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[Matt O'S oo4]

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[Bryce (003)]

That's Matt.

I'm busted.

We'll be here all week....

Try the veal....and pass the scotch....

[Jimbo007]

That's quite an introduction 004; I'm impressed since I got a good kick out of it . Anywho, welcome to CBN and I hope you have a great time here (take a look at BondFeness007's heartfelt opinion of CBN here in the general discussion, its great). I raise my martini.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Welcome to CBn Matt. What a first post.

004 huh? Does that mean you're one better than Bryce?

[Bryce (003)]

Only when tipping at the pub....

[Glor (009)]

Welcome 004. We've all heard a little about your exploits. Keep 003 out of trouble will you. We don't want 008 to have to be called in from Micronesia or wherever in the hell he is these days.

For all of you martini drinkers out there, keep the vermouth away from my Stoli. Just the whisper of the word vermouth is enough for me. I prefer a very dry martini with a twist, shaken until a layer of frost forms on the outside of the shaker.

I raise my glass to you 004.

[Xenobia]

*rolls eyes*

I am beginning to think it was a good idea NOT to give Bryce spare keys to my office in Blades. Somehow I think you'd wind up with a set too.

Not that anything in there would amuse you 004. Somehow you don't strike me as the type who would have a use for poisoned lipstick (not your shade) or a compact with a mini cd-burner. (Well, OK, you might like that, but would you really want to be seen with a compact?)

On the other hand, it is nice to see that someone respects the Americans with Disabilities Act, but somehow I think your gestures are kept to one stunning remark, that tends to make a point.

As for the Scotch...does it come in spray bottles or in canteens that double as grenades when used appropriately?

Enjoy your stay 004; its nice to have someone here you can keep 003 in line.

-- Xenobia (002)

[Bryce (003)]

"keep 003 in line"...My dear Xen -

You have no idea.....

You've just put the blowtorch in charge of the dynamite....

No....


Really.

:eek:

[Xenobia]

I'm sorry Bryce, is that my cue to get frightened?

Somehow the only thing chilled is my martini.

-- Xenobia

[BONDFINESSE 007]

well since we are talking about our guilty pleasures i will take a shot or two or 3 of straight skyy vodka and if you dont have that then just give me some crown royal

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by BONDFINESSE 007
well since we are talking about our guilty pleasures i will take a shot or two or 3 of straight skyy vodka and if you dont have that then just give me some crown royal  

[Blofeld's Cat]

I'm an uncomplicated :cool:-cat, so just two fingers of neat Dimple scotch will do me just nicely.

:: BC holds out 2 fingers (with the ring and long fingers folded in of course) ::

[Matt O'S oo4]

Skyy Vodka? With out a doubt.

Dimple 15 Scotch? Indeed, yes.

21 Year old McCallen single malt? Every damn day.

That's right!

Here's keeping it straight up!

004

[Blofeld's Cat]

Anyone tasted a 50-year old Chivas Royal Salute yet?

At $10,000 a bottle I'd need to take a loan out just to have a thimble-full !! :eek:

[Matt O'S oo4]

Sound excellent.

As long as the ice lasts, so do I.

004

[BONDFINESSE 007]

Originally posted by Blofeld's Cat
Anyone tasted a 50-year old Chivas Royal Salute yet?

At $10,000 a bottle I'd need to take a loan out just to have a thimble-full !! :eek:

forget that, its to rich for my blood, that would put me in the poor house

[Matt O'S oo4]

At 10,000 a bottle, I don't think you'd notice the house.

004

[Blofeld's Cat]

At 10 grand a bottle you wouldn't have a house!

Man, the packaging alone is sinful. Geez!

[Dunph]

At 10 grand I'd expect it to make my tea.

[Xenobia]

At 10K I'd expect it to make and bring me my tea.

A few notes from Vodka land:

Cristal is overrated.
Gray Goose is underrated
Suzy Goose is not a vodka.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

[quote]Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Additionally, John usually, due to his less than sparkling personality (I

[Xenobia]

Suddenly it all becomes clear...

"Forgive me father for I have sinned."

"That's putting it mildly 003."

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

More than you know Xenobia....most of what you expect...but more than you know....

*Bryce spits out coffee while glancing at field report from 004's file*

INSERT: CU B&W photo of 003 & 004 dressed as Kabuki warriors on stage.
Caption reads: Bejing '91

Oh dear lord......You had to put THIS photo in the file....

[Xenobia]

Kabuki, huh?

Two grown men, dressed in traditional garb, wacking the hell out of each other.

Why doesn't this surprise me.

Come on Matt, save the day. Tell us something about Bryce that would shock us all.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Oh no.....

004 - The "night in San Fran" after 14 hours of driving is off limits....

Don't mention the plane flight either..."No...I'd like a little bit more please".

[Xenobia]

Matt, honey, sweetheart...

Nothing is ever off limits to the den mother. You can tell mommy anything.

;-)

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce grabs keys, sets sensor on fridge (damn cat) and on bar (damn 004), and leaves office*

I'll be at the pub.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Alrrright...already....

If you insist...

003 can be a nut. So, big deal.

Now, 003, you now who was involved.... Freeman, 006.... and you know how he can get...his indecisive tendencies have almost always been one of his tragic flaws.

Like Fitzpatrick's slapping his bare bottom during a high-speed chase in the face of our pursuers.... granted its fun...but its just wrong.

I still recall the incident in the hotel room (I have, happily, blocked out the location).

Fitzpatrick, 008, was in one of the bedrooms. Bryce, Freeman (006) and I were in the living area. 006, (actually, after losing ro-sham-bo; we have a system, you see) made the mistake of opening a door, without inquiring who was outside of it.

We were immediately confronted by three rather able (heavily armed) goons. One of them especially suited for the job; he looked like he had eaten a Mack truck for breakfast.

Of course, 003, whose basically a rather private person, felt that answering a lot of nosey questions was not only pointless, but was not in his job description (I was in full agreement) So, the melee began, especially after John politely made a number of visual anatomical comparisons, including something to do with raisins and Vienna sausages.

003 and I begin to roll into a mock argument while standing in front of really big goon #1. The repartee goes something like this:

004: You

[Xenobia]

A worthy retelling 004, but you left out the most important detail....

You did tip housekeeping handsomely for the enevitable clean-up, did you not? To do anything less would be ungentlemenly.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Sorry. That's listed as classified. A gentlemen never discusses the tips he gives a lady.

004