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[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Athena007


*Athena looks at 004 in a sly manner...*
"Oh you're not in trouble just yet."
*She walks off of the lift, glancing at him out of the corner of her eyes*

"Walking? Driving? Or stealing one of Q's vehicles?"

Driving, of course. Me? Steal a car? Noones' EVER caught me stealing a car.

004 reaches into his pocket and withdraws a small remote.

We'll take...

004 depressing a button. then two more.

...that one.

A showroom quality, burgundy, Aston-Martin Lagonda slowly purrs up to them on its own. The vehicle gently stops and the passanger and driver doors open.

004 gives a sly look to Athena. (I love toys like this)

My lady? Shall we be going?



(MEANWHILE, BACK AT HEADQUARTERS......)

[Genrewriter]

Yes, that was a memorable performance. And you're right, it was the mayor's fault. Did the property damage come out of your pay? I would imagine you had to at least get the mayor a new carpet.

By the way, Dr. Warmflash reported she was missing some supplies from her office. Please tell me you and 004 aren't doing another round of "doctor". Rember the last time you guys pulled that stunt? I had to talk with that junior agent for a half hour just to keep him from telling 007 you vandalized his car.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Now wait a minute.....

The "Naples Incident" was a sterling use of condoms. You fill enough with gasoline and they make great explosive devices....

Not my fault the Mayor tried to use one of the "modified" ones...

Besides, he had an allergic reaction to the new latex compound which caused severe swelling.

So what's the problem?

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Genrewriter
Athena: 003 is actually prohibited from the Q-Branch condom supply after the unfortunate incident in Naples.

Wooooaah... hold it... who said anything about 004 needing a supply of condoms... o_0 ... ? Oh... wait... never mind ...003, not 004... ok... so... Bryce! What could you possibly have done to get banned from the condom supply... I could only imagine!

[Matt O'S oo4]

i believe that quote says 003, my dear.

Besides, I don't thingk we re at that level just yet. A little more time please.

004

(Why would I use one anyway...eeehhoooo)

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
004 reaches into his pocket and withdraws a small remote. We'll take... 004 depressing a button. then two more. ...that one. A showroom quality, burgundy, Aston-Martin Lagonda slowly purrs up to them on its own. The vehicle gently stops and the passanger and driver doors open. 004 gives a sly look to Athena. (I love toys like this) My lady? Shall we be going?

--Athena's eyes enlarge--
"Sleek! I'm quite eager to see how you handle behind the wheel.
--She seats herself in the passenger seat

[Bryce (003)]

I told you he was charming Moneypenny...He might even charm your pants off :eek:



And 004 - Pay for your own lunch at the Tea Room and don't have it billed to my tab again.

and G, 004 & I palyed doctor once and it was on invitation from the two Swedish paramedics that picked us up from that incident in the fjord....and it was Inga and Heidi's idea.....

004, which was which? Blonde, buxom, big...er..smiles....

[Genrewriter]

Ah yes, the fjord. You guys never paid that bill I sent you for the repairs to your explosive bazooka ski boots, by the way.

[Matt O'S oo4]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Athena007


--Athena's eyes enlarge--
"Sleek! I'm quite eager to see how you handle behind the wheel.
--She seats herself in the passenger seat

[Bryce (003)]

*pointing at 004's fleeing Lagonda with Athena in the passenger seat*

He did it.....

No really.

[Genrewriter]

As long as he doesn't damage the exterior, his secret is safe with me.

[Bryce (003)]

Not to worry. He loves that car.

You know he still holds the record for fastest pass across the channel to Ireland.

[Genrewriter]

Are we talking about drving or the other sort of pass that's rather fun to make?

[Bryce (003)]

Actually, his Lagonda was fitted with some of Q's first hydro-foils.

Bit before your time here.

I've been brushing up on my Irish culture quite a bit lately.

[Genrewriter]

Really? What's her name?

[Bryce (003)]

O'Keefe - She's quick on her feet...and even faster off of them;)

[Genrewriter]

Hmm, I know a girl from Greek Intelligence who resembles that remark. Nice girl, quite talented.

[Bryce (003)]

Ohhh....Tasha.....Yes...lovely girl;)

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Actually, his Lagonda was fitted with some of Q's first hydro-foils.

Bit before your time here.

I've been brushing up on my Irish culture quite a bit lately.

HYDROFOILS!!! - Yes, that was some time ago....

Fortunately.........there still quite useful and a ton of fun. Beware of trying to use them on snow.... (I thing we all got lucky it was fresh powder. Silly goons)

I never knew you brushed her.

Hmmmm

Never mind.

004

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
I never knew you brushed her.

Plenty of strokes.....That's the secret;)

[Matt O'S oo4]

I'll will most definately keep that in mind.

Waaait a minute.....

Are you talking about positive strokes or.....

Ahhhhh.

Gotcha.

Good Plan.

I'll will most definately keep that in mind.

I think.

004

[Bryce (003)]

As long as there's a second party involved, you won't go blind.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Do us ALL of favor. Please put that into memo format and put it on 006's desk. I think it time he was informed.

By the way, I think that torch is still burning under his desk.

Oh! (snaps fingers) that's right!!

I left it burning under 001's car. (good thing you got the techs drunk)

Silly me.

Nevermind.

004

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce hands 004 manual for his new ACME "Punch-O-Matic 6000"*

We should let 006 play with this. It's far cooler than the "Pipe-Full-of-Fun Kit #7".

No Really.

[Matt O'S oo4]

BETTER THAN THE PIPE-FULL-O-FUN KIT #7.

WEALLY?

Gimmeee that....

You know, I say, you know, there just might be a market for bottled Freeman.

Uhhh... Nahh....

It didn't really sound like that...

....did it?

Oops.

004 quietly shuffles away.

[Bryce (003)]

Took him two weeks to get out of that damn bottle. We should have given him a model ship to build.

Nice agent, but he's about as smart as a sack of wet mice.

Do-Dah, Do-Dah....

[Matt O'S oo4]

Okay, Athena.

Your turn.

004

[Bryce (003)]

She has taken to the title of Moneypenny here at CBn.

Poor girl never has any time though. Xenobia has been working her to death;)

*Bryce finishes rigging "Punch-O-Matic 6000" over 006's office door*

This is gonna be cool.

[Genrewriter]

*Genrewriter steps back into office and undoes his tie*

Back from another Greek lesson.

004, it doesn't take much to get the techies drunk, all you have to do is say it's break time. 001 called. Apart from some fire damage, his car is all right but he asked me to make the car 00-Agent proof. Needless to say, after laughing my butt off I proceeded to do as he wished.

Yeah, we have a lot of time on our hands here when 007 is on leave. Oh, Bryce. I think one of my papers got sent to your office by mistake. Check your desk for me when you have the time. Thanks.

*Knock at door. Genrewriter opens it up to reveal Tasha.*

Whoops, forgot to get some extra credit. See ya.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Depressing the gas pedal slowly at first then firmly to the floor, the Lagonda moves gently, then powerfully out of the MI6 garage. Out into traffic, easily evading and sweeping around slowing moving autos. As 004 accelerates. he pilots his vehicle easily on and off the road and through traffic (12).

A drink or beverage my dear? The bar is in the back. 004 touches a soft touch switch on his drivers side console. Athena's seat slowly rotates to her left. The bench seat in the rear of the car lays down and a small wet bar slides forward. (02)

--Athena is impressed by the way 004 handles the vehicle.--
"You have sure great control."
--She smiles--
"Oh... vodka and chocolate liquor, how perfect."
--She pauses and then says with a bit of sarcasm--
"Does this mean you're breaking traffic laws, you know... drinking and driving?"