MI6 & You...YOU!!!
#811
Posted 20 September 2003 - 05:54 AM
I suppose I could come in for a quick bite.
Champagne and oysters you said?
#812
Posted 20 September 2003 - 05:57 AM
Originally posted by MrDraco
Yes spy games execllent, underated movie
Seems....i've out lived my contract (looks around) ****:
NOT so fast, good sir.
Welcome to the insanity.
Your just in time.
Pull up a stool (make that a chair, we're kinda near 006's desk).
Please join us in our never-ending-thread.
004
#813
Posted 20 September 2003 - 05:59 AM
Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*grabs Moneypenny - honorably around the waist* Quite. Now, where shall we go. *nuzzles in her neck* C'mon...put your back into it, eh? *Bryce stands at Moneypenny's door* I suppose I could come in for a quick bite. Champagne and oysters you said?
"Ooooooh Bryce!"
*she tilts her head back and places a hand on his cheek*
"The night is hardly over, do come in and we can have a nightcap or the likes of."
#814
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:02 AM
The other day I heard this one "lass" tell 003 that she wanted him in the worst way.
He said..."The worst way....Hmmm....the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."
Say Bryce....we NEED hammocks
Everyone in the office is too tense.
Where can we get some hammock?
004
#815
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:11 AM
"You've reached..."
*Bryce's voice - sound-bite*
John Bryce
*V-mail automated voice*
"Please leave a message at the tone or press one to leave a text message*
......
Moneypenny's dress look great.....on the floor in a heap....
#816
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:12 AM
Originally posted by Athena007
"Ooooooh Bryce!"
*she tilts her head back and places a hand on his cheek*
"The night is hardly over, do come in and we can have a nightcap or the likes of."
So this means Bryce's bathroom is free for the evening? Anyone care to join me in the tub? *009 burps* Oh my, what did I drink?
#817
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:14 AM
Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*V-mail automated voice*
"You've reached..."
*Bryce's voice - sound-bite*
John Bryce
*V-mail automated voice*
"Please leave a message at the tone or press one to leave a text message*
Hey....um...John....listen...uh
Well....we didn't....I mean it was an accident....
but.....wellll....its about your car -
Look, I promise - I can fix it.....no, really....
So....uh....give me a call.
This is Matt.
Later.
#818
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:17 AM
Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
So this means Bryce's bathroom is free for the evening? Anyone care to join me in the tub? *009 burps* Oh my, what did I drink?
At least it wasn't blended. (smashing the last bottle)
Picks her up. Carries her off to the bathroom.
Door closes.
#819
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:20 AM
#820
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:23 AM
Never mind.
004, you and 009 want to get "freaky" in my bath...fine. Just wipe everything down when you're done...and help yourself to the Havana's in the humidor.
#821
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Just wipe everything down when you're done.
Ummm....I thought you said never do anything you wouldn't do.
So confusing....
004
#822
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:30 AM
Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
There is NO WAY I'm going to say anything about Tchaikovsky.
Ahh...Bach!!
Hmmm. Nahh.
004 dims the lights in 003's sauna to about half intensity.
009 looks different in her crimson red bathrobe. He pulls her close.
Drink?
Or are you driving?
The room gets steamy.
#823
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Drink?
Or are you driving?
I'm not going anywhere tonight, I guess.
#824
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:34 AM
Ahhh, found one of the missing whoopee bombs...
*006 lays on floor after explosive launches him followed by LOUD noise of...wind-breaking*
*Both "Zengirls" peer in doorway*
ZENGIRL #1: He really IS a wanker.
ZENGIRL #2: Yeah....What exactly is a "wanker"?...I'm new to this "UK" thing...
#825
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:34 AM
Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
I'm not going anywhere tonight, I guess.
*Turns to look in camera lens*
No. Nevermind.
Back to 009
004 kisses her deeply.
I wouldn't say that.
#826
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:34 AM
Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Moneypenny's dress look great.....on the floor in a heap....
I'm glad you approve, in one form or another...
#827
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Bryce (003)
ZENGIRL #2: Yeah....What exactly is a "wanker"?...I'm new to this "UK" thing...
So they ARE blonde!
#828
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:42 AM
Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
So they ARE blonde!
It doesn't matter to me, my dear, as long as the collars and the cuffs match....
009's robe drops to the floor....
Indeed they do....
#829
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Athena007
I'm glad you approve, in one form or another...![]()
Let's *kiss*...just *kiss*....Skirt *kiss*
...the issue....
*Turns off Moneypenny's alarm clock*
Goodnight 004
Goodnight John-Boy.....
#830
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:45 AM
#831
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:54 AM
Hours later....
(cut to, both 003 and 009, each with a lit ciggerate, which is remarkable in a steam room)
009: Penny for you thoughts?
004: Here's a fiver...keep the change.
LIte go out.
(OOO, are we going to be dehydrated)
Oh, well....FOR KING AND COUNTRY!!!!
Here's keeping the British end up.
#832
Posted 20 September 2003 - 06:55 AM
#833
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:01 AM
Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Darling, It's QUEEN and country.... never mind.
Oh, I see.
Kisses her deeply, rolling over.
009 takes the reins and rides 004 into the sunset.
(You know I wrote that and I'm still not sure...)
004
#834
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
009 takes the reins and rides 004 into the sunset.
(You know I wrote that and I'm still not sure...)
Me neither.
#835
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:05 AM
C'est le vie.
Matt turns the light down still further with the remote.
Its been a wonderous night.
Kisses her deeply.
Care for seconds?
Kisses her.
Choclate covered nugats?
Ovaltine?
A pretzle stick?
#836
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:09 AM
#837
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:14 AM
You have a great pair of...eyes. No, really.
Wrapping her with a fresh robe and throwing a towel around himself.
Here, please, drink some water....you're going to need it.
Better?
Hmmm...(looking around) whare are your clothes?
#838
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:15 AM
P.S. The tub is clean.
#839
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:19 AM
Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Question for Bryce: What was in the Scotch you gave me?
P.S. The tub is clean.
Make sure we keep a TON of it on hand...
Feeling 009's look.
WHAT?!?!
#840
Posted 20 September 2003 - 07:23 AM
*leaves bathroom*
009: "See you in the morning. Bring me some coffee..."

