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[Joyce Carrington]

Sing along of course.

*turns music up*

You go to my head... and you linger like a haunting refain... and I find you spinning round in my brain... like the bubbles in a glass of champagne...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Together:

I've got you...deep in the heart of me...I've got you....under my skin...


Works for me...

[Joyce Carrington]

Don't you know little fool - you never can win - why not use your mentality - get up, wake up to reality...

Oooh I could do this all day.

[Matt O'S oo4]

I'll put the CD on reapeat....

[Joyce Carrington]

009: Good idea. I'VE GOT YOU...

*looks at 004*

009: Oh sorry. Too loud?

[Matt O'S oo4]

No, my lady.

Just right.

004 puts the car into a autopilot setting and the vehicle bagins to circle slowly over the mountains.

come here you.

Lets sing together...shall we?

[Joyce Carrington]

As a large passenger plane flies over the alp, the pilots widen their eyes at the sight of a BMW circling the area... and to the sound of some very loud Sinatra music.

009 and 004: ...UNDER MY SKIN...

[Matt O'S oo4]

Ah...that is fun.

004, landing the car, much to the dismay to a local dairy farmer.

Hmmmmm.

Perhaps we should travel down the road just a bit?

I don't feel like sharing our lunch with the local gentry.

What say?

[Joyce Carrington]

As long as we can keep singing... okay by me.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Know "Fly Me To The Moon?"

[Joyce Carrington]

*stares at him*

You're going to fly this car to the moon?

*sees the look on his face*

Oh. Right.

Hit it.

FLY ME TO THE MOON... LET ME SING AMONG THOSE STARS...

[Matt O'S oo4]

(I actuall saw a theatre production of A Christmas Carol and they used that song to play as the ghost of Christmas Past takes Scrooge over the city to his boyhood school. Really weird)

Fly me....to the moon....

[Joyce Carrington]

In OTHER WORDS, HOLD MY HAND... IN OTHER WORDS, BABY...

Uh...

*looks at him*

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 lands the car and pulls 009 to him.

Kissing her deeply for a long time, he looks at her.

There is your other words my love.

*Looking around*

Over there. Lets get this lunch underway.

*Looks into her eyes*

Or we'll never get any food today....can't do that.

Now, can we?

[Joyce Carrington]

No... WHERE IS THAT SCOTCH???!!!!

[Matt O'S oo4]

*Looks ar her a bit concerned* Are you feeling alright?

*Hands Joyce a bottle of JW Gold Label*

Will that do for the time being?

[Joyce Carrington]

Well... *sighs* Alright then.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Dear, deary me.

Oh, my lady Joyce. I do so love you...but you must realize that what you are holding is one of the BEST blended scotches around.

*004 lands the BMW*

Now lets do the lunch thing...and lets do the scotch thing...and then, after all that, if you're a very good girl...I'll show you my etchings...

C'mon, luv.

[Joyce Carrington]

*looks him in the eye*

As long as you have more Scotch. ONE bottle is NOT enough.

You know.

Ahem.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Really?

Well, no wonder your my own true love.

I feel the same way about you.

You know.

Ahem.

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 calmly check his scotch reserves.

Eight bottles.

Hmmm. This one IS going to be close.

*Looks at 009 and almost melts.*

Lead on, my dear lady.

I think we still have some serious business ahead of us before we can call this mission over.

What say you?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

I say *hiccough* definitely.

*pours Scotch for the both of them*

Right then. What shall we drink to?

*dashboard of car starts buzzing*

*rolls eyes*

Sigh.

*looks at 004*

Sorry, honey. I've got to take this call.

I'm a secret agent.

You know.

Ahem.

Of course, YOU KNOW.

Right.

*pushes button on dashboard*

009 here.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Admires 009 in her inebrieated state.

004: Dear love?

009: Uh-huh?

004: Um. Not THAT button, sweetheart.

009 and 004 slowly turn to look at the CD player retracting a disc after having ejected it.

Sinatra begins to play.

004 softly kisses 009 while reaching over to the stereo, he turns down the music a bit and presses the correct button just slightly to the left of the one 009 pressed in error.

004 leans back and jestures to 009 in a "your call."

[Joyce Carrington]

*smiles*

Alrighty then.

*pushes correct button*

009 here.

002: Joyce? You've been gone for three hours. That is one pretty long lunch, don't you think?

009: Uh... well... (looks at 004)

002: (catching on) Don't tell.

004: Don't ask. *chuckle*

009: What is it?

002: We've just received an... interesting package.

009: Oh?

002: There was catnip in it.

*009 and 004 share a look*

004: Say no more.

*the car turns around*

004: Destination: London.

009: Anything else in the package, Xen?

002: Well... um... (she swallows) There were some hairs in there as well. We've had them analysed. Most of them belonged to a white Persian cat, but the rest...

009: James.

*004 glances at her*

009: I mean, uh... 007.

002: *regaining her composure* Yes.

009: We're on our way.

[Xenobia]

At Mi6 headquarters

Q: 002 have you spoken yet with the 004s?

X: The 004's?

Q: Of course! They are getting married so....

X: Oh, I see. They take the man's number. Why can't they be the 009's?

Q: (gulps) I suppose that could happen....

X: (hand on Q's shoulder), I was kidding. Have you gotten all the lab work on 007's hair?

Q: Yes, and there is good news on that score.

X: Really? What is it?

Q: I was able to trace the shampoo remanents that were in the hair samples. The chemical compound therein hasn't been used in ten years.

X: So the hair is his....

Q: But not currently his!

X: (kisses Q) You are a genius!

Q: Well, if that makes me a genius, wait until you see the reports on the cat hair. The blend of flea repellant is rare, because the chemicals used there are not allowed in the NAFTA countries, or the European Union.

X: So that leaves South America and Asia....

Q: And I am working on finding where this particular compound is sold. I should have the results by the time the....Carringtons....return.

X: I love how you think Q.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

En Route back to London.

009: *NOticing his quiet stare* Yes?

004: I was just thinking about our flat. We haven't been doing as much "work" on it as I would like. I was hoping Q would have been able to complete some more of the "refinements" a bit sooner, but with all of this running amuck looking for 007...

You know.

How are we doing?

[Joyce Carrington]

Refinements?

*eyes starts to sparkle*

Refinements? I didn't know there were going to be ... refinements.

*smiles at him*

We'll get to it, dear.

Just need to save the world a couple more times.

*shrugs*

You know.

*The BMW Z3 touches down at MI6 headquarters*

[Bryce (003)]

*003 tip toes out of 004's office after placing an expensively wrapped box from Tiffany's on the desk*

*crosses down hallway - stops outside 006's office. Walks in*

EXT. - MI6 - AFTERNOON

006: (V.O.) Owwwwwwwww! ...er What the Hell was that for?!

003: (V.O.) Standard policy Lance. Quit being a baby.

006: (V.O.) An atomic wedgie? My underwear is up to the back of my neck!

003: Yes Lance...Yes it is.

*exits 006's office*

[Xenobia]

*Joyce exists the Z3 and nods to Xenobia*

J: Anything new from Q.

X: Excellent news in fact. The hair was James' but from years ago. He used the shampoo compound to date the hair.

*Matt joins them,scratching his head*

M: In that case, I guess that makes me twenty years younger than I am.

*Xen and Joyce give Matt a dirty look*

X: Anyway, Q is working on dating the cat hair by the flea repellant. He should have the results any minute. Shall we join himm?

*The three agents head for Q labs*

Q: Ah yes, the lovely Miss Xenobia, and the...the....

M: Other agents that hang out with Xenobia?

J: The prettiest agents in the field?

Q: 004 and 009! How nice to see you.

*Matt and Joyce exchange confused looks*

X: Don't ask folks, just don't ask. How goes tracing the flea repellant?

Q: It is a very strange compound, made of plants found only in the African rainforest. Accordinly, the repellant is only sold in Africa.

J: Sub-Saharan or North Africa?

Q: Both actually, but it goes for a quite a pretty penny, so it is only sold in places like Johannsburg, Tripoli....

X: Cairo, in Eygpt.

Q: Why yes....

J: Where cats rule....

Q: They did in ancient times....

M: Ladies, I think we are about to take a field trip to the Pyramids. Let's go find 003 and see if he thinks of the Sphinx.

-- Xenobia

[Joyce Carrington]

*009, 004 and 002 stroll past 003's office*

009: Hmm, he's not here.

*002 and 004 look at each other*

004: Follow me.

*they head over to 006's office*