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[Mister Asterix]

Originally posted by Xenobia
But, just to be philosophical for a moment, how do we know Sharks can howl, do in fact howl?  If they did, we'd never know it; we can't hear underwater.

I said not to drink the malt vinegar.

Sorry Xen, physics tells us that sound travels better under water.

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce pours vinegar over some damn fine Fish and Chips*

Drink it? On Shark? Sharks howling? Jaguars can't be green?

*Squeezes lemon over fish*

*munch* Excellent....

*shrugs*

[Mister Asterix]

Eat the fish fast, aught aught three. The Cat is back in town.

[Bryce (003)]

*licks fingers*

I distracted him with a "welcome back" basket of smoked Scottish salmon.

[Xenobia]

Fnarr on Physics. It's only good when you need something to get rid of stomach cramps.

Sound may travel better in water...but do we hear it?

In other words, I am asking the underwater "If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is around, does it still make noise" question.

As far as I am concerned the Cat can have all the fish he wants tonight. I missed him.

-- Xenobia

[Mister Asterix]

Alright Babs, but save some of the malt vinegar for the Cat’s fish. And sniffing the lid doesn’t make it high class.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by zencat
"I'll be here when you're ready to get out of that dress, Moneypenny.
In the meantime, Bryce, is Joyce still in your tub?"

*Moneypenny glances at Bryce*
"His idea of charm I'm gathering?"
*eyes go sad*
"Another girl in your tub, I should have known... I'm just never enough for any of you 00's."

[Matt O'S oo4]

???????????????

You mean.........

You're NOT a virgin?????

Why, MONEYPENNY!!!!

You're not my hero anymore.

0 0 4

[Bryce (003)]

Excuse me...That was earlier...

*Bryce escorts Moneypenny from Royal Albert Hall after a spectacular performance*

Now...*pulls her close*..What shall we do with the rest of the evening?

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
??????????????? You mean......... You're NOT a virgin????? Why, MONEYPENNY!!!! You're not my hero anymore. 0 0 4

:confused: WHO SAID THAT??????? :confused:

Matt, who's spreading these lies? 003, I take it.

[Bryce (003)]

Ignore him...He's been drinking blended scotch.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Athena007
Matt, who's spreading these lies? 003, I take it.

Spreading.....uh....nahhh.

I really will have to leave the "spreading" to 003.

I need a drink.

Its been almost 5 minutes.

blah.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Ignore him...He's been drinking blended scotch.

ALL RIGHT....THEM'S FIGHT'N WORDS.

**** 2 U.

BLENDED!!!!!!?????

I THINK NOT!!!

DO I LOOK LIKE 006?

HMMMMM????

DO I?

Kindly step outside 003

[Bryce (003)]

No blended scotch!

wanker.....

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce delivers "wet-willie" as soon as 004 steps outside*

[Matt O'S oo4]

jUST WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD EVER LET YOU GET BEHIND ME.

HMMMMM?????

DO I LOOK LIKE 001?

I THINK NOT.

BLAH

you know I killed IGGY for that.

sour grapes

[Bryce (003)]

Nyah

wanker....

Now, where were we Moneypenny?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Now...*pulls her close*..What shall we do with the rest of the evening?

Weeelll, ya'll can finish fixin' them snap peas and pick yalls dirtie underwears off the bathroom floo' 003. Hmmm, Hm!

(Did you flush, sonny? We tried to get 006 to, but his lil' floaters...ya knows how it getz)

Laws, laws.....

[MrDraco]

At least we've got our health (coughs) or mine...

[Bryce (003)]

Yeah..No more blended scotch....

Ya wee fair-eeee......

Wanker....

No, Really.....

[Bryce (003)]

Nice quote Mr. Draco on your sig...

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Spreading.....uh....nahhh. I really will have to leave the "spreading" to 003.

:eek: Well, I hear he speads it on thick...

*turns to 003* Matt really has been drinking! Let's get out of here.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Ya wee fair-eeee......

Hey, keep your pants on, you sick bastage.

What's that smell.

Oooohhh, Christ....for schits sake, if there ANY blended ANYTHING on the bar its time for TARGET PRACTICE!!!

Where's my beretta.

Ah.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Nice quote Mr. Draco on your sig...

Very cool. As usual I am in agreement with my esteemed co-hort.

Very cool.

004

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Bryce escorts Moneypenny from Royal Albert Hall after a spectacular performance* Now...*pulls her close*..What shall we do with the rest of the evening?

Moneypenny looks deep into Bryce's eyes, "I thought I'd leave that up to you."

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Athena007


Moneypenny looks deep into Bryce's eyes, "I thought I'd leave that up to you."

Ya know, that's a good idea. Let the nasty little bugger pick up his own dirty drawers.

004

[Bryce (003)]

*grabs Moneypenny - honorably around the waist*

Quite.

Now, where shall we go.

*nuzzles in her neck*

C'mon...put your back into it, eh?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*grabs Moneypenny - honorably around the waist*

Quite.

Now, where shall we go.

*nuzzles in her neck*

C'mon...put your back into it, eh?

ATTENTION. MAY WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

THE FAMILY HOUR IS OVER.

PLEASE DISBURSE

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

PLEASE DISBURSE

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

NO

REALLY

[MrDraco]

Yes spy games execllent, underated movie

Seems....i've out lived my contract (looks around) ****:

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Athena007


:eek: Well, I hear he speads it on thick...

*turns to 003* Matt really has been drinking! Let's get out of here.

OH REALLY!!!

DRINKING????

I'LL SHOW YOU DRINKING!!!!

Hand me rosewood keg, please, thanks John...glass?

004