*arches brow again*

X: You'll see when we get there.

*Several hours later*

X: Sorry for the extended tour dear. It's been a crazy day.

OK: Tell me about it. I haven't seen drive-bys like that in a long time.

X: Well, what can I say...the roads needed work.

OK: What about the goons in the black sedans.

X: Be sure to tell Zencat someone stole his schtick. That should get him good and angry.

*Gets to Vauxhall*

X: Give Bryce my love...wait, never mind. Evidently you give him enough of yours, if he had mine, he'd be dead.

OK: *jumping out of the car* With the way you drive, I don't doubt it.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

Who is this guy O'Keefe?

[Joyce Carrington]

*wakes up*

*is happy to see that she's in hospital recovering from shotwound and not in her office having a hangover*

*sees 004 at her bedside*

009: "The Scotch?"

004: "Didn't touch it." *returns key*

009: "Good. What's the damage at MI6?"

004: "The building's gone, with about a hundred dead goons under the debris. The cat escaped. No good guys died."

009: "006?"

004: "In the room next to you. Broken every bone in his body."

*009 grins*

[DLibrasnow]

**001 enters the office, sleepy eyed and unshaven...Feeling a little groggy from a night spent sleeping in a booth across the street at the Rose and Crown he takes the stairwell back up to his office**

"Morning Moneypenny," he says as he leaps over debris from what used to be the wall between his office and M's faithful secretary!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Later in the day, 009 is released from hosptial and is accompanied by 004.

009, gently rubing her shoulder: "It still hursts."

004, modding, "Yes and it will for a time, trust me on that. M will probalbly send you to Shrublands for physical thearpy. No fun that. But it does help a great deal."

009: "Okay, so - now what?"

004: "I'll let you decide, this time" 004 smiles that sort of mischievous smile, as he opens the door to his Lagonda.

009 and 004 get in.

004

[DLibrasnow]

**Sitting at his desk, 001 cleans his Walther PPK for a second time and wonders where the rest of the 00's are**

**Suddenly a sound comes echoing from a nearby ventilation shaft**

DLibrasnow

001

[Bryce (003)]

After having stopped at the hospital long enough to get his calf looked at and bandaged, drop off some flowers for 009 and write "wanker" on sleeping 006's head bandage, Bryce and O'Keefe arrive at MI6 and the Jaguar slides in past squad of Royal Marines and various news vans (SKY, CNN, BBC etc.).

Aside from a needing some paint, glass and dry-wall, with most of the major debris removed, the building still is about 85% intact.

Techs mill about a little more dazed than usual.

*Exiting Jaguar*

Welcome to my second home luv.

*escorts O'Keefe to elevators with a nod to G. O'Keefe steals a quick kiss*

003: Hopefully my scotch is still intact.

O'K: It was when I left.

003: I may have to actuallly do some work today. You'll need to draft a statement and get it cleared by IRG given your involvement with yesterday's events.

O'K: I trust I can get a secure line and link to Belfast?

003: If not, I'll have G get some cans and string.

*both enter Bryce's office*

[DLibrasnow]

**001 sticks his head into Bryce's office**

- Headed over to the pub to check out some leads Want me to get anything?

[DLibrasnow]

By the way, I thought I heard something in the ventilator shaft, might want to get maintenance to check on it!!

001

[Xenobia]

*Xen takes a slow walk down the Double-Oh hall*

009: Packing for Shrublands. Good. Someone else gets the mink massage.

003: Explaining to the Irish agent O'Keefe how to use the phone, by evidently whispering the information into her neck.

004: Working on a balanced breakfast of wheat (Guinness), fruit (cherries in brandy) and meat (Canadian Bacon [it can't all be alcohol]).

006 is still in the hospital, where he belongs, and someone is trying to make me out to be the traitor. Very nice.

*Xen sets watch*

I wonder how long before things start blowing up. Again.

-- Xenobia