1.Daniel Craig knows where you live. And he will kill you
2.Chuck Norris doesn't win because he's so tough; he wins because Daniel Craig lets him.
3.The Americans has Chuck Norris, The Chinese has Chow Yun Fat, The British has Daniel Craig
4.He doesn't need to fly. He only needs to walk through walls
5.if you with either James Bond or Daniel Craig, he will steal your car, steal your wife, and blow up your house
6.Daniel Craig will kill any man who appears in stairs!!
7.Don't ever scratch Daniel Craig's balls, because it's full of metal spikes and has an alarm trigger which could make your best friends to kill you.
8.If you beat Daniel Craig at a poker match, ninjas will come and kill you.
9.Daniel Craig doesn't need Q. he is a gadget!
10.Daniel Craig doesn't need a house. Everywhere he is is his house!
11.If Daniel Craig was in Moonraker, he would have taken that Moonraker space shuttle and ride it straight into Hugo Drax's . Then, he would invite evryone to party in the Bahamas!
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Edited by Humphrey Bogart, 01 December 2006 - 06:24 AM.