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[Joyce Carrington]

009: "Skip yours, eh, Bryce?"

*heads over to 003's office and finds bathroom door*
*opens it*

009: "Marble floors... three tubs... two toilets... mirrors on the ceiling... magazines..."

*rips off fake covers of magazines*

009: "Ah, THOSE kinds of magazines. Scotch... vodka... cigars... hmm... Bikini... Moneypenny's? Clean. Very clean. Almost... too clean."

*sits down on toilet bowl and thinks*

[Genrewriter]

*G. wakes up from his hangover and sees Zencat and his entourage.*

"Hey, zencat."

*Glances at computer and sees that SPECTRE has put out a contract on him through a website.*

"Well, looks like my weekend is set. Zencat, care to hunt down some bad guys, beat them to a pulp and then laugh?"

*Gets up and heads to Dr. Warmflash's office*

"I'm just going to get a clean bill of health from the good doctor."

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
"...care to hunt down some bad guys, beat them to a pulp and then laugh?"

004 & I do that all the time. When we can't find bad guys, we use 006 or MI5 goons.

No, Really.

*notices light on in private bath*

Joyce....What are you doing in here?

[Genrewriter]

Hmm, I never noticed.

*Goes into Dr. Warmflash's office, stepping over some spare flecks of shaving cream.*

"Moneypenny, be a dear and tell M I'm out to lunch. I should be no more than a few hours."

*Closes door with a sly grin.*

[Bryce (003)]

Give the good Doctor my best G.

...actually, give her YOUR best and just say I said "Hi."

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)

*notices light on in private bath*

Joyce....What are you doing in here?

Just had a nice bath, dear. Hope you don't mind.

[Athena007]

Moneypenny had been enjoying the looks of the Royal Blue tulips that had been sitting on her desk since early morning. The card had read, 'Looking forward to making beautiful music together. -Bryce' Each time Bryce would walk buy she would look up and her eyes would sparkle, "Tonight" ...she'd whisper as he'd make his way past her desk.

Moneypenny keyed into M's office through the intercom, "Just letting you know, M, that G is going out for an extended lunch, but he will return later today."

ZenCat: Licked... yes... licked into shape, well, I just don't think you can handle me

[Bryce (003)]

Looking forward to it luv.

Also looking forward to you in the blue dress with the black lace.

Black & blue...my trademark colors;)

I made reservations for 6pm at the Roof Gardens on Kensington. The orchestra starts at 8:30pm. I'll pick you up at 5:30pm at your flat.

*Returns to office and finds Joyce lounging in a terrycloth robe and nursing some scotch*

Clean operatives are happy operatives?

*reaches for scotch bottle*

[zencat]

Originally posted by Athena007
ZenCat: Licked... yes... licked into shape, well, I just don't think you can handle me

*zencat's two catsuited companions stare at this cocky little kitty in disbelief*

Would you like us to kill her now, or later?

*zencat eyeballs the kitty's figure under her blue dress.*

Later.

[Bryce (003)]

You never did answer my question about your cat's names.

Are you a spy or a sheik?

"When one is in Egypt....."

[zencat]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
You never did answer my question about your cat's names.

Classified information. They prefer to called just "zengirls."

But your visual is spot on, you old dog.

(Watch out for the one on the left. She had a bad week.)

[Athena007]

Originally posted by zencat
*zencat's two catsuited companions stare at this cocky little kitty in disbelief* Would you like us to kill her now, or later? *zencat eyeballs the kitty's figure under her blue dress.* Later.

[zencat]

[quote]Originally posted by Athena007

[Bryce (003)]

Looks like a spy to me.

Pay it no mind Moneypenny.

Now get into that dress and let's get to dinner.

*Bryce finishes tying bow tie and looks himself over in the mirror*

Damn I look good.

That's Bryce, John Bryce.

[zencat]

*zencat takes a seat on the couch*

"I'll be here when you're ready to get out of that dress, Moneypenny.

In the meantime, Bryce, is Joyce still in your tub?"

[Xenobia]

*Xenobia reads over report from the janitorial staff*

Well, the bathrooms are cleaned, M is annoyed, 004 had a fun night, 003 thinks he is going out with Moneypenny, but little does he know that kittys just don't come in twos (good thing you look good in black and blue), and Zencat finally arrived.

Right. I'm taking the weekend off to go shopping. Any female left standing can join me...except for 004. I don't think we'd find anything in your size love.

*nods to Zencat* Don't get too comfortable. Moneypenny will return.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

I left Joyce sauced on the couch from most of the bottle she provided me with the other day.

*nods to Zengirls*

Ladies....

*looks again at both*

Nahhhhh....Couldn't be.....

*looks again and is stopped by a hand striking out like a cobra that catches him by the throat*

ZENGIRL #1: Behave.

003: Always.

*releases 003*

ZENGIRL #1: Good boy. *pats 003's cheek*

*Bryce leaves*

ZENGIRL #2: Cute butt.....Is he here often?

[zencat]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
I left Joyce sauced on the couch from most of the bottle she provided me with the other day.

Good man.

Zengirl #1, go make sure Ms Carrington has a blanket.

Originally posted by Xenobia
*nods to Zencat* Don't get too comfortable.  Moneypenny will return.

*zencat pats the seat cushion by his side*

"Why not have a seat, Xen?"

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by zencat


*zencat pats the seat cushion by his side*

"Why not have a seat, Xen?"

Alas my dear, there are 21 exploding whoppee cushions assigned to this branch, and only 19 are accounted for. I'm not sitting anywhere until those cushions are returned.

*gives 003 and 004 a dirty look* Will you two boys ever grow up?

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

That would be "No." -

*Leans over to 004*

Where are the other two?

*thinks, counts on fingers*

[Xenobia]

OH!

It's a big day ladies and gentlemen! 003 just realized he has more than one finger on each hand!

Good boy!

-- Xenobia

[Mister Asterix]

::Mister Asterix walks back in the door::

Hi everyone. I’m back and I’ve got the fish & chips. Did I miss anything?

[Bryce (003)]

Not a thing.....

*Offers bottle of MaCallan 25*

Scotch?

I hope you got plenty of lemons and malt vinegar.

[Xenobia]

Please tell me the malt vinegar is for the fish.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Depends how the evening goes...

*nods again to Zengirls*

Moneypenny's waiting.

Ladies.

*nods to Zencat*

You old shark;)

[Xenobia]

Just remember Mr. Axworthy:

Sharks live longer than wolves.

-- Xenobia

[Mister Asterix]

The malt vinegar is for both the fish and the chips. It’ll be good on shark, too.

[Bryce (003)]

Sharks can't howl...neither can geese.

[Mister Asterix]

My bassett hound howls pretty good.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Sharks can't howl...neither can geese.

This goose would never do anything as undignified as howl.

But, just to be philosophical for a moment, how do we know Sharks can howl, do in fact howl? If they did, we'd never know it; we can't hear underwater.

-- Xenobia