IFP Announce "Young James Bond" series
#61
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:06 PM
Did I mention bad?
I wouldn't mind a reference or two to Bond's past in a novel, or even a film. I even thought of a scene in which Bond is THERE when his parents are killed -- they are murdered -- and the young James, blind with rage, kills the man with a rifle.
Thus, he is sent off to lilve with his aunt.
But to base an entire novel series on it? It could work, of course, but so could cold fusion. Never has, though. The margin for error here is wide enough to slide a battleship down it. One wrong word, one slip of a phrase, and suddenly, 007 becomes a Hardy Boy.
Ever get the feeling that the folks making decisions on both sides of this thing -- the movies and the books -- are working for a vast global organization dedicated to the promulgation of all that is evil and destructive?
My opinion? I 'spectre trying to kill the franchise.
#62
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:10 PM
Alas, I fear it will be James Bond senior style rumpus's in shorts, and non of the reasons for his future drug, drink and death experiences will be explored - of course they won't, these are aimed at the teenagers.
"Bond is for warm blooded heterosexuals in trains................and kiddiwinks while snacking at their philadelphia cheese tri packs", it seems.
Jim, in the words of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, "You've become my own personal hero."
IFP, in the words of Simon, "You're a bunch of clowns".
Still, it begs the question, if they couldn't market Benson, just how the hell will they market this idea in all it's infancy.
And, one last thing, since Bond has been 30-40 for the last 50 years, surely these "Bond in his teens" outings should also be set in the present day.
Oh dear.
#63
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:11 PM
yes....... I was gonna suggest the same.......... it would be kinda nice......although, I would bet he wouldn't really comment on it.......PS. Zencat how about asking R. Benson's opinion on this in the interview. He's not tied to them now so it would be nice to get an honest opinion of this from a Bond Author.
#64
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:12 PM
#65
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:13 PM
Did you read the article? As the author seems like it will be real exploits of James Bond, but in my opinion, it just won't work.A Young James Bond book series. Hopefully it's not that god-awful James Bond Jr. series. I'm wondering if the new series is just kiddy material or actually real exploits of young Bond by a REAL author? Anyone wish to tell me? I prefer the latter material. If it's kiddy stuff, I AM NOT READING IT!
#66
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:17 PM
#67
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:18 PM
#68
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:19 PM
Just pointing it out to you.Sorry I did not read the article. I was busy doing my homework thank you.
#69
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:38 PM
For this they gave Benson his walking papers? Pathetic!
#70
Posted 05 April 2004 - 11:59 PM
But, my quote is the essence of the books and movies, anyway.I mean, part of his appeal is that this is a man who gets all the girls, kills the villians, saves the world, and is witty.
Yes but that's the cinematic James Bond. The literary James Bond isn't so black and white as the text and page he's written on. The novels are more low-key than the majority of the films. Also, I think that out of all the novels, Bond only manages to kill the same amount of people he killed in the course of Die Another Day and Tomorrow Never Dies combined.
Fleming's wit was scarce, however when it did appear it was always rather good, whilst in the films Bond has a pun or a retort for every occasion.
"Oh! He fell over the bars and into a thing that squished him! I guess he's...barred! Ha ha ha! Barred! Cos...he fell over bars to his death! Ha ha ha! Oh I kill myself."
Would the re-animated Fleming please stand up?
So, I'll change it.
I mean, part of his appeal is that this is a man who gets some of the girls, kills the villians, saves the world, and is intermittently witty.
Happy?
#71
Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:10 AM
What's so twisted about it...if you care to tell me the more intricate details?I mean, Bond's sadistic streak and twisted sexuality must have come from somewhere.
#72
Posted 06 April 2004 - 01:01 AM
It appears in their case, Fleming's mysogyny was well placed.
-- Xenobia
#73
Posted 06 April 2004 - 02:10 AM
#74
Posted 06 April 2004 - 02:42 AM
#75
Posted 06 April 2004 - 03:02 AM
"Jimmy Bond and the Prisoner of NATO"
"Jimmy Bond and the Galore of the Pussy"
#76
Posted 06 April 2004 - 03:38 AM
I cannot talk for the rest of the folks at CBn, but I am alarmed at this news because the Board at Ian Fleming Publications has changed composition and Peter Janson-Smith, Ian Fleming's original literary agent, has retired. The new Board thanked Raymond Benson for his continuation novels and did not commission a new book from him saying that they wanted to suspend the continuation novels for a little while.I'm a bit confused by the outcry this has caused. So they're producing children's books. So what? I doubt they can bastardise Bond any more than Eon and Brosnan already have. When all's said and done, they're just kids' books and no more ridiculous than the character in OO7 annuals or OO7 comics or OO7 computer games. Are they?
At least I had been hoping that the major announcement from IFP was of a new continuation novel or series of continuation novels with an adult James Bond. We have heard rumors that Frederick Forsyth (The Day of the Jackal and The Dogs of War) had been approached to continue the James Bond series. I was also hoping that the Steel Dagger awards sponsored by IFP for the British Crime Writers' Association would be a way to recruit a new James Bond continuation novelist.
So I am very disappointed and vexed that the major announcement from IFP is a new series of James Bond books for the same nine to twelve year old audience as JK Rowling's Harry Potter series.
To add insult to injury, I presume that IFP will actually try to promote the young James Bond books while they let the Benson continuation novels die on the vine by neglect.
#77
Posted 06 April 2004 - 04:50 AM
#78
Posted 06 April 2004 - 05:03 AM
-- Xenobia
#79
Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:28 AM
#80
Posted 06 April 2004 - 07:52 AM
On a side not, did anyone in the UK see Charlie Higson on Mastermind at Christmas? He had one minute to answer questions on his chosen special subject and he picked the Bond Films. He got them all correct, but then so did I, so not sure how hard they were!! This means that he is a least a fan - that's a start.
#81
Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:00 AM
Children's books are "the new black"
Books written by (ahem) comedians are also "the new black"
James Bond is a familiar concept, and doubtless familiar concepts are "the new black"
Black is black. I want my JB back.
In a manner which will doubtless make Messrs. Gardner and Benson chew their respective duvets, people will know this is happening.
#82
Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:12 AM
A 'Continuation Novel' would have been the way to go.
No doubt about it.
#83
Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:27 AM
Really? That would have been great.We have heard rumors that Frederick Forsyth (The Day of the Jackal and The Dogs of War) had been approached to continue the James Bond series.
Where did "we" hear the rumours, if you don't mind my asking?
#84
Posted 06 April 2004 - 08:53 AM
The last time I heard abou that rumour must have been a few years ago.Really? That would have been great.We have heard rumors that Frederick Forsyth (The Day of the Jackal and The Dogs of War) had been approached to continue the James Bond series.
Where did "we" hear the rumours, if you don't mind my asking?
I saw Forsyth in an interview for German TV, and they frankly asked him "Wouldn't it be an appropriate challenge for you or have you ever had the idea of writing the script for a James Bond movie?" (They didn't have the idea about novels, quite sure that they didn't even know about a literary James Bond).
I was a big fan of Forsyth's at that time (and still am), and there was it: if I was given the chance to ask him one question, it would have been this one.
The answer was not what I had hoped for. Can't remember the exact answer. He didn't quite bashthe series, but he frankly admitted that James Bond isn't his cup of tea and that he couldn't see this happen at any time at all. It's just not his style, he prefers a more realistic story, compared to the more fantastic plots of the Bond movies. I was disappointed back then, but now, honestly I think he was right.
A continuation novel by him would be great, but I think he makes money enough on his own creations, has established himself as a well known author and has absolutely no need to work as a "hired gun" for the IFP, not cash-wise and not reputation-wise.
(Damn, I had hoped to come back to the boards this morning and find out that all this was just a bad dream)
#85
Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:42 AM
#86
Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:47 AM
Blimey. I live in Carshalton Beeches. FACT.Bet it'll be son of Q making super-duper things in "the lab" and good-hearted girls from Carshalton Beeches and whizzo prangs and ginger beer, shaken not stirred. "The scent and smoke and sweat of a wendy house become nauseating past your bedtime". Yeech.
Young James Bond? Not James Bond yet. So pointless. Charlie Higson also didn't impress me with his bad Randall & Hopkirk plots. Keeping an open mind, though..
#87
Posted 06 April 2004 - 01:13 PM
Young Indiana Jones - flopped
Young Sherlock Holmes - flopped
See a pattern?! [/quote]
Add to that...
003 1/2: The Adventures of James Bond Junior (1967) - flopped
James Bond Junior (1991) - flopped
So what ARE they thinking? [/quote]
Let
#88
Posted 06 April 2004 - 01:55 PM
#89
Posted 06 April 2004 - 01:56 PM
Obviously, with the fallout from Rowling's Potter books still around, the kid's market continues to be a strong one, and there's already a demonstrable fanbase for spy thrillers in that audience - just check out the number of spin-offs from the Spy Kids movie franchise, the Spy High books or the Alex Ryder novels by Anthony Horowitz (the latest of which, 'Scorpia' is being given a big marketing push here in the UK). Plus media like the Spy Kids films, the Agent Cody Banks movies, the Kim Possible cartoon etc. all show that the "teen agent" genre is a going concern.
However, as some people have already stated, this isn't the first time a Bond franchise has been aimed at a 'junior' audience and misfired - the most recent was the 007 Spy Files partwork magazine, which was firmly targeted at the 9-12s and got lots of negative mail from adults who wanted something 'serious' without crosswords or colouring pages in it.
I'm willing to let Charlie Higson's work speak for itself - it's not fair to judge the man without having read the book - but I have to say I fear that losing an 'adult' 007 fiction series in favour of gaining a children's one will be ultimately weaken the franchise.
But from a marketing point of view, the fact is that Bond novels aimed at a children's market could very probably sell more than those written for the adult market. Look at the sales figures Raymond Benson talks about in his interview on this site - those are a fraction of what a hot kid's book can sell.
Personally, I don't see why there couldn't be two fiction streams based on 007 - one for the children's market and one following on from where Benson left off - but I'm afraid that it's more likely that there won't be, for fear of creating "brand confusion".
#90
Posted 06 April 2004 - 02:13 PM
I do wish people would give this "Fleming spinning in his grave" nonsense a rest. Although proud of his creation, he was never precious about it. I mean, he cheerfully took the money and ran when the Daily Express turned his novels into a cartoon strip, and what about his deal with CBS in 1954? That was meant to be a serious adaptation of Casino Royale. This is a series of books for children! If he didn't care about the former, why would he give a flying one for the latter? Speaking of which, wasn't Fleming a bit of a fan of children's literature? And didn't he create one of his own, about a flying car?I suspect Anne might be doing blackflips with Ian.
Fleming was a bibliophile and I think if he was going to be alarmed by anything happening today, it would be the declining standards of literacy among schoolchildren. If this helps to keep kids reading and away from other mind-numbing visual media, then I reckon he'd be all for it.